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SinnamonRoll: Hey jirou?
MusicForEars: what?
SinnamonRoll: So uh-
Do you want to help me with ‘pranking’ the class again
MusicForEars: as in saying the gen z jokes and stuff around them to confuse them?
SinnamonRoll: ye
but also I need to know where people are for a couple of them and you have really good hearing so…
FluffyCat: what u planning to do
SinnamonRoll: well a couple of things but one of them is reenacting the ‘im gonna drop my croissant’ vine bc its a classic
aMurder: when will we share the light in this world’s darkness to the others who are lost within
SinnamonRoll: patience. We will recruit a new friend soon, but we must be patient.
FluffyCat: i cant speak in poems, what they say?
MusicForEars: I think they said that they are gonna find other people to show the gen z jokes and stuff
Basically another person to join this chat
aMurder: yes indeed
//
“Okay, Jirou, are they almost here?”
“Yes, their about to walk around the corner.”
Todays vict- uh willing participant for this prank is no other than the Bakusquad. Holding a croissant on a plate, Izuku walked around a corner, bumping into Kaminari, pretending to lose grip of the plate.
“Oh sorry midobro, didn’t look where I was going, you good?”
Izuku tried to keep a straight face. “Stooop: I almost dropped my croissant.”
He ran around the corner, and into a classroom where Jirou was waiting. There was a one-way window there, so they could see how the Bakusquad reacted. All of them had very visible confusion on what had happened.
It wasn’t exactly how the vine went, but they didn’t know that. It did get a good laugh out of Jirou as well as him. Because if the reenactment of the vine wasn’t as funny, the pure looks of confusion on the Bakusquad was.
//
SinnamonRoll: image.confusedbakusquad
FluffyCat: PFFFTT- THE PURE LOOKS OF CONFUSION ON THEIR FACE
MusicForEars: I KNOW RIGHT
IF I WASN”T A LESBIAN THEN I WOULD LITERALLY MARRY MIDO RN
YOUR PLAN WAS GENIUS
aMurder: it is quite hilarious, and dark shadow is apparently dying of laughter
//
Izuku had decided to tell the InsomniaSquad about his past. About how he was quirkless, One For All, and just basically his entire life.
He should be telling the Dekusquad about this since they were his first friends but…
In the Dekusquad, he was an All Might fanboy who’s name was Deku and they looked up to him, like he was some kind of god.
It felt so… fake.
It was the complete opposite being in the InsomniaSquad, his name was Mido (sometimes Izuku), he had a personality, and he was an equal.
It’s probably why it was so easy to basically trauma dump to the rest of the InsomniaSquad while one of their meetings late in the night.
When he was done trauma dumping and looked up, all of them, especially Shinsou, had just pure concern in their eyes.
Maybe if he…
Izuku chuckled just a little bit. “It’s okay, you can laugh. It’s funny.”
Jirou just hugged him, and Dark Shadow joined a second later. Shinsou shook his head while saying, “Only you.”
The rest of the night was spent in the common room, with plenty of hugs and (platonic) cuddles.
//
Mario Kart was a favorite in the dorms. Although only four people could play at time, it was still very fun. Plus the commentary was always hilarious. Usually it would be the Bakusquad (other than Kacchan) commentating everything, but tonight? Tonight Izuku was going to commentate as much as he could. He could pull off a lot of different kinds of jokes, despite popular opinion. And he also could make other jokes that weren’t Gen Z humor, also contrary to popular belief.
That didn’t mean he didn’t make one.
Kaminari and him were commenting, and suddenly Jirou pulled up from 10th place, through both luck and skill, so she could finish the race in 2nd place.
Izuku saw this as the perfect opportunity, and suddenly said, “That was legitness!”
Kaminari looked just so lost, and Jirou started to laugh like crazy.
//
SinnamonRoll: hewo I am an axolotl, I unda da water
FluffyCat: u good?
SinnamonRoll: no <3
//
Izuku and Shinsou were hanging out with Eri, more of babysitting, but that doesn’t really change anything. Shinsou was adopted by Aizawa-Sensei earlier in the year, and so he was basically forced to hang out (babysit) Eri.
