Chaotic_Desires
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- Cookie Run (Video Game) (10)
- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (9)
- No Fandom (9)
- Multi-Fandom (9)
- Lackadaisy (Webcomic) (5)
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After the Chocolate Cicada attack within the Vanilla Castle, Affogato, Smoked Cheese and others embark on a journey across Crispia to find Sea Fairy Cookie. Along the way, they meet old friends, new allies, and finding out the Sixth Beast Cookie of old.
But something is on the rise: something horribly wrong.
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better to cum in the sink (than to sink in the cum) by Chaotic_Desires
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
23 Oct 2025
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Kinktober 2025 oneshots because I'm not scared to get freaky on main anymore.
BEFORE YOU READ: the following content is considered mature and will delve into such topics. Please continue with caution in mind, and click away if you feel disturbed or uncomfortable.
Happy Kinktober lovelies~!! <3
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- Part 1 of Cookie Run: Kingdom Fics
- Part 3 of AffoSapphire Collection <3 (Cookie Run: Kingdom)
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When Bill Cipher dies from a holy weapon launched by the King Gleeok, the Sexymen Squad is in shambles. With everything following his funeral, the Sexyverse starts losing its vibrance and color, as it's now replaced with mysterious shadows and malice. The catch is that said malice causes Sexymen, if it touches them, to glitch violently.
It's up to the remainder of the Sexymen Squad, and Samantha, to stop this from happening.
...but what's going on with The Once-Ler...?
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- Part 9 of Sardonic Sexymen (Tumblr Sexymen!)
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i know you don’t remember calling me (but i told you even then you looked so pretty) by Chaotic_Desires
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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Black Sapphire’s eyes softened, just the slightest bit. “I want to see your eyes all the time, any time. Burn them into my memory so I can recall what beauty truly is.”
But even he never got that luxury of seeing those eyes again.
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When the Beasts find out their dear Minions have gone missing, their reactions range differently: none of them are positive.
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AffoSapphire Collection <3 (Cookie Run: Kingdom) by Chaotic_Desires
Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game)
23 Oct 2025
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What happens when a bunch of meta characters (Tumblr Sexymen and NON Sexymen) are put in a manor and live their lives together? Chaos, that's what!
Follow Bill Cipher, The Once-Ler, Alastor, Ghirahim, Mordecai Heller, Double Trouble and Samantha as shenanigans unfold before their eyes! However, they need to watch their backs...the internet is a horrible place, after all...
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Cookie Run Kingdom Season One: Crumbling Chaos by Chaotic_Desires, Marina_XxX
Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game)
24 Oct 2025
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What would happen if a sixth, forgotten Beast was found waiting outside of Beast Yeast? And how does an Epic Cookie have a Beast counterpart?
Twisted Ganache, once a pure, self righteous hero of her time, is now a mystery after being left for dead years ago. What was rightfully hers faded with time or was taken, and she isn't known for letting go of grudges. However, she can't help but lean back and watch the discord occurring on Earthbread thanks to her helpful servants...it's only a matter of time before she intervenes and makes things more to her liking.
Affogato has strayed far from the path of light: after failing to take over the Dark Cacao Kingdom, he has to make some decisions that alter his life. But when Gingerbrave and his friends find him once again, he almost expects another battle: not their concerned, pleading looks, and his Soul Jam speaking to him about a new threat.
Setting aside the past and the scars that appeared, he embarks on a journey with them, Smoked Cheese Cookie, Black Sapphire Cookie and others to figure out what is happening to Earthbread...before Fortuna chooses the wrong person to bestow her blessing upon.
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TLDR: Ancient!Affogato AU cuz canon is dead
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Flowers, Gunfights and Genocide - Side-Series! by Chaotic_Desires
Fandom: Lackadaisy (Webcomic)
24 Dec 2023
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- 2,136
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This was a bad idea in general, you were still going to do it though
Bookmarked by Chaotic_Desires
28 Sep 2025
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May Gold And Greed Preserve My Soul by DONTset_frostqueen_onfire7
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
17 Oct 2025
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Golden Cheese gasped for air, her chest collapsing in on itself.
“I treasured our time together. And when the truth was revealed… I’d never known such a stab of betrayal before…”And with that Golden Cheese charged at White Lily’s statue, intending to destroy, to eliminate this awful memory. At the last second however she stopped, breathing heavily, and collapsed to the ground.
“Now I know, it wasn’t that big of a knife.”“TRAITORS, TRAITORS, ALL OF YOU, ALL OF YOU!!!”
She let out a scream so full of anger and devastation, the Chezbirds outside immediately fled underground....
Golden Cheese is the only ancient to not betray cookiekind and join their beast. Golden Cheese decides it's time to flip the status quo and get her beast to join the side of abundance. How does she pull this of? By giving him a Gambling addiction of course.
And together they rise in an abundant illusion, and embark on a quest to get the Ancients to leave their beasts. But the truth is, neither Burning Spice or Golden Cheese are really on the same page. And for better or for worse, they're about to show the world just why the soul jam of change was never meant to be whole.Bookmarked by Chaotic_Desires
08 Sep 2025
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But what happens when neither party is trustworthy? Affogato Cookie is attending the summons to the Vanilla Kingdom as the royal advisor with Dark Cacao when literally everything that can go wrong does. So what happens when Affogato finds himself stuck with another cookie who's just as cunning as he is? Affogato knows just how dangerous it is to trust someone like him, after all, he's just the same. But he might not have any choice in the matter. Things are much more worse than they seem.
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27 Aug 2025
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The Onceler and the Lorax are deeply in love. But what happens... when Oncie gets PREGNANT? Read to find out!!!
Title from John 4:18, slash, don't like don't read!!!!!
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Perhaps, had he been someone stronger, he could have turned things around.
Maybe in another world, he did.
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Bookmarked by Chaotic_Desires
06 Aug 2025