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    “You’re a tree I won’t mind rocking myself into.”

    Officers Jace Wayland and Alec Lightwood are called to a public disturbance. The suspect is a man that shamelessly flirts with Alec. So Alec is left with the only option of taking him down to the station…right?

     

    A completely unplanned crack fic to bring some humour into the holiday season!

    *Smut only at the very end of the story, and can be skipped if it’s not your cup of holiday tea!*

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