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Dear Thad, this is Uzi, writing to you from the corpse spire.
It gets lonely with just 3 of us, so I want to invite you and some of your friends to play T or D with me and my friends.
Sincerely;
Uzi
"Huh... She does remember me."
Thad put the note in his pocket, the idea sounded good, he was a little bit worried about the Murder Drones, but he tried to shrug it off the best he could, gathered up 3 of his close friends; Lizzy, Chad and Mauser. They managed to sneak out easily ever since the break in, the vents had been unrepaired, and led straight to door 1, which was still broken and nobody had dared repair it yet. Finally outside, the 3 make their way to the corpse spire. That was leading the group, as everyone else was terrified to be in the territory of the Murder Drones. But Thad kept re-assuring them that everything was fine, and that Uzi would not have invited them if it weren't safe. Alas they finally arrived at the corpse spire, Thad saw Uzi waving at a small opening. "Oh good, she is alive."
Behind Uzi stood N and V, something that Lizzy, Chad and Mauser did not expect.
"MURDER DRONE!" Screamed Lizzy as she jumped behind Thad, hiding behind him.
"Hey that's not very nice... I don't wana be called a Murder Drone."
"N, they are just scared. Don't worry, I'll talk with them, Worker to Worker style."
Uzi walked towards Thad and the rest, with Lizzy still shaking behind Thad. Uzi caught notice to this and remembered the comment that she made on her last day at the colony.
"Eww, It didn't kill her" the words echoed in her head.
"Why did you bring her."
Lizzy instantly knew what Uzi was on about. "Sorry?" What else was she suppose to say?
Uzi glared at her, but eventually took her eyes off Lizzy and invited them in, Lizzy still cautious of the 'Murder Drones' and Uzi, now that she recognised her. The group got together and sat down in a circle inside the ship. It was a small space, but it had a smaller closet like space behind them. N pulled out a bottle, one of J's old bottles and he placed it on the ground. He looked at Thad and he urged him to spin it. Thad looked at the bottle, then back at N. He shrugged and spun the bottle. It landed on Uzi. Without Thad even saying 'Truth or Dare' Uzi bleared out 'Dare'. That paused for a moment to think of a dare, he had the perfect one. "I dare you to kiss your crush."
Uzi blushed for a moment, but then picked up her railgun and kissed it. She smirked with a smug grin, and she then spun the bottle. After countless Dares and Truths, some embarrassing and some down right weird, it was Uzi's turn to spin, and it landed on N. N said 'Dare' but Uzi could not think of anything, until Thad whispers into her ear with a pretty good idea. "OK N, I dare you to do Seven Minutes in Heaven with V!"
The rest of the Worker Drones looked exited for this, but V and N had no idea what that was.
"Basically, you go into a small space together and you just do whatever you want to eachother for that 7 minutes, whatever happens in the small space stays in the small place!" bleared out Chad.
N blushed at the idea, V looked confused, but they both agreed to do it, so they went in the small room in the corner and closed the door, and small it was because N and V where pressed up against eachother. The rest of the Workers left the pod laughing, and set a timer for 7 minutes.
N: So.. Here we are.. Alone for the first time in ages.
V: It's rather stuffy in here... I don't particularly like this dare. It's not even my dare!
N: I'm fine with it!
V: It's because you're with me.
V blushed a little, but it was not as heavy as N's blush which at this point could be mistaken for another set of eyes. Pressed up against eachother like this, N tried to move into a more comfortable spot, so he moved his hand away from his face, but then it got stuck on V's chest.
N: V what am I touching...
V: I could ask the same question... What are you touching, I cant feel anything right now.
N: V why is your chest soft? Why is it squishy?! WHY IS IT ROUND?!
V: Ooh... Oh you're touching that... GET OFF!
V tried to slap N, but she could not move that well. This was getting awkward.
V: I'm calling off the dare.
V tried to reach the door handle, but her arm was stuck between N's and they where practically hugging eachother. V took notice and stared N in the eyes. She rolled her eyes and thought 'screw it' because she might aswell. She moved her elbows to grab the back of N's head and pushed it towards her own. Before N knew what he was doing, his and V's lips met, and he was living a dream, but was he awake this time. They moved away from eachother for a second.
N: V did you just... Did we just... Can you kick me real quick?
V: Why?
N: I think I'm dreaming.
V: You little idiot, this is real.
V moved his head forward and their lips met again. This was real and N was enjoying every moment of it. He joined in and the small kissing went into full on fluff. V had no idea what she was doing, it just felt... Felt normal, felt good. Being around Uzi and her humanoid behaviour and emotions had started to rub off on her, now that she was kissing N it seemed normal.
"So who think's they are f####n?" Mauser asked.
Everyone put their hands up. Everyone was convinced that N and V where doing the deed. But the Workers where wrong. Entirely wrong.
N and V continued to make out, they both enjoyed it and this feeling was just perfect. Who knew a dare would be so good, but V had an urge, she wanted more. But she knew that would have to wait. (In time V, in time.) They stopped for a bit to take a break.
N: V, does this mean you love me?
V: What do you think?
V moved N's head back towards her own, and they started kissing again.
Seven minutes past, and it was time to open the room door. Everyone was expecting a naked N and naked V, but when the door opened. N and V where still found making out, but now the door opened, they stepped out and continued. This time with V falling backwards and N joining her. Uzi and the rest stared at N and V. Maybe it would be best to leave them like this... Not to spoil N's fun.
A couple minutes later;
Thad and his friends had gone back to the colony, and Uzi waved them goodbye. She turned towards N and V who were now cuddling on the floor, asleep. She looked at them for a solid 20 seconds. And then shrugged it off, laid down next to her railgun, and she held it close as she slept.
Best night ever.
"And that was the luckiest N out of any of the N's because no N is cannon and none of the characters are linked with the other stories counterparts."
"I think I'll just drink some tea then go to sleep. I've been writing fics since the 4th, its now the 12th and I have published everyday, 2 in one day at one point. I need a holiday...
Or I could just continue writing fics about cute robots that kill eachother...
I'ma do the 2nd option of writing fics."