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Felix Kranken was walking down to the k-9 facility one day when he saw a very peculiar looking guy in a blue hoodie He obviously was confused because literally nobody ever goes in the woods so like wtf
He walks up to the blude hooodie man and he is like oh my god that is a skeleton so he says ohm y hod you are a skeleton
Sans turns around and he is like Hrllo felix walten files anf Felix Walten finles is like hi you are a skeleton
And sans makes the undertale sans noise you know the uhuhuhuu that noise and then felix walten files is like oh debby ryans that is kinda hto
Then they actually get marrie d btw
Then Jack walten is like FeliX ARE YOU CHETING ON ME
And felix is like no
And Ajck is like okay and leaves bye
Now Sans and FElix are going on their honeymoon and thye actually are married now and Jac kWalten actually died rip
Thn eon the honeymoon Felix is like omg and he meets Mark Jefferson
And marj is like do you want to see my dark room felix
And Felix is like yes so they go to the dark room actually and Mark jefferson is like lets take picutese are and felix is like ok so they take pictures and then OHNO SANS IS HERE and sans is like WTF WE ARE GETTING AD CIFORVE
And then Sans leaves and dicorces Felix who adtually dceicedes to marry mark jefferson
And then Sans meets AjCk wAlten who is now Bon and they get married
The end