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One sunny rainy bright morning in the afternoon
Surcose sees m-m-mr albedoh walking bye
She gos up too him cutely
“M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mr albedoh. I need help uwu”
“Omg bbg whuts the mater”
Albedoh drops everything including his hair growing lotion, which sets half of monstat on fire.
“There’s a big meanie pants over there being mean because he looks mean and his legs are tiny because he’s mean.” Surcose says solemly
“Omg big don’t worry I’ll help you omg omg #alchemyrules”
“Thank u mmmmmmmmr albedoh”
Albedo walks over to the big meany pants that he identifes as keya of the nights of favinus
“Hey keya” albedoh says confindly as the alpha male he is Uwu
“O-o-o-o-oh em Gee it’s albedoh chief alchemist #alchemyrules on instagrem of the nights of favinus” keya says, shakin in his teeny boots
“Leave my bbg alon” albedoh says, dealing an attack of 12 dmg, killing keya.
Albedoh saunters over to surcose like an alpha male and says “ that beta male had no Chanse aginst moi bbg”
“M-m-mr al-“ surcose starts to say
“No” albedoh cuts her of.”I’m sry bbg but you can’t be my bbg anymr I found a new bbg and it isn’t you bbg”
Surcose falls to her nees
“W-w-w-w-w-e-w-w-who is it”
“It’s the big meany pants over there he’s actually rlly hawt” sas albedoh
“Ull regret thus albedoh” says Surcose menacingley
“No I won’t stfu”
Surcose turns into a demon and flies away
“Now I can hang out with my new bbg”
Albedoh saunters Over to keya
Keya gets up
You can imagine how whut happns nexct ;)
Surcose come back a as a dumon and strts frtnigt dance and makes a 3 hour long Gacha heat video
Albedoh and keya dye of the crnge waves coming off her greasy iPad
Surcose walks away proudly then trips over her long blond hair and dies her last words….”osmanthus wine…..tastes the same as I remember…………..b-but where are those who share the…..memory”
Behind her keya gets up bcuz he wasn’t ded plot twist lolololol
He stabs her ded bodeu for no reason whatsoever but so he can look cool and takes a picture of him and his BFF deeluc togther
They then ride off into the sunset with naru toe and zach angular on a broken table
The end