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The Oddities of Fate and Circumstance by carmenta
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
27 Mar 2015
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Summary
In the past two days Bard has smuggled the King under the Mountain into Lake-town, has found himself in the midst of a dragon attack, has then slain said attacking dragon, almost drowned, almost been proclaimed king and has just woken to an Elven army in their makeshift refugee camp.
Now he'd really like to get that simple life back, without stubborn Dwarves, attacking Orcs and the sudden need for diplomacy. He'd also really, really like for everybody to stop calling him Lord of Dale.
However, he wouldn't mind keeping the fabulous Elvenking around who's being so generous with his wine, opinions and turnips.
Series
- Part 1 of Circumstances
