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Library of the Bay Area
It's a sunny day in the Bay Area. But not everyone is enjoying the weather. Dr. Kamikazi and Constantine have spend almost the whole day in the library.
Constantine: Er, boss..
Kamikazi looked up from a book he was reading, looking disturbed.
Kamikazi: Now what?
Constantine: Well, er, I still don't know why we must read all these books in the libarary
Kamikazi: Fool! Do I really have to explain everything twice?
Constantine: You didn't explain it to my once to be honest…
Kamikazi: Shut up you baboon! Listen, we are reading these books for one purpose. To finally catch Robotboy!
Constantine: Oh, hahaha ofcourse. How silly of me. But i still don't get it boss.
Kamikazi slaps his hand for his face and started shouting: We read every book in this libarary untill we finally… Then suddenly mrs. Turnbull, the librarian, peeked around the corner and placed a finger before her mounth.
Mrs. Turnbull: Ssst! Gentlemen please, this is a library. Please be quiet, thank you.
Kamikazi: Sorry madam, I try to keep it down.
Mrs. Turnbull walked away and Kamikazi put out his tongue behind her back.
Kamikazi: Foolish woman, how dare she to interrupt me while I am doing important work? Who does she think she is?! Doesn't she know who I am.
Constantine (sarcastic): The person who tries to kill her son and wants to steal his robot? No, I don't think she wants to know who you are.
Kamikazi closed his book and began to hit Constantine with it while shouting: SHUT UP, SHUT UP and SHUT UP, you huge ape! Now listen and let me explain why we are here. We will read every book in here until we read about something we can use to steal Robotboy. This is a great place to discover new evil schemes. Knowledge is power, don't forget that Constantine! Constantine rubbed his head painfully and agreed: ''Alright boss, if you say so''. He grabbed a English dictionary, opened it and started to read. After a while he began to read out loud the words he was reading:
Constantine: judiciary, optics, masterful, apprehension, salvation, accountant, etc.
Kamikazi: Stop it. Stop with that jibber jabber!
Constantine: But boss, it isn't jibber jabber. It's science and important words. It's here in this dictionary. It's a very smart book.
Kamikazi: Oh really? Alright then. Continue reading then.
Constantine: Alrighty, you old hypochronder.
Kamikazi shouted: How did you call me?
Constantine stammered: a hyochronder, b..b..bb..oss
Kamikazi: How dare you to call me names! Don't use that book to swear!
Constantine; But boss, there are no curse words in this book. I just said the first thing I saw. Look.
Constantine gave Kamikazi the book and showed him the word he discovered.
Constantine: Hypochronder, a condition in which a person is inordinately worried about having a illness. You see? It's just a word to use when a person thinks he is ill, but in fact he isn't. Suddenly Kamikazi's eyes spread out wide.
Kamikazi: Constantine, I suddenly have a great, evil idea with this word.
Constantine: What is it boss?
Kamikazi: We will trick Tommy! He shall get a visit from Doctor Kamikazi, HAHAHAHAH
Constantine: Boss, you are not a real doctor…
Kamikazi: SHUT UP and let me finish! We wait until he is a nervous wreckage then we strike and catch Robotboy!
Constantine: How do you want to do that?
Kamikazi: Simple, by using indoctrination. We will make him belief that he is sick until he beliefs it himself.
Then he started to laugh evilly.