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LUCIFER

• Thought you were a good pick for the program, not the best but still a good pick
• You were…eccentric, to say the least
• Not that it would throw a wrench into the system, but he just knew that you were going to cause some trouble from here and there
• When he saw you and Solomon meet and found out you two were besties?? He made a mistake
• And while you do great in subjects, and you excelled in Seductive Speechcraft which was odd in on itself, you were also fairly lazy and only active in things you were interested in
• Almost murdered you on the spot on your first day to Devildom because you didn’t wear an undershirt with your uniform, so you were just showcasing your bare chest with the RAD jacket being the only top coverage you had, and your choker-necklace thing just bringing more attention to this
• Dislikes the fact that you liked showing your skin in the most nonchalant yet noticeable ways possible
• But maybe it was just him, being as covered up as possible, and him being more used to Solomon’s wear of semi-formal clothes whenever out of uniform
• Imagine his pain when he found out you snuck in an animal, let alone a snake, into Devildom
• Nearly smited you out of existence for keeping this a secret if it were not for Diavolo absolutely fawning over the slithering noodle
• “Lucifer look! She’s flicking her tongue at us! Isn’t she adorable??”
• “Sigh, yes, she is, Lord Diavolo.”
• Whenever you let Faust loose in the House of Lamentation, she always finds herself in his study, and he can’t count on both his hands on how many times he and the snake had a staredown
• Whenever Faust was in his study and she saw him working for a bit too long, she would place herself in front of him, hiding the paperwork and just rolling around
• Lucifer would be a liar if he said that Faust wasn’t growing on him
• She would randomly curl around his arm or around his neck, reminding him to take a break every once in a while
• You spat out the tea you were drinking when Faust called him “Friend!”
• Something about you just.. Draws him in? He doesn’t know if that’s the correct term for it, but you just had this allure to you that he couldn’t grasp at
• He blames it on you being a -Sorcerer- Magician, you preferred the term magician.
• Needless to say you and Lucifer have a love-hate relationship, with Faust being the mediator that refrains Lucifer from murdering you

MAMMON

• Was slightly unnerved by you because you gave off the same magical aura as the witches who were blackmailing him
• Tried to avoid you as much as possible but being appointed as your caretaker through Devildom, it was practically impossible
• Then Lucifer appointed you as his tutor and now he can’t escape you
• But then he spent some time with you and you weren’t that bad
• He learned that you were indeed knowledgeable in the Devildom subjects despite being in the human world, and after finding out you never actually had a formal education and this was your first time at a school? He wanted to make it as memorable to you as possible
• Not that it would work because school is boring, but wherever you went, he follows you
• He shows you around Devildom, the various stores, the various hole-in-the-wall cafes he finds, and even the casinos he frequents
• Finds himself winning a jackpot every time you were around so he dubs you his lucky charm
• One time he brought you to Majolish to model with him and an MC Fanclub was started soon after
• For an idea of what the picture was, think The Magician and Asra in the who’s-the-real-asra scene
• Was happy that your attractive looks and features was appreciated by the masses, but also getting very jealous and possessive whenever fans would crowd around you
• Definitely tried to sell Faust’s scale shedding at least once
• While you did tease him from time to time, it was more cheeky and borderline flirtatious, more set on making him flustered than making him angry
• When you overheard his brothers calling him scum, you gave the most terrifying and hate filled look at the brothers and didn’t say a word to them for the rest of the day
• You asked him later that day if this was a normal thing with the Brothers, because the first time it was Levi who said it and only referred to him not giving back the money he owed
• He said yeah basically and the next day, a jinx was set up to make whoever said scum towards Mammon was treated with bad luck
• He knew it was you because of your cheeky smile whenever something bad happened to the brothers when they called him scum or anything of that sort
• And when they finally got the courage to apologize, they apologized to you, which you gave them one of the fakest smiles known to man and said you weren’t the one they’re supposed to apologize to
• So now his brothers somewhat respect him now, but it did hurt that it took practically a thousand millenia and one mortal human to get the respect
• But nevertheless, he does like you, and it increased when you learned of how the witches treated him and you made Diavolo let you back in the Human Realm for less than a day to have a…talk with the witches
• The next time the witches summoned Mammon, they were less violent and demanding of him, and he could feel your magical aura around the place, and knew you had done something about it
• Two times in a row that you had protected him, and he feels bad because he had done nothing to deserve it
• You had to reassure him that he doesn’t need to do anything to be deserving of kindness and respect
• So when he was cradling your shaking body, bleeding from your check while there were tears in your eyes, he felt an absolute anger take over him, wondering who could have done this, and when he looked up and saw his own brother be the perpetrator, he didn’t know what to do, whether to place you, his human, first, or his youngest brother who he thought was in the human realm, but was instead locked up in the attic
• After this incident, he told himself that next time, he won’t hesitate. He was going to be your protector the next time around, he was going to be your guardian demon.

