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“Chan’s pregnant” Vernon said as he looked at his hyungs, before smiling adoringly at his husband.
“What?” Seungcheol asked as Vernon repeated what he had said.
‘Chan is pregnant” Vernon said.
“CHAN IS WHAT” Jeonghan stood up as Vernon grinned again.
“Pregnant, hyung. I’m pregnant” Chan admitted as Wonwoo felt heat going up his head.
Chan is only 22, for fuck sake.
“Vernon, what happened to I-will-always-use-protection?” wonwoo growled as chan blushed.
“I told him not to..”
Wonwoo could only sigh as he stared at Chan’s stomach.
There was an actual baby growing there.
Ok.
“That’s great news!” Seungkwan suddenly blurted out as all the older ones stared at him, confused. But the male grinned.
“If Chan has a kid now, that means his kid would be the oldest and thats a way to assert dominance onto you people! It’sok Chan that you never managed to assert dominance on anyone , because your kid can do so” seungkwan smiled as he patted the youngest on his back encouragingly.
“Bro, what the fuck” Vernon spluttered as the thought ran through his mind.
That was true.
His kid would be the oldest and therefore would be able to assert dominance onto his hyungs kids!
Sighing, Jeonghan wanted to slap Vernon. He literally has a kid coming and the only thing in his mind is how the kid can help him assert dominance over them.
Ok. not gonna lie, that thought did cross his mind too.
“How many months” woozi finally spoke up as Chan looked away, embarrassed.
“2 months..”
“THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL SEATING HERE?? ITS 2 AM FOR FUCKS SAKE- GO AND SLEEP”
Clearly, chansol’s kid will be having a pretty hard time.
…
“I actually did expect them to have a kid” Joshua admitted that night he was laying in bed with his fiance.
“Hmm? Really?” seokmin asked as the older nodded.
“They got married the moment chan turned legal and seeing how erm..active they were, it wasn’t that much of a surprise that he actually became pregnant” joshua explained as he played with seokmin’s fingers around his waist.
‘I wish we could have a kid on our own too” joshua murmured as seokmin’s grip on the older tighten.
“Hyung, it’s fine, don’t blame yourself-we can always adopt one if you really want a little one running around our house” seokmin whispered as he pecked the older on his head before falling asleep.
“But after the wedding though, when everything has stabilised and the social worker has deemed us fit “ he mumbled before actually really falling asleep.
Joshua could only sigh sadly.
It was his fault that he couldn't get pregnant, and that he and Seokmin probably would never have a child..
…
“are hyungs not happy with me pregnant?” Chan asked as Vernon immediately shook his head. His husband could be extremely sensitive right now and he did not want him to overthink the situation, for something so simple.
“They are just...shocked” Vernon explained as he pulled the covers over chan, massaging his arms and legs as he continued to explain.
“Both of us are like their little brother, and you haven't turned 30 yet- so you are still jeonghan's hyung baby. It’s probably just shocking for them to find out that their little brothers are both having a child now “ Vernon explained as Chan nodded faintly before falling asleep.
[ 5 months later]
“Yea, and now we can only meet up in chan’s place simply because he's pregnant and Vernon thinks that is equivalent to him losing all 4 of his limbs” jeonghan grumbled as he entered the house, only to see a stunned Jun and a pale minghao.
“Whats wrong with you 2”
“I'm getting another one” Jun said in his mother tongue before dashing away, chan sniggering softly.
“What happened” jeonghan asked again, feeling irritated as Vernon nodded towards the all too familiar stick on minghao's hand.
“Is that an ART test stick- WAIT ARE YOU COVID POSITIVE- MINGHAO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-” jeonghan fretted as he pulled on his mask, only to see chan rolling his eyes at him.
“This kit is like a few months old so it's probably not accurate “ Minghao nodded to himself as Seungcheol looked at Vernon, still lost.
“Apparently he's preggie but he refuses to admit it” Vernon shrugged as Seungcheol dropped the bag of baby clothes he had bought for chan as a gift.
“MINGHAO'S WHAT”
“No no no, we don't make assumptions here, come let's try a different kit now” Jun interrupted as he pulled out a bag full of pregnancy test, chan staring at it from the sofa and narrowing his eyes on a particular kit.
“What the Fuck hyung, thats an ART kit!”
Anyways, long story short, Minghao was indeed pregnant, at the nice age of 23, and Jun was gonna be a dad at 24.
Nice ages.
“So what? Is the next one Mingyu and Wonwoo? because the kid’s age seems to be coming in a way I never expected” jeonghan said through gritted teeth before cooing at baby clothes with chan.
“Where's Wonwoo hyung, anyways?” Chan asked suddenly as Seungcheol shrugged. Mingyu had only left them a hasty text about how they suddenly couldn’t make it due to some emergencies.
…
“Stop fighting!” Wonwoo yelled as he pulled his sister and her husband apart.
“He cheated!” Jeon Wonhye, wonwoo’s sister said accusingly as the male rolled his eyes.
“I did not” He argued as Wonhye shrieked, causing her younger brother and his husband to wince.
“YOU DID WITH THAT BITCH”
“I DID NOT YOU WOMAN!”
seeing the male raising a vase, mingyu instantly grabbed wonwoo and pulled him behind, only to see the vase lending just right beside him.
“Hey, talk it out. Stop throwing things” Mingyu said darkly as the male rolled his eyes.
“All of you are annoying bitches “ the male rolled his eyes as he picked up the car keys and left.
Leaving Wonhye just standing there.
“A fucking pathetic example of men” She muttered before walking away, liting a cigarette.
Wonwoo could only stare as he sees his sister’s marriage goes down in shambles.
What could he do, he did warn her about him.
Hearing the clacking of alcohol bottles, wonwoo could only frown as he dragged mingyu out of the apartment.
He could pick himself up after everything, why couldn't she?