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One upon a time. There was shrek and Obama and they loved each other very much. Way to much actually. One day they decided to have children. So they did the unthinkable, they adopted a child. They named the child tomato bisque jr hellfire. They lived a normal life until suddenly!1!1!1! Their child decided to adopt a long furby. They were terrified!111!11!!!! The long furby then swiftly killed them.
Their house burned down
The end :]