LEVIATHAN

• Called you the Most Normie of the Normies because you had openly said that you liked to explore the world more than to stay inside
• Will NOT take back this comment no matter how much you could try to engage in his interests
• Then again who’s saying that you will engage in his interests?
• …
• Yeah you would try to get into the things he’s into to see what the big deal was about
• You absolutely love TSL, gaming was a bit iffy for you but you love Animal Crossing, and you like to criticize and review various magic and fantasy related anime
• One time he showed you a show on tarot cards and you grimaced at how they made tarot seem so scary and horrific
• He spent two hours listening to you criticize said show and explain tarot and honestly? He could listen to your voice for hours and hours on end
• You have 100% VA potential
• Other than that, yeah you’re a normie
• Tried adopting Faust as his Henry 3.0 because she’s an adorable snake that everyone’s bound to love but she escaped his grasp and went slithering back to you almost in tears
• You had to tell Levi that no he can’t adopt Faust because she’s your familiar and she isn’t really keen on staying inside a cage no matter how spacious it would be
• Understood it after a couple of hours and then he learnt about how a familiar and their owner have a telepathic connection and “WOAAAAAH!!”
• You’d be half the reason as to why he leaves the House of Lamentation, mainly because he drags you to various novelty cafes and such, but in turn you also drag him during some of your excursions because he needs some fresh Devildom air from time to time

SATAN

• He could smell your mischief from a mile away
• First thought upon meeting you? “This is going to be a fun year.”
• And he thought correctly when you first came down for breakfast on your first day to RAD
• He was in a mix of pure glee and fluster when you came down with just the uniform jacket and track pants, no undershirt to even know of, and the necklace you were wearing drew attention towards your chest
• The look on Lucifer’s face was priceless, he wishes he had his D.D.D on him to snap a picture of this memorable moment
• Did not, however, like how you quickly overtook him in Curses and Hexes and Magical Potions
• But then, a thought occurred in his genius mind
• You would be a perfect member to the Anti-Lucifer League, which lessened to one member because Belphie was sent to the human world, but with you around he now has a partner in crime again
• When he brought this up to you, you smiled and happily accepted
• The start of a new era
• You two set up tricks, jinxes, and small pranks that were for sure to get on Lucifer’s nerves. Some of it he can trace back to you, but a majority he couldn’t pin it on you.
• But the amount of times Satan had pulled you to run away from Lucifer’s wrath was endless
• Was somewhat sketchy of your relations to Solomon but it did make him understand how you were so good at spells and potions
• The complete look of pain and horror on your face when he asked if Solomon was your master
• Was kind of skeptical of your skill in Tarot but got somewhat convinced bc you looked like you knew what you’re doing
• Honestly, he’s oftentimes the first of all the brothers to find out passing trivia about you because of the times you had schemed and planned something against Lucifer
• Like how he found out you spoke three different languages and he learned said three languages just so you two can talk without anyone else knowing
• So when he found out you could do showy knife tricks? Oh he had a plan alright
• I’m saying that while you were walking through RAD, Satan threw a knife at you saying ‘Catch!’ and prompt Mammon screaming for you to watch out, and you catching the knife in between your index and middle finger and begin twirling, spinning, and throwing it around while Satan kept throwing more and more until you were juggling them around with a blank stare, as if asking him if he was done yet
• You and Satan got into some trouble because you scared quite a few students as well as might have injured yourself or someone else in the process
• To which you said that you didn’t plan on Satan throwing five knives and only agreed to two
• Cue Lucifer pinching the bridge of his nose while Diavolo is waiting to get you alone to ask if you could teach him these knife tricks

