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It started with Louis Goddamn Litt, because when does it not? Louis Goddamn Dead Molerat Reanimated Litt, the fourth in his line, from Suck An Egg Principality, of the proud nation of Ass Sweat.
Not that Mike’s bitter, or anything. It’s just, come on. But also, he might have lost a bet. Which is how he managed, in a truly horror-inducing, blood-curdling moment, to come face to face with his boss, butt naked, in the empty halls of Pearson Hardman. Halfway to completing his lap of the premises at full speed and with maximum aerodynamicism. So as to win said bet. Which is to say…
“Are you… completely waxed?” Harvey asked.