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starspangledpanwithaplan:
I was told this is how you connect with the youths?
>fleurdeelacquer:
oh no an old person is on tumblr
>>starspangledpanwithaplan:
Why are there so many naked people
>>>whatt-he-fuck
poor man has been on this site not even a day and already found the porn
>>>>starspangledpanwithaplan
The What???
>>>>>whatt-he-fuck
idk i cant read suddenly who knows
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iateurcat
ok so i was watching a documentary on the howling commandos and??? youre telling me sergeant barnes and captain rogers WEREN’T fucking???? sounds like a lie.
>starspangledpanwithaplan
Bucky wasn’t into that kind of thing (sex, I mean), so we didn’t. And we weren’t involved romantically, either.
I had to ask what ‘fucking’ meant in this context in order to answer this, by the way.
>>iateurcat
did a CAPTAIN AMERICA FANBLOG just reply to my shitpost and imply that james buchanan barnes was asexual
>>>batman-dies-in-endgame
i- i think so.
>>>>starspangledpanwithaplan
I’m the actual Captain America?
>>>>>iateurcat
sure jan
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starspangledpanwithaplan
Someone please tell me why Barton just went pale in the face upon me saying I’m on this website? And why Stark doubled over laughing when I said my username?
>gravity-is-a-lie
why is there a captain america roleplay blog here i hate this site
>>starspangledpanwithaplan
I’m actually Captain America??
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loki-was-here
anyway i was in starbucks and Captain Fucking America came in and ordered an iced americano and the barista said ‘iced americano for the iced americano’ and i started laughing and he looked at me so confused
>starspangledpanwithaplan
I have been begging someone to explain that joke. What does it mean????
>>loki-was-here
CAPTAIN ROGERS????
>>>starspangledpanwithaplan
Finally, someone who doesn’t think I’m a role-player.
>>>>loki-was-here
HI HELLO SIR PLEASE DONT LOOK AT MY BLOG IT'S CONCERNING
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creative-username-175
sometimes i watch a piece of media and i wonder what historical figures would think of it. anyways since apparently captain america is on tumblr, @starspangledpanwithaplan have you seen A Kid From Brooklyn?? it’s generally seen as the worst interpretation of your life
>starspangledpanwithaplan
It was actually the most realistic. I really loved it! :)
>>creative-username175
you heard it here folks: the movie about captain america that said he’s bisexual and strongly implied his best friend bucky was trans is the most accurate according to him and im going to cry about it
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starspangledpanwithaplan
HANG ON JUST ONE MINUTE. BEING GAY IS LEGAL AND NO ONE TOLD ME?
>berries-and-cream
oh shit.
>>starspangledpanwithaplan
EXCUSE ME I AM GOING TO GO BUY A PRIDE FLAG AND CRY. GOODNIGHT TUMBLR.
>>berries-and-cream
oh shit i was expecting this to be homophobic but it was wholesome??? this cant be the actual steve rogers
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starspangledpanwithaplan
OKAY CRYING SESSION IS DONE TIME FOR RESEARCH.
>starspangledpanwithaplan
APPARENTLY PANSEXUALITY IS A THING AND I AM IT. I SPELLED MY USERNAME WRONG AT FIRST BUT NOW I GET WHY STARK WAS LAUGHING
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loki-was-here
@starspangledpanwithaplan have you ever thought about doing a qna on here?? i have several questions
>starspangledpanwithaplan
Actually, yes. I’d love to answer questions (especially without the pressure of an official interview)!
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loki-was-here said:
so you’ve said before that your friend bucky barnes wasn’t into sex: do you mean that he was celibate or that he was what’s called asexual now? (if he was that woukd be amazing and i might cry)
starspangledpanwithaplan answered:
I can’t be really sure, since Bucky isn’t here to confirm, but from the way he talked about sex I think that he was asexual. (Also please don’t cry, then we’d both be crying)
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granolaspicee said:
what was your relationship with Peggy Carter like?
starspangledpanwithaplan answered:
Peggy’s and my relationship was… Complicated, to say the least, and a lot of it still hurts to talk about. I definitely loved her, but I’ve never been great at telling the difference between platonic and romantic anway, so I don’t know if there would ever be a chance of us being more than friends. It’s all kind of one big ‘what-if’.
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Anonymous said:
what do you think of modern bananas
starspangledpanwithaplan answered:
Bad. Wrong. Next question.
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supermerlinwho said:
how goes catching up on all the pop culture you missed?? i imagine theres a lot from over 70 years
starspangledpanwithaplan answered:
It’s going well, actually! I got through all the Star Wars and Harry Potter movies pretty soon after the Battle of New York, which a lot of people have said are the essentials. Romanoff and Stark have been helping me with music, while Barton is introducing me to different genres, starting with horror and adventure shows. (We’re currently watching this show that I can’t remember the name of, something about hunting demons?)
>berries-and-cream
is…. is steve rogers watching supernatural because hawkeye introduced him to it. is this what i just read
>>starspangledpanwithaplan
Yes, that’s the name of the show! Thank you!
>>>pants-not-allowed
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