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  1. A Fruitful Headache by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    21 Mar 2015

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    Bilbo is supposed to be meeting Thorin for a second date, but is instead, waiting in the Emergency Room with a minor head injury caused by shopping in the home baking section. He calls to rearrange the date but his predicament turns into rather a fruitful evening, if you excuse the pun.

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