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1. I already know how I’ll distract you from pain... by KagamiWalker13

   Fandoms: Arctic Monkeys  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Dec 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alex Turner (Musician)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Alex Turner (Musician)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Bar Fight
   • Violence
   • Blood and Injury
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • Swearing
   • Fluff and Smut
   • I swear this is a funny story
   • with a lot of smut and cuddling
   • nothing serious or awful happens
   • Shower Sex
   • Established Relationship

   Summary

   "What's yehr fookin' problem! Who the fook was this guy? I don't even fookin' know what I got for!" Alex started to shout too, waving his arms in the air so frantically he almost lost his cigarette. "I broke me fookin' sunglasses in all of this!" He pulled his smashed Aviators from his pocket and threw them to the ground. When he was done, he spat violently with still pink saliva and took a hard drag.

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