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1. A Straight Man's Guide to Being Stranded at Sea by storebrandandy for Blorbosexterminator

   Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Dec 2021

   Tags

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   • Berlin | Andrés de Fonollosa/Palermo | Martín Berrote
   • Bogotá | Santiago & Marseille | Jakov
   • Berlin | Andrés de Fonollosa
   • Palermo | Martín Berrote
   • Marseille (La casa de papel)
   • Bogotá (La casa de papel)
   • Original Characters
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Crack
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • Heterosexual Andrés de Fonollosa
   • very heterosexual
   • bisexual awakening
   • gratuitous descriptions of gross norwegian food
   • The Coat - Freeform

   Summary

   “The helicopter won't start,” Jakov stated blankly. Andrés blinked a few times, processing the statement.

   “What do you mean it won’t start?”

   “I don’t know. It just won’t.”

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   Inspired by mine and Nharidy's conversation about Andrés' Hetero Logic™ and my obligation as The Norwegian to write about this damn oil platform.

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