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OREOS CHAT
Welcome to the beginning of the Oreos Chat group.
Rena Rouge added Ladybug , Carapace , and 2 others to the group
Cat Noir
Oreos Chat?
Rena Rouge
To avoid suspicion
Cat Noir
Oh
The Queen left the group.
Rena Rouge added The Queen to the group.
The Queen left the group.
Carapace
YOOOO
Rena Rouge added The Queen to the group.
Rena Rouge
Stop it Chloe
Ladybug is here
Ladybug
hi :)
Cat Noir
Ladybuggg :D
The Queen
wat is this??
Rena Rouge
I can hear your voice from that message oh my god
Ladybug
hello everyone!
this chat was intended for akumas, until rena rouge told me to be realistic.
Rena Rouge
Lmao
Ladybug
so, this chat is for akumas, discussions, and, maybe, fun! cat noir and i decided it was probably stressful for you guys to hide your secret identities without talking to someone about it (except chloe).
BUT..
rules:
Cat Noir
Here we go
Ladybug
rule #1: no secret identity reveals. do not share any information that might reveal your identity, please.
Rena Rouge
And two?
Ladybug
hmm
that’s all I can think of in the meantime.
Rena Rouge
Gotcha
@Carapace where’d you goo
Carapace
A car travels from A to B at a speed of 40mph then returns, using the same road, from B to A at a speed of 60 mph, what is the average speed for the roundtrip
Rena Rouge
Ugh math
The Queen
this isnt math class, do it yourself
Cat Noir
48 miles per hour
Carapace
Replying to @ The Queen : i didn’t ask for your help Chloe???
woah Cat Noir is that legit
Cat Noir
Maybe ;)
Rena Rouge
You never struck me as the nerd type
Cat Noir
Hey! Just because I solved an equation don’t make me a nerd :(
The Queen
ew emoticons
Rena Rouge
Mm yogurt
Carapace
YOO THANKS CAT DUDE
Carapace changed Cat Noir ’s name to cat dude.
cat dude
What an honor :OO
The Queen
are u all ignoring me??
@Ladybug @Ladybug @Ladybug
Ladybug
yes?
oh, that reminds me
please change your names too! :)
Rena Rouge
Right!
Its not really much of a problem btw, Ive seen a lot of people rp as us in gcs
Ladybug
just a precaution^^
Carapace changed their name to shellteredboy.
cat dude
yess
shellteredboy
also, ladybug
you don’t have to be professional hero in this chat or anything
like you can be casual too ya know
Ladybug
well that comforts me, actually
thanks shelly :)
shellteredboy
shelly? omg I’m gonna cry 😭🤘🏾
cat dude
Why do you add y’s to every nickname
It’s so cute aa
Rena Rouge
Cat’s one of the veteran heroes, but he acts like the fanboy most out of all of us
cat dude
I can’t help it :3
cat dude changed Ladybug ’s name to mladybuggy.
mladybuggy
that’s too cornyyy
i expected better >:(
cat dude
>:O
The Queen
wat is up with all of u and emoticons ugh
Rena Rouge changed their name to forfoxsake.
shellteredboy
noice
cat dude
Emoticons are cool queenie
The Queen
disgusting dont call me nicknames
mladybuggy
Replying to @forfoxsake: oh foxy don’t even get me started on how much of a nerd our cat is ;)
cat dude changed The Queen ’s name to queeniebee.
forfoxsake
I’m listeninggg~
cat dude
WAIT NO M’LADY STOP
queeniebee
UGH CHANGE MY NAME
HOW DO I CHANGE MY NAME
mladybuggy
he can rant for hours about someone’s photography skills, apparently?
catdude
STOPP
queeniebee
CHANGE
MY
NAME
mladybuggy
One time he showed up grumpy on a patrol
when i asked him why, he showed me someone’s “professional” picture of me
it’s not even, “they made you look so bad”
it was real CRITICISM😂
cat dude
I’m gonna go cry
forfoxsake
Very in character for it to be specifically your photo
queeniebee
CHANGE IT
mladybuggy
he told me about how “you don’t cut limbs in these types of photos”, “they should’ve filled the frame, it looks empty” and other specific stuff
forfoxsake
HAHAHHA photography nerd
I mean Id hire you to photograph me and make my beauty glow
shellteredboy
as you deserve😚
cat dude
I just
I just have a lot of hyperfixations okay?? :(
mladybuggy
I’m not finished cat
cat dude
WHAT
mladybuggy
the time you showed me a pianist who stole someone’s piece’s video and pointed out every wrong key they pressed
and the time you criticized how hawkmoth fights with his baton??
shellteredboy
damnn
teach me stuff bro
i promise I’ll be listening and not just admiring your eyes
cat dude
bro…;0
mladybuggy
oh shoot I gotta go!
ping me if you need something or if there’s an akuma attac
bug out :)
forfoxsake
Aww, bye buggy!
Had lots of fun with yaa
Pm me more tea about Cat noir pls
shellteredboy
bye!
cat dude
:(
Bye :(
:(
shellteredboy
sad boy hours bro
i understand
3:46pm
forfoxsake
Akuma at the Louvre!
shellteredboy
why is it always at the Louvre
is that the only place Hawkmoth knows
cat dude
Hot cat comin’ up!
M’ladyyy
Ladybuggg
forfoxsake
Ping her cat
cat dude
Uh, what?
forfoxsake
Im transforming ping her for us
cat dude
Well
What’s a ping?
queeniebee
ha stupid
shellteredboy
oh
forfoxsake
Oh
mladybuggy
don’t worry i’m on my way
i see queenie
get off your phones guys!
4:22pm
shellteredboy
@cat dude
thats a ping
cat dude
Ohhh
So just @ then someone’s name?
Heh I understand why it's called ping
Ping ping poom poom
shellteredboy
Mhm
forfoxsake
Total nerd for everything except stuff online
cat dude
:(
shellteredboy
i think my name fits you more dude lol jk
queeniebee
hes stupid thats what
mladybuggy
are you all alright?
forfoxsake
Yeah
shellteredboy
mhm
queeniebee
duh
mladybuggy
@cat dude ?
shellteredboy
they bullied him 😥
forfoxsake
Oh no Cat did we hurt you with thos e jokes?
Im sorry
Also, carapace you did too!
cat dude
What? Noo! Totally up for jokes ;)
I don’t reply for 15 seconds and you all get worried :O
I’m touched
mladybuggy
did you get home safe?
cat dude
Mhm
Buried with some work again :(
Also, I’m just really not savvy online
And texting and stuff
forfoxsake
Eh thats fine
queeniebee
is that y u talk like a grandpa an email
writing*
ugh
cat dude
At least I don’t text like I didn’t pass English Class :P
shellteredboy
lmaoo
mladybuggy
i’m glad you all are fine :)
rule #2: i know all of you can take jokes, but please don’t joke to the point of bullying. sometimes mere jokes can ruin our mood
according to the ladyblog, jokes cover 12% cause of akumatizations, i don’t want any of you akumatized
cat dude
Noted!
forfoxsake
Ehem ehem @queeniebee
shellteredboy
@queeniebee
queeniebee
Stfu all of u
1:32am
queeniebee changed their name to queerbee.
forfoxsake
OMG