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“Do you, Wilson Percival Higgsbury, take this man, William ‘Maxwell' Carter—”
“—Except that is not my name, Wickerbottom, you know this—”
“—as your lawfully- (by the laws of The Constant) wedded husband, to have and to hold, for better or for worse—”
“—Or for worse and worse still—”
“Shut it, Higgsbury.”
“—for richer or for poorer—”
“We do have quite a few Gold Nuggets in the Chests over there.”
“Quiet, Maxwell.”
“—in sickness and in health—”
“Maybe you should quit smoking.”
“Maybe you should shut your gob before I shut it for you.”
“—to love, honor, and obey—"
“Like hell.”
“Like hell.”
“—until death do you part?”
“Do we, though? I mean, we have the Effigies I rebuilt. And a Chest full of Telltale Hearts, in a pinch. So even if we die, it's not exactly an issue.”
“Perhaps if we all die and are separated, then.”
“Ugh, what a pain. Hmm. . .would that be considered an annulment, in that case?”
“Gentlemen,” comes Wickerbottom’s strained, tense sigh, “can we not have one day without bickering and snide commentary? Just one? Like this particular day, perhaps, for obvious reasons?”
Series
- Part 4 of Smoke and Mirrors: The Spinoff Series