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WILBUR AND TECHNOBLADE SOOTS QUICK 10 STEP GUIDE TO THE MOST AWESOME SPECTACULAR SUMMER EVER
Compiled by Wilbur Soot and revised by Technoblade Soot.
- DO NOT HAVE A WATER BALLOON FIGHT.
Water balloon fights are reserved for the last day of summer; water balloon fights are not meant to be the intro things. Doing so would offset your summer, so don’t do it.
- KARAOKE PARTIES ARE NOT FUN UNLESS ITS ON A ROAD TRIP.
Unless you are on a rodetrip roadtrip, do not have a karaoke party. Otherwise, it is akward awkward and horrible, no good. Note that roadtrip is taken lightly. You can have a karaoke party if you’re driving to McDonalds, the only requirement is that you’re in a car for more than 20 minutes.
- THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH ICE CREAM
While yes, parental figures and guardians might say it's unhealthy, summer isn’t summer unless you have disgusting caramel vanilla chocolate frozen suger sugar milk all over you’re your hands. Also, it's delicious. NEOPOLITAN IS THE BEST FLAVOUR FLAVOR FLAVOUR!!!!!!!!!
- DUSK IS THE BEST TIME TO GO OUTSIDE
The day is too hot, the morning is too early, the dusk is cool, not too hot and not too late either! Its a perfect mix. Also asthetics aesthetics or whatever.
- LITTLE BROTHERS ARE NOT WORTH IT THEY WILL RUIN YOUR DAY
This does not apply if you are twins like us or siblings less; but if you have younger siblings and they ask to come alone it is not worth it. Let them play with their little kid friends, if you let them tag along they'll nag you and threaten to tell your parents about rules you broke.
- POOL PARTIES AREN’T AS GREAT AS THEY SOUND. STAYING INSIDE WITH AN ICE PACK, FAN AND COOL LEDS IS FUNNER.
We think this one is pretty self explanitory explanatory, but we will explain it anyways. Pool parties are most often social gatherings with people you don’t know, people who pee in pools and horrible musty water. It is not worth it. If you want to have one, be it with a max of four friends with a kiddie pool in your backyard. A nice alternative for this problem, however, is to have a fan, an icepack on your forehead and music nblashing from the speakers with cool LEDS if you own any. It makes up for the experience, trust us.
- GARAGE BANDS ARE A COOL PASSTIME
If you know an instrument, have friends who know how to play instruments and a garage, there's nothing like setting up a garage band in your garage. It is very fun and some people might like it. Plus, you will get the thrill of feeling like your in a coming of age movie.
- DO NOT FALL IN LOVE
For one, it is not worth it. For two, both girls and boys are disgusting and totally have cooties. Third, it takes the fun out of it all. We’ve seen multiple people fall in love over summer only to hate each other by the end of it YOUR LOVE WILL NOT LAST!!!
- THERE IS NOTHING LIKE SPENDING SOME TIME WITH YOUR PARENTS
Well yes, parents do suck most of the time, sometimes they can be fun. If they offer to bring you somewhere or do something, take up the offer whether you think you’ll enjoy the experience or not. (We would like to note this does not apply to people with sucky parents.)
- NOW YOU CAN HAVE A WATER FIGHT
This is reserved for the end of summer. Gather up your neighborhood, shove balloons or water guns into their hands. Every man for yourself. Its a great note to end things off on. (ALSO DREAM WASTAKEN SUCKS AT WATER FIGHTS AND I WILL MAKE SURE THIS GOES DOWN IN HISTORY! -Technoblade Soot).
We hope this comphresive comprehensive list guide to the best summer you could possibly have ever was helpful. If you would like to give suggestions, then visit our house as Essempi Street, big blue house, the one on the corner and usually with a bunch of crows by it.