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Arsenal dragged his feet inside his house. He can’t believe that he’s out on away goals once again. If only he didn’t mess up in the first leg. If only… He opened his laptop and messaged Chelsea.
RedSince1886: I’m out. I’m sorry.
BlueLondon: What?! You had one job! One job!
RedSince1886: AT LEAST I GOT THROUGH TO THE ROUND OF SIXTEEN.
BlueLondon: You lost to your manager’s former club. >:D
RedSince1886: You lost to a French club without their talisman. So shut it.
BlueLondon: >:(
BlueLondon: I’m calling Liverpool and City.
TheBlueCitizens joined the chat.
Neverwalkalone joined the chat.
Neverwalkalone: I was hoping that an English club would go through to the quarter-finals.
RedSince1886: Well, at least Liv and I are still in the FA Cup.
TheBlueCitizens: You wouldn’t dare…
RedSince1886: How did you lose to Middlesborough? HOW?!
TheBlueCitizens: Well, how did YOU lose to MONACO?!
RedSince1886: Their defense was hard to break down. I’m talking about the FA Cup here.
RedSince1886: It’s not like you went through to the quarterfinals of the UCL anyway.
TheBlueCitizens: …
BlueLondon: He’s trying to change topics. He doesn’t want us to talk about his defeat to Monaco in the first leg.
RedSince1886: EXCUSE ME? WHO LOST AGAINST A TEN-MAN PSG IN THEIR OWN GROUND?!
RedSince1886: WHO LOST TO BRADFORD AFTER LEADING BY TWO GOALS?!
BlueLondon: WELL AT LEAST I WASN’T HUMILIATED IN THE FIRST LEG OF THE UCL!
Neverwalkalone: Now, now, Arsenal, Chelsea. Calm down.
BlueLondon: He started.
RedSince1886: No. The little blue twat did.
BlueLondon: LITTLE?!
TheBlueCitizens: It’s a good thing we aren’t talking face to face.
RedSince1886: Is that so?
RedSince1886 left the chat.
BlueLondon: Arsenal?
BlueLondon: WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BlueLondon: WAIT COME BACK!
Neverwalkalone: Well… this isn’t good.
Just like Liverpool predicted, a sound of a cannon being fired was heard. Arsenal had fired his cannon in the direction of Chelsea’s house. Lucky for Chelsea, Arsenal’s shot missed, but it was enough to scare Chelsea.
Neverwalkalone: Ok… so that’s what he did.
RedSince1886 joined the chat.
RedSince1886: Lucky for you I missed.
BlueLondon: IF YOU WRECK MY HOUSE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!
RedSince1886: Why don’t you get money from your Russian friend?
Neverwalkalone: ENOUGH. Didn’t we come together to support each other through the hardships of being out of the UCL?
BlueLondon: lol wut?
RedSince1886: I am trying to support everyone but no. These idiots had to push my buttons.
TheBlueCitizens: I’m ending this chat before it gets heated again. Goodbye, neighbours.
TheBlueCitizens left the chat.
Neverwalkalone: Good idea…
Neverwalkalone left the chat.
BlueLondon: Bye, ARSEnal~
BlueLondon left the chat.
RedSince1886 left the chat.
Arsenal gritted his teeth at the last message and slams his laptop shut. He walked outside to get some fresh air and let out some steam. Hopefully, he won’t run into any more trouble.