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Wukong-hyung: Maknae-ya.
Me : Yeah, Hyung?
Wukong-hyung: Oh, you actually responded. I thought you wouldn't since it's time for you to be in
class.
Me : Hahah, yeah Hyung, I'm secretly texting you back rn. Hopefully the teacher won't
catch me.
Wukong-hyung: Hey, hey. Don't go ignoring your teacher because of me now. I'm not going to get you
out of trouble again Maknae-ya.
Me : Hehehe, really Hyung? That's what you always say, but you end up covering for me
anyways, lol.
Wukong-hyung: Ugh, you're sometimes so endearingly annoying Maknae-ya.
Me : Really? Lol, thought I'm just annoying to you.
Wukong-hyung: You know that's not true right? That's never true, Dokja-ya.
Me : Eh? What are you getting so serious about Hyung, I'm just playing around lol.
Wukong-hyung: ....
Wukong-hyung: Still...I just wanted to remind you. Keep in mind that you are always valued Dokja-ya
Don't let anyone tell you anything else.
Me : Ahhh, you're lecturing me now. But there's honestly nothing that could bring
me down, Hyung. I'm basically a God. Those shitty assholes will stop hurting me once they
see how amazing of a person I am. My charm is elite Hyung.
Wukong-hyung: Wait
Me : Eh, shit no, I meant something else, Hyung.
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Wukong-hyung: Dokja-ya.
Wukong-hyung: Dokja-ya, are they still bothering you? Are they still hurting you?
Me : No, no Hyung. I was joking. They just pestered me like any other typical bully
would. Honestly, they only asked me for my homework, that's all. Nothing extreme.
Wukong-hyung: I want to trust you, Dokja-ya. But I also don't want you to lie to Hyung if I just
let it go.
Me : But I'm not lying. Why would I lie to you, Hyung? I wouldn't want to in the first
place.
Wukong-hyung: Okay, okay.
Wukong-hyung: Just hear me out okay? If anyone gives you more trouble than you can handle,
always know that you can come to Hyung. Alright? Dokja-ya?
Me : Yeah. I always knew that, Hyung. I can honestly tell you nothing's wrong, so I don't
need it at the moment. But, thank you. Wukong-Hyung. I really appreciate it.
Me : So why don't we just talk about something else, Hyung? We're both being really sappy
rn and I don't think I can handle it any longer hshshsh.
Wukong-hyung: ....alright.
Me : Alright! Has anything interesting happened to you lately Hyung?
Wukong-hyung: Well, just this week I was in a kareoke with a bunch of my drunk roomates right?
Me : Oooh, I can just feel the dumbassery coming.
Wukong-hyung: Pssh, yeah. You can call it dumb, alright. So there was this one girl that came up
to us and my friend ended up wanting to be the one to 'woo' her.
Me : Bet he tripped and fell right in front of her.
Wukong-hyung: He did! It was honestly so hilarious Maknae-ya. My friend immediatly tripped right in
front of her, and his drink fell all over her dress. You should've seen the look on
her face.
Me : Lol, how lame. He probably tried hooking you up after to save himself from the
embarrassment, right Hyung?
Wukong-hyung: Pfft, you are, once again one hundred percent correct my favourite Hoobae. He had the
gall to pull my sleeve towards her so I could be the one getting him her number. And
guess what?
Me : She immediatly winked at you an smoothed out her hair?
Wukong-hyung: Hahaha, you're right. Love the fact that you can predict my story. Guess my week
wasn't as interesting as I thought. How was yours then, Maknae-ya?
Me : It's been just peachy. Pretty boring actually Hyung.
Wukong-hyung: Awh, come on. I just know you have something interesting to tell. Kim Dokja doesn't
really fit the boring life category.
Me : Well, maybe there is this one story.
Wukong-hyung: See? You have one. I want to hear it, Dokja-ya. But honestly I think it's time to
for you to pay attention to class. Wouldn't want your teacher to make a fuss.
Me : Awh, man. I...guess you're right Hyung.
Wukong-hyung: The fact that you're not caught yet astounds me.
Me : Look who you're talking to Hyung. A literal God.
Wukong-hyung: Heh, okay then, God-ssi. I'm interested in listening to your story at recess.
Me : Eh? Didn't you have plans with your friends this lunch, Hyung?
Wukong-hyung: Our friends. Dokja-ya.
Me : Right.
Wukong-hyung: Hyung is serious, Dokja-ya. And it's alright, I already told them to go ahead later.
I'd like to listen to my Hoobae tell his story. I think it's worth my whole attention.
Me : God, you're so weird Wukong-Hyung...
Me : But, thanks. I'd like that, actually.
Wukong-hyung: That's exactly what Hyung wants to hear. Meet Hyung later on the rooftops. Alright, Dokja-ya?
Me : Okay, Hyung. See you then. Shit, I should go now, the teacher's starting to look at
me weird.
Wukong-hyung: Alright, alright. Tell me if they're giving you a hard time Dokja-ya. Hyung wishes you the best for the rest of the lesson.
Me : Okay, Hyung. Gtg. See you later.