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"Those Bastards!" Foolish yelled as Bad and Skeppy ran away.
Foolish, Bad, Skeppy, and Ponk had gone out the look around a forest that had been found recently when they came upon a witch hut.
When Skeppy decided to kick the door in him and Bad made a ran for it when she started attacking the other two.
"I thought witches were only in swamps!" Ponk yelled to his boyfriends, dodging the Witches potions.
"I did too," Foolish yelled back, trying to get close enough to land a hit on her.
Ponk went to help Foolish but tripped over a branch and yelped out. Foolish turned around, worried but was hit by a potion, bringing his health down quite a bit.
He fell to the floor, cursing. Ponk quickly returned to his feet and ran over to the Shark Totem.
"Foosh!" Ponk kneeled beside him "Are you alright?"
"Yeah, I- Watch out!" Foolish pulled Ponk down and shielded his head with his arms.
The witch threw a potion with an unfamiliar color at the two and left, laughing as she went.
"Ponk, are you alright?" Was asked from Ponk's voice.
"Yeah, I think so," Foolish's body stood up.
The two paused for a second, processing.
"Fuck," Foolish, who was now in Ponk's body, let out.
"Holt shit, you're tall!" Ponk, who was in Foolish's body, said looking at 'his' hands and at the ground.
"Yeah, and you're short," Foolish grumbled. He picked up all the supplies they had thrown down when the witch attacked. "We need to get back home before the sun sets."
Ponk nodded, agreeing, and started helping Foolish pick things up.
Foolish began to notice he could barely pick up as much as he could in his body, the opposite with Ponk.
When the two got home they set down their things and Fin and Jr instantly ran to who they thought was their father.
"Daddy!" The two yelled, jumping onto their father like usual but instead of the happy greeting, they usually get it was a grunt as they landed in his arms.
"Hey, kids," He hissed, while the body was used to them doing this, to Ponk surely wasn't.
"Dad, are you alright?" Jr asked, looking at his father confused.
"Uh, yeah! I'm quite already! Just tired from the trip, that's all." Ponk set the two down.
They brushed it off and ran off to continue playing in their room.
"Well, then," Sam entered the room, whipping his hands on a rag "Looks who's home!"
Sam laid the rag over his shoulder and give his boyfriends both a kiss on their cheeks.
"Come on, dinner is ready and you two must be starving."
"Well, yes but we need to tell you," Ponk started but was cut off.
"No need, you can tell me about it after you eat," Sam continued to the kitchen.
The two followed after him.
"But Sam really,"
"Nope!" Sam started fixing their plates "As I said, You will eat then you can tell about it."
The two looked at each other and decided it could wait. They were quite hungry.
They ate, giving each other what the other liked and they didn't under the table and got to the part where they had to tell their boyfriend what happened.
"So, what is it you two wanted to tell me?" Sam whipped his mouth.
"I'm Ponk," Ponk said flat out.
"Excuse me?"
"What he means is," Foolish got Ponk a look before going back to Sam "while we were in the forest we came upon a Witch,"
"A witch?"
"Yes, when it started attacking Bad and Skeppy ran away, blah blah blah, we switched bodies and we don't know how long it'll last."
"Bad and Skeppy bailed? Those Bastards!"
"That's what I said!"
"Wait, you two switched bodies? Is that why you were passing food under the table?"
"You saw that?" Ponk finished his drink.
"You guys know you can't hide anything from me." Sam raised an eyebrow.
Sam stood up and took their plates and took them to the sink.
"Well, it's way past the time we're usually in bed so if the effects aren't gone by tomorrow, I'll take a day off work at the prison and tell Quackity you won't be showing up at work. Then, we can deal with it, ok?" Sam said while cleaning the table.
Ponk and Foolish agreed and the three went to bed after saying good night to the kids.
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Sam was the first to wake up the next day, in between his two lovers.
"Mm, Foolish, you good now?" Sam nudged the Tallest with his elbow.
"Yeah, yeah whatever," he mumbled.
Sam sighed.
"Good."