Aizawa-Sensei and Yamada-Sensei were going out on a date, which means he won the bet against Todoroki, he should really talk to him-
But anyways. It meant that they were left with Eri in the teacher dorms. The second Aizawa-Sensei and Yamada-Sensei left he turned to Shinsou and stated. “A child.”
Shinsou replied back with, “No.”
Eri looked between the two of them, obviously not understanding. “What?”
Izuku turned to Eri, not wanting to upset her “It’s a funny joke Eri, and its super old so not understanding is normal!” Izuku finished it off with a smile.
“Can I learn the joke?”
Izuku knew he was probably smiling like a madman.“Of course Eri! So let me- Shinsou you can’t stop me. But anyways as I was saying…”
//
Izuku had gotten the class into another villain fight, typical of him… All they were trying to do was go to the amusement park!
The villain had been using some sort of probably telepathic quirk to fling knifes at all of them, and one had nicked him. Nothing too bad, nothing life-threatening, but it had still hurt.
He let out a small, “Mother-chucker, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick-”
Aizawa-sensei, probably in response to his weird but effective and creative curse, let out a, “what in the motherfucki-”
//
Kyoka had not expected this training session to go like this.
Tokoyami was trying to learn how to ‘fly’ with Dark Shadow for long periods of time. Midoriya was yelling positive words of affirmation, Shinsou had fell asleep at some point, and Hawks the number 2 hero had also appeared at some odd time.
It had all felt really weird, and at that point Tokoyami fell onto the ground with not a lot of grace, and to this had commented, “Hey Ron!” at her. Kyoka blanked for the smallest of seconds before realizing what was going on and replied with a, “Hey Billy!”
Dark Shadow popped out to say, “that hurt” with a small snort.
Shinsou and Midoriya both burst out into uncontrollable laughter, and even Hawks looked like he was trying not to laugh. Eventually everyone, even Tokoyami who almost never laughs, was in uncontrollable laughter.
//
SinnamonRoll: Stop saying im like chicken little, hes little and a coward, and I am NOT a coward
MusicForEars: So you admit to being little?
SinnamonRoll: WAIT NO-
aMurder: He does.
SinnamonRoll NOOOOOOOOoOOOoO-
//
Shouta liked to think that maybe, just maybe teenagers couldn’t be that bad.
Every year, he was proven wrong.
And this year was the worst.
All he had wanted was an at least somewhat peaceful homeroom. Did he get that? No. Because right after he had given out announcements, and tried to curl up in his sleeping bag, a loud sound broke through the air, and then some sort of music started to play.
The ones making the ruckus, were the newly dubbed ‘InsomniaSquad’. Tokoyami, technically Dark Shadow, Midoriya, Jirou, and Shinsou.
And they were all… dancing?
“What in the hell are you playing?”
Midoriya looked at him like he was crazy, before responding, “Shreksophone. And your ruining the vibe."
He wasn’t paid enough for this.
//
“So eyas, these are your friends?” Hawks wanted to meet up, which Fumikage had tried to get out of it, saying that ‘he was hanging with his best friends’.
Which backfired painfully, because Hawks had declared something akin to war, which was meeting up with all of them. He himself had said he wanted to meet up with ‘his eyas first best friends’.
Fumikage tried to make an annoyed face, and replied with, “Yes. Sons and Daughter of the Moon are always welcome to befriend me and Dark Shadow.”
Jirou, Shinsou, and Midoriya were all step further from him and Hawks, and Jirou spoke up. “look at all those chickens!”
Fumikage wanted to faceplant and fall into the void.
Hawks look weirded out, and asked the wrong question, “Am I missing something?”
Shinsou looked done, and told Midoriya, “Sure. Just convert him or whatever. I’m not gonna stop you.”
