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"Draco dear." Blaise sits down on his bed with big movements, "You know you're my best friend, right?"
"And mine." Theo spins a chair to face them.
Draco eyes them suspiciously.
"You'd tell us if there was something going on, right?" Theo leans closer
He rolls his eyes.
"You'd tell if there was a...say, certain witch that you used to hate..."
Blaise puts an arm around his shoulders, "...But now can't stop lusting after?"
"You'd let us know if it was serious?" Theo presses.
Draco crosses his arms, "Why should I?"
"Well..."Blaise pauses,
"She IS hot. And we were wondering..."
"No!" He jumps up without meaning to, "No, you don't touch her."
He points a finger at each of his friends, "Both of you. Keep your sly paws off of her."
"Draco..."
He spins around
And Theo and Blaise snap their heads up.
She's standing by the bathroom door.
Looking at them with slightly crooked smile, "I think they got it."
"HAA!" Theo jumps up, "I won! Pay up!"
Blaise shakes his head, "Guys! I was sure you wouldn't give it out so easily!"
"Well, you ARE my best friends." Draco frowns.