Retro_hatchet



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  1. Summary

    Adrian Shephard go’s through Half-Life 2 (with some stuff from the beta added) and just doesn’t have a good time at all.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Todd Anderson writes a letter to Neil Perry that keeps unfolding in the dark.

    (or perhaps: Neil is everywhere in the white space between the lines)
    (or: love is not a rescue. love is a language, and he never learned to scream it fast enough.)

     

    a character study of Neil and Todd

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    13 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    After the events of the Battle of the Bands, Evil Robot Bill finds himself in Hell. This is unexpected. He doesn't know where Evil Robot Ted is, or how to get out, or why he as an objectively soulless evil robot is in Hell.

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    6/?
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    03 Apr 2025

  3. Rec *

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    a theoretical physicist and his best friend, a hivemind of dozens of security guards with the same face and voice

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    14 Jan 2021

  4. Rec 9

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    A small squadron of Combine Grunts, headed by their Ordinal, encounter trouble on a routine patrol of the Quarantine Zone.

    [Will update tags when they need to be!]

    Language:
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    3/?
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    29 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Honestly one of my favorite fics of all time

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Gordon and Barney talk like they used to. Because Barney asked if they could. And you don't refuse a dying man's wish.

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    12 Nov 2020