ASMODEUS

• Asmo HAS heard of you before even meeting you in Devildom
• Hell, he didn’t even know you were chosen as the exchange student until you arrived
• He heard of you through Solomon, and was quite surprised to see Solomon praising your skills as a magician
• That and apparently you can stomach his food which is.. Ew
• He didn’t get a description of your appearance through Solomon, so he first thought that you were some old ugly magician whose best magic trick is pulling a bunny out of a hat
• He did not expect an attractive human to show up in the middle of the student council room, wearing very bright yet somehow cohesive colors that showcased your cleavage and a smile so dazzling it lit up the entire room
• In short words, he was definitely intrigued by you
• Then you started speaking and he became SO down bad it was unbelievable
• You just had this allure to you, and he was half contemplating if you had a spell or charm that gives this attraction
• You also have heard of Asmo from Solomon, him being one of the numerous demons Solomon has a pact with, but he was one of the demons who Solomon likes to talk about
• He was the first brother you talked to because you two had a common friend, Solomon
• He thought you talking about your snake and him meeting your snake was a euphemism and gladly took the offer
• Shrieked like a banshee when Faust popped out of your scarf like blep
• So that wasn’t an invitation to bed him
• It was funnier to you because you knew that Asmo had less than holy thoughts and to see his reaction to such a cute creature like Faust?
• Mammon found you dying of laughter in the middle of the hall of HoL while Asmo was hiding behind a potted plant while screeching at the snake who was trying to peek at your face
• “THAT THING IS GOING TO EAT MC’S FACE OFF”
• “Faust would never do that? Right Faust?"
• “Yes!”
• Asmo does not trust your word half the time now but still likes to hang out with you
• He does get along with Faust after a few weeks of having to force Asmo in a room with her
• Now he finds her adorable and would 100% take selfies and photos of her
• Loves spoiling you and Faust with clothing so he, you, AND Faust can match
• Loves seeing you work with magic, whether it be potion making, tarot reading, etc. especially Seductive Speechcraft, it makes him swoon

BEELZEBUB

• Beel was slightly indifferent to you, but acknowledges that you’re very nice and smart
• Made a mental note to himself to ask you for a study session and help him bring his grades up even by a small amount
• Then it was your turn to cook for the HoL
• Your cooking had some strange vibe to it, sure, having a slightly weird color to it like purples and blues, and how it did not look like it came from the Human Realm
• Everyone looked at each other with slight skepticism as you dug into your food with no other word
• They were worried they got another Solomon, a chef with no taste buds and blind to their own creation
• Then Beel took a bite
• Oh he adores you
• He loves the taste of your cooking, how it merged flavors together, the texture of it, and how he could keep eating for eternity
• The other brothers took this as a sign that no, you weren’t Solomon and you’re cooking was fine
• His go-to chef was now you if Barbatos didn’t exist
• *coughcough*BarbatosSupremacy*COUGH*
• Felt so bad when he broke the wall to your room
• The amount of times this boy apologized to you, you couldn’t keep being angry at him
• But your plants on the other hand said otherwise but still
• During your stay in his room, he likes to talk about Belphie and Lilith, and is happy that you’re listening to him when you pipe up with your own comments here and there
• In turn, he asked you of some moments in your life in the Human world, and he came to know about your parents, know your best friend whose a hermit, and how you possessed exceptional skills in magic
• Once asked you if you could summon a hundred burgers out of thin air but you said you couldn’t unless it was through illegal means

