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"What's up everybody, my name is H20-" he started before getting interrupted. Jonathon stared at the computer monitor in front of him in confusion and slight annoyance for a moment. He'd spent the past 15 minutes trying to get an intro done for this damn play through of some game a fan had sent to him via an email but kept fucking up his words. Now, another obstacle was in his way.
Just as he'd gotten a good intro going, the fucking game crashed! What the hell?
Ugh, just his luck too...
This game was some new craze, apparently, called "Alternate Reality". As the fan who'd suggested it to him had explained, it's supposed to be some really fucked up game that'll scare the shit out of anybody and the story line is apparently one of the bests from recent games. Jonathon's interest had peaked greatly at the prospect of a new scary game and decided to make a video out of it. He was sure his subscribers would love to see him scared shitless.
He'd booted up the game and it was just a simple generic black background with the words "Alternate Reality" colored white in some weird scrawly font. Just by the title screen, Jonathon felt as if the person that suggested this game had over reacted. Then, a white error message had popped up, interrupting his intro. The error read "Error: Unable to identify player" in red lettering.
"What the hell ?" he said aloud. What the hell did that mean?
Jonathon tried exiting the message but it wouldn't close. Nothing he clicked on seemed to work. Oh for fucks sake, did this freeze my computer? he thought. He tried Ctrl+Alt+Del and even that did nothing. Loud swearing ensued and he had to revert to unplugging his computer from the wall outlet it currently resided in. As he sat back down in his seat to restart his computer, he noticed the monitor and the red words were still fucking there.
Before he could do anything, a bright light had filled his room and he was forced to shut his eyes at it's intensity. It seemed like forever until he noticed the light against his eyelids were fading and he opened them. However, he wasn't in his room any longer. He was now sitting on a cold tiled floor in a messy office type room. A small fan was going and there were posters everywhere. Jonathon was confused as to where in the hell he was until he read a poster and swore loudly.
"S H I T!"
" Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! " he read the poster out loud.