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Nekoma's Chaos

Summary:

Just some chatfic I randomly decided to make + a YOI crossover because I became obsessed with them now. There will be some written parts.

Notes:

Hello, welcome to another fic I’m doing. I make these as soon as I get the idea, I post most of these and none of them are beta read.

~ The_Enby_With_A_Plan (They/Them)

Names -

Semeynaya Vstrecha (Translation: Family Meeting in Russian)
Viktor Nikiforov: Папа (Translation: “Dad” in Russian)
Yuuri Nikiforov: Otōsan (Translation: “Dad” in Japanese)
Lev Haiba: The 🏐 Player
Alisa Haiba-Nikiforov: The Model
Otabek Altin: Asshole
Yuri Plisetsky: Russian Punk
Yuliya Plisetky: Poshel na khuy (Translation: “Fuck you” in Russian)
Kitten Litter
Tetsurou Kuroo: Rooster
Kenma Kozume: Kyanma
Yaku Morisuke: Shortie~
Nobuyuki Kai: Vice
Taketora Yamamoto: City Boy
Shohei Fukunaga: Mr. Freeze
So Inuoka: Pupper
Tamahiko Teshiro: Tesho
Shibayama Yuki: Shiba
Lev Haiba: Skyscraper

Chapter 1: Yurio almost fights a girl.

Chapter Text

Semeynaya Vstrecha

 

Thursday, September 10th, 2012, 6:39 PM

 

Pinned Messages:

        Otōsan:

  • Yuuri Nikiforov, he/him
  • Viktor Nikiforov, he/they
  • Yurio Plisetsky, he/they
  • Otabek Altin, he/him
  • Lev Haiba-Nikiforov, they/them
  • Alisa Haiba-Nikiforov, she/they
  • Yuliya Plisetsky, she/her

 

The 🏐 Player:

| For those in Tokyo, my next volleyball game is Saturday! ^^

 

The Model:

| Okay, Lyovochka! I shall check my schedule.

 

Poshel na khuy:

| I might be able to make it, I’ll even drag Yuri to your game.

 

Russian Punk:

| What the FUCK Yuli?

 

Poshel na khuy:

| Don’t you want to support your nephew?

 

Russian Punk:

| Fine….

Папа:

| Yuuri and I are currently in Paris, sorry Lev but we obviously can’t make it.

 

Asshole:

| I’ll tag along as well just to make sure Russian Yuri doesn’t try to fight anyone.

 

Asshole:

| Specifically anyone in high school.

 

The Model:

| I just checked my schedule… I have a photoshoot all day Saturday, so I can’t make it. Sorry, Lyovochka!

 

The 🏐 Player:

| That’s fine Alisa

 

Kitten Litter

 

Thursday, September 10th, 2012, 6:40 PM

 

Pinned Messages:

 

        Rooster:

  • Tetsurou Kuroo, he/they
  • Kenma Kozume, they/them
  • Yaku Morisuke, he/him
  • Kai Nobuyuki, he/they
  • Taketora Yamamoto, he/him
  • Shohei Fukunaga, he/him & xe/xem
  • So Inuoka, he/they
  • Teshiro Tamahiko, they/them
  • Yuki Shibayama, they/him (prefers they/them over he/him)
  • Lev Haiba, they/them

 

Rooster:

| We good for our game Saturday?

 

Shortie~:

| I’m surprised you’re staying serious

 

Rooster:

| I can stay serious >:(

 

Shortie~:

| Yesterday when you were talking about our upcoming game you called it “Our Shitshow Game”

 

Tesho:

| I’m gonna have to agree with Yaku-san.

 

Skyscraper:

| Yeah…

 

Pupper:

| Yaku-san’s right

 

Shiba:

| Yep…

 

Shortie~:

| See, even the first years agree with me

 

Rooster:

| Ugh fine, you win.

 

Semeynaya Vstrecha

 

Saturday, September 12th, 2012, 12:57 PM

 

Pinned Messages:

        Otōsan:

  • Yuuri Nikiforov, he/him
  • Viktor Nikiforov, he/they
  • Yurio Plisetsky, he/they
  • Otabek Altin, he/him
  • Lev Haiba-Nikiforov, they/them
  • Alisa Haiba-Nikiforov, she/they
  • Yuliya Plisetsky, she/her

 

Poshel na khuy:

| Congratulations, Lev!

 

Russian Punk:

| Yeah, congratulations, I guess.

 

Asshole:

| Didn’t you try to fight some kid who was making fun of Lev?

 

The 🏐 Player:

| Really, Uncle Yurio?

 

Russian Punk:

| The girl kept misgendering you even though you keep posting your pronouns and she obviously has seen your posts!

 

The 🏐 Player:

| Thank you, Uncle Yurio!



Kitten Litter

 

Saturday, September 12th, 2012, 1:00 PM

 

Pinned Messages:

 

        Rooster:

  • Tetsurou Kuroo, he/they
  • Kenma Kozume, they/them
  • Yaku Morisuke, he/him
  • Kai Nobuyuki, he/they
  • Taketora Yamamoto, he/him
  • Shohei Fukunaga, he/him & xe/xem
  • So Inuoka, he/they
  • Teshiro Tamahiko, they/them
  • Yuki Shibayama, they/him (prefers they/them over he/him)
  • Lev Haiba, they/them

 

Rooster:

| Hey, what was the yelling after the game?

 

Skyscraper:

| Oh! My uncle was trying to fight some girl who kept misgendering me even though she clearly saw my posts where I kept reminding of my pronouns.

 

Kyanma:

| What…?

 

Skyscraper:

| My uncle is a young man with anger issues, claims he hates all of us, but will fight anyone who misgenders us on purpose.

 

Mr. Freeze:

| Oh…. He sounds…… wonderful?

 

Skyscraper:

| Yeah, he hates to admit it but he loves us.