BELPHEGOR

• Oh your choker gave him some problems during that whole thing
• DSBCXHHAHAHHAHAHA
• I'm sorry i just thought it would be funny to say that first in Belphie’s part, I apologize
• Honestly didn’t think anything of you before he got out of the attic, only seeing you as a key to his escape and nothing more
• He didn’t ask you questions to get to know you more, only really scratching the surface
• He knows you like teasing people and like wearing clothes that show your chest, that’s it really
• So when his breakout happened, and he was choking the hell out of you, he didn’t account for the fact that you had a thick gold choker on and promptly crushed it in his hands, giving you more damage, but at least it also gave him some wounds
• He hissed at accidentally pulled away to examine his bleeding hands when you attacked him with magic, Faust was off, going to grab the attention of one of the brothers because you were hurt and in danger
• You managed to get away from him, grasping at your bleeding neck where your choker had managed to cut into skin, but thankfully not deep enough to cause severe damage
• As you were nearing the entrance hall’s staircase where you could feel Faust’s presence, you were kicked down the staircase
• Mammon caught you in his arms, in disbelief at seeing his baby brother at the top of the staircase, as well as seeing your face in complete pain and tears. He could see the handprints that broke your choker, the handprints that marked your neck and suffocated you, Faust was curling in on herself by your side, “Friend?”
• After things were settled after this, you got healed by a mix of magic and Devildom medication
• But your choker had to be repaired and not worn for a while, because your neck took quite some damage due to a combination of Belphie and Belphie’s hands crushing the accessory
• You and Belphie’s relationship? Before it was a mere interaction, but now it’s completely broken
• You looked at him with complete hurt and narrowed eyes, distrust being planted deep within you
• You couldn’t even stand to stay in the same room with him
• He understood your hatred of him, and guilt was eating up at him whenever he saw your bare neck, how he could see faint lines from where the choker dug into your neck, and his fingerprints leaving bruises on the sides
• It took awhile for you and him to get along, it took a mixture of Beel, Mammon, and surprisingly Lucifer’s efforts to get you two to interact.
• It took some time, of course. Time that was spent quietly in each other’s presence, slowly building up to exchanging some words, to telling stories of past experiences and thoughts.
• He learned of how your parents were taken away from you from such a young age, and how you were told that they had died, and of how you grew up in the streets along with a bulky male who wanted nothing more than to be alone
• He learned of your talent and skill in magic, how you created your own tarot deck and how you learned how to traverse through each of the Major Arcana’s Realms.
• He was enthralled by your stories, and of how much you witnessed the worst of the worse in humankind, and yet, you still have love for your kind. You still saw good in people as you travelled from land to land.
• The night where you two finally got along, you were both in the planetarium, where you casted a spell to make the ceiling look like a galaxy of stars, look like the sky of your patron’s realm.
• He rests his head on your chest, gently rising and falling. He hears your heartbeat, and it reassures him that he hadn’t taken it away.