Scratch the last comment, now he wanted to jump into the void as fast as possible. Hawks learning Gen Z Humor from the Lord of it, was a terrible idea. At least Hawks wasn’t paying as much as attention to him, so his wish to be one with the void was at least coming true…
//
Hitoshi was training with Kirishima, and looked over to see Kirishima wearing crocs… Welp time to pull an ‘Izuku as they started to call it. With no warning, he pointed at said crocs and yell, “’WHAT ARE THOSE!!!"
Kirishima looked confused, before hesitantly answering, “Those are my crocs…?”
Tokoyami was walking with Midoriya at that point, and looked over to him. “May I convert him?”
Midoriya looked at where Tokoyami was pointing, which was at Kirishima, before humming and answering with, “The more the merrier. Go ahead.”
Tokoyami walked up to Kirishima, while Hitoshi tried not to laugh. “I need to explain to you what our lord and savior Izuku Midoriya has taught us, which is called Gen Z Humor, so that you no longer have to be in the darkness…”
//
Izuku woke up, and chose chaos. It’s not his fault he couldn’t sleep, and now his sleep-deprived brain wanted chaos. So the very normal thing was to walk into the common room, while everyone was eating, and yell,
“I AM RUNNING ON TWO HOURS OF SLEEP, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, AN OREO, AND I’M READY TO FIGHT GOD… OR BECOME HIM. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME BY MY SIDE. TODAY IS GOING TO GO GREAT.”
And since chaos is best served with no explanation, he booked it out the dorm doors, and let the chaos happen. Before he left though, he heard Kaminari yelling. And then Kacchan…?
Kaminari had yelled, “WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?”
And Kacchan had replied (?) to Kaminari with a simple, “OH SHUT UP. EAT BREAKFAST, AND HEAD TO CLASS.”
//
Izuku had gotten to class within 3 minutes, making him 20 minutes early. Aizawa-Sensei was already there, and another chaotic plan was forming in his little sleep-deprived brain.
“Aizawa-Sensei?”
A huff. “What Problem Child?”
“Remember when we played shreksophone that one homeroom?”
“Yes, it was annoying, and probably killed a part of Iida’s soul.”
“And how after we-”
“I’m assuming we is the ‘InsomniaSquad’ as you call yourselves.”
“Yes. Anyways remember how we explained some of Gen Z’s humor?”
“Yes. Why?”
“Could you just say ‘try me bitch’ to any question that seems like that would be an appropriate response? I am thriving for chaos today.”
Aizawa-Sensei looked thoughtful for a bit, before responding with a smile that Izuku could now identify as his ‘creating chaos is what I live for’ smile. “Sure Problem Child.”
And Aizawa-Sensei had kept to his word. Iida asking too many questions? A response of “Try me bitch.”
Kaminari complaining about homework? A response of “Try me bitch.”
He had even responded to Vlad King with it, during a jointed hero’s class. They were very calmly fighting over who had the hardest class to take care of, and Aizawa-Sensei getting somewhat clearly pissed before stating “Try. Me. Bitch.” and walking away to help some other kid with their sparring.
And Izuku loved it.
//
Dark Shadow was Angy™. So was Tokoyami. Why, you might ask? It is because some of their classmates tried to eat their apples. And they expressed this the only way they knew how.
Dark Shadow was full on yelling. “YOU COME INTO MY CHILLIES, BARBECUE ON YOUR TIDDIES, AND DISRESPECT MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG??”
Tokoyami was less loud, but still, somehow, sounded Angy™. He added onto Dark Shadow’s words. “Fuck, I can't believe you've done this, you're disrespecting a future US Army soldier-”
And they continued on…
And on..
And on.
Izuku, was near this ‘conflict’, and was proud. Tokoyami used a lot less of the Gen Z humor, so whenever he used it, Izuku was like a proud father.
Meanwhile, Ojiro, Mina, Hagakure, and Koda just seemed so confused. All they had wanted was just some of Tokoyami’s apples. Seems like they don’t know how possessive Tokoyami and Dark Shadow are about their apples…Ah well. Tokoyami’s usage of Gen Z terms were a sight to behold, and he couldn’t miss one moment of it!