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Mickey and Ian have gone out to a hipster bar on the West-Side for a few drinks before Christmas. They're sat at the bar and whenever one of them comes back from having a smoke outside or taking a piss, Ian will try and 'woo' Mickey with a Christmas pick up line. They started out pretty innocent. He tried:
'Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?' -and
'Well Mick, I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list'
but as the night goes on they get more and more lecherous:
'Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.'
The one that finally breaks Mickey is when Ian stumbles back from the bathroom, tipsy already after 2 beers, and leans against the bar in what Mickey can only assumes is an attempt at alluring pose. Ian leans down towards Mickey, and after looking around to make sure no-one's listening, whispers that:
'Unlike that green guy, my heart is not the only thing that could grow 3 inches'
Which, to Ian's obvious delight, causes Mickey to snort out loudly:
'Yeah and the fuckin' rest Grinchy'
Suffice to say, Mickey sat on Ian's lap that night and was given a very Merry Christmas