SIMEON

• His first impression of you was nice, he found you interesting and peculiar, especially with you being friends with Solomon
• Definitely soured the impression when you ate Solomon’s cooking with no second thought and didn’t look like you were suffering through all seven rings of hell
• “Oh! Uh- you.. Like Solomon’s cooking?”
• “Hmm.. you could say that, the taste is completely out of this world, every bite is just another surprise!”
• Had to hold himself back from vomiting at the thought of eating Solomon’s cooking completely
• So now he was wary of you and also worried for your stomach
• Surely no mortal being can handle it, right? Right??
• Yeah no you existed and proved him wrong
• He likes Faust, he finds her so adorable and charming
• Tried to introduce Faust to Luke but Luke’s terrified of snakes and ran away crying
• Luke can somewhat tolerate Faust when she’s wrapped around your neck, or just sleeping in your scarf, but a thought still pops up in his head of numerous what ifs
• Simeon often finds himself the butt of all your teasing because one, he’s an angel, and everyone HAS thought of corrupting an angel one way or another, and two, it was funny to see his reactions
• One time when you were in Purgatory Hall, his back was turned to you and you had the idea of touching his bare back
• The height he jumped was unbelievable, you’d have thought he transformed and grew his wings
• So now he was clinging onto the balcony railings while staring at you, a furious blush on his face while you laughed at this response
• Then Solomon came into the room, obviously confused and asked why Simeon was pulling a Faust
• You shook your head and said it was nothing of importance and you two walked away to discuss some magic matters
• Simeon finally took this moment as his time to get revenge on you
• He was biding his time to do his evil and truly HORRENDOUS scheme, when he finally got the courage to do so
• When he and Solomon went to visit the House of Lamentation while Luke was baking with Barbatos, he found you standing near Solomon, talking to each other, and he zeroed in onto the shit you were wearing
• It wasn’t different from the other shirts you wore, of course, but he was slightly used to seeing you in your uniform so it was a change
• This.
• This was the time to enact his revenge.
• He walked up to you, nonchalant as ever, not a single eye batted at him, and he was in front of you
• You smiled at Simeon, about to greet him, when he raised his hand and
• Touched the middle area of your collarbones, right on the visible dip of your neck, your jugular notch in scientific terms.
• Then he dragged his index finger down, and was now touching the middle of your chest. Silence overtook the entire HoL.
• And while you didn’t jump ten feet into the air like he had, you still certainly froze at the sudden contact and became flustered as you stared with wide eyes at Simeon
• To which he just smiled so innocently and tilted his head, “Just a little payback!”
• The brothers, who were all in full view of what had just happened, all threw into an uproar because like-
• Simeon just touched your CHEST?? The same chest that you flaunt so openly??
• Yeah
• Mammon was nearly screeching at Simeon, Levi was spam posting thing after thing of what had happened, Asmo was swooning and having heaven-banned thoughts, and the others were all confused or quiet as hell. Lucifer’s busy pinching the bridge of his nose.
• Solomon laughs as he figures out what the ‘payback’ was for and had already pieced things together
• He was also busy laughing because of your reaction, not used to people teasing you back, you didn’t know how to properly respond to it
• NOW Simeons sees the appeal of teasing other people due to your reaction, so now you’re the butt of Simeon’s teasing
• Karma came back to bite you

SOLOMON

• Was very VERY thrilled to know that you were chosen at the second human exchange student for the program
• And while you weren’t immortal like Solomon, you two knew each other fairly well
• With him living in the middle of nowhere because of his immortality, and your nomadic lifestyle, travelling from place to place, you two had crossed paths plenty
• Really liked Faust, she was really cute and easy to get along with, but he did accidentally make her wary of him after he tried giving her some snakefood he made, which is also kinda weird in on itself because snakes are carnivores but never mind that
• Faust just glares at him warily now and slithers away whenever she sees him, which kinda makes him sad but it was his fault for trynna feed Faust his cooking
• Was so thrilled to see you eat his cooking when you first met without a constipated look on your face
• Made his entire year, actually
• Back to the headcanons, you and him together in class??
• A riot
• No bc you two are so noisy and for no reason?? And yet whenever the teacher calls on either of you you always know the right answer?? So the teacher has no room to call you out for not listening??
• Infuriating
• When this was brought up to the Student Council, Diavolo merely laughed saying that you were indeed having fun at RAD and he was glad to know this, but Lucifer only sighed and told you to please keep quiet because he doesn’t have anything else to say
• The absolute hijinx that would ensue during Curses and Hexes class
• He became an honorary member of the Anti-Lucifer League, not that he wanted to be, he’s trying to get a pact with said brother after all, but he couldn’t just stand around while you were pranking the absolute shit out of the Lucifer
• Absolutely adores your creativity regarding magic, that and how you possessed powers that not many sorcerer/magicians can do, like how you can travel through the realms of your tarot deck
• Before you came to Devildom, before you had known of his immortality, he had given you a query
• If you had the chance to become immortal, would you take it?
• And it took a while for you to answer, and only gave an, “I don’t know.”
• “There are infinite possibilities and questions I want answers to, magic is known as a limitless thing, and I want to know, what exactly is limitless? And it could take quite some time before finding the answer! But, then again, I want to settle down with someone dear to me, live a domestic life, and spend my years happily wasting away.”
• Solomon hummed at this, and said nothing more.
• He then thought, he’s going to miss you when you’re gone.
• And now, this memory, this thought comes back to him as he watches you gain seven pacts, gain the favor and attention of the seven demon lords, and he thinks.
• Would you reconsider a life of immortality, if the lover you wish to settle down with was an immortal? And if so, would…he have a chance?