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@GinGerGIrlboss created a group chat
@GinGerGIrlboss added @Grandpa, @EmoBitch, and 8 others
@GinGerGIrlboss named the group chat “Runaway Cattle”
GinGerGirlboss: WELCOME TO HELL BITCHES!
EmoBitch: Funny thought we just came from there
GinGerGirlboss: you right you right
Grandpa: Emma, What is this?
Spinach: not norman using proper grammar in a group chat 😱
Domino’s Pizza: we all just get phones and this is the first thing yall do
GinGerGirlboss: yes don im ready for chaos
NurseJoy: Can you guys go to sleep it is 11 and we got school tomorrow
Grandpa: I agree with Anna. We should all go to sleep if we don’t want to be tired in the morning.
EmoBitch: im going to be tired anyway
GinGerGirlboss: thats cause you dont sleep period
GinGerGirlboss: no wonder you got them under eye bags darker than our childhood
EmoBitch: i will not be insulted by a ginger
EmoBitch: torch head
Domino’s Pizza: THe GiRlS aRe fIgHtiNg
Spinach: sips tea
Nursejoy: guys please let us just go to sleep and go to school tomorrow.
EmoBitch: the dumbass started it
GinGerGirlboss: WHO you Calling dumbass you emo orphan
EmoBitch: Fucking ugly ass we are all orphans
Domino’s pizza: Emma why
GinGerGirlboss: Fuck you you ryuk wannabe
EmoBitch: This is why your mama dead
GinGerGirlboss: oop
Spiniah: oh lordie
Grandpa: Come on Ray, that wasn’t very cash money of you.
Domino’s pizza: NOT THE CASH MONEY 💀
NurseJoy: This is the most chaotic group I have ever been in
Domino’s pizza: this the only group you have been in.
Spinach: I feel a disturbance in the force 😰
GingerGirlboss: Speaking of that, Where are the other little gremlins I added
Nose: I don't know who you calling gremlin but I can inform you that I am getting my beauty sleep for tomorrow.
Nose: And you little shits are fucking it up
GingerGirlboss: damn
Grandpa: ouch
EmoBitch: Thank Emma she the star of the show
GingerGirlboss: Gurl I shine brighter than a star I am the SUN ☀️
EmoBitch: That’s still a star you fucking idiot
GingerGirlboss: Shut your goofy ass up
GingerGirlboss: This is why im the protagonist ✨
EmoBitch: yeah a shonen protagonist you know the I will defeat you with the power of friendship
Grandpa: Also with this gun I found.
Domino’s pizza: god BYE
Spinach: Jesus Christ left the building when the group chat was created
NurseJoy: He is scared of what humanity has become.
GingerGirlboss: oh it has only just beginning
Nose: its midnight im going back to sleep
Nose went offline
Nursejoy: me too
Nursejoy went offline
EmoBitch: damn double homicide
GingerGirlboss: for real for real
EmoBitch: @GingerGirlboss want to stay up all night watching death note?
GingerGirlboss: bet
Grandpa: How do you both go at each other's necks and then share popcorn 2 minutes later?
Spinach: we dont question it at this point
GingerGirlboss: Its the power of friendship
EmoBitch: dont you start with that or im going to take that invitation and feed it to a demon
GingerGirlboss: no takebacks ✨
EmoBitch: guess im going to watch it all by myself then
Domino’s pizza: speaking of the power of friendship
Domino’s pizza: Out of the main 6 of my little pony which one would you be and why
GingerGirlboss: I would be Twilight because she is the main character
EmoBitch: Gurl you too dumb to be twilight
GingerGirlboss: BITCH
Grandpa: To be honest I would think Ray would be twilight
EmoBitch: why tf would i be twilight
Grandpa: She deadass lived in a fullass library for most of the series.
Grandpa: Doesn’t that ring a bell.
Spinach: Yes bitch pop off 🤌
GingerGirlboss: look at you all grown up
GingerGirlboss: it brings a tear to my eyes
Domino’s pizza: IM crying from the cussing and PERIOds over text
EmoBitch: No shit i can practically hear your witch cackle here
Domino’s pizza: cuse me
EmoBitch: you’re excused
GingerGirlboss: NOT THE EXCUSED
Spinach: THE TeA BUrns
Grandpa: I think Gilda would be Rarity.
Spinach: thats fair
Grandpa: Don would be rainbow dash
Grandpa: Anna would be Fluttershy and Emma would be pinkie pie
GingerGirlboss: And Norman would be star swirled bearded
EmoBitch: It fits with his old man image
Domino’s pizza: IM dead
Domino’s pizza: deceased
Grandpa: Look who's talking you angsty teen.
EmoBitch: I-
GingerGirlboss: oh my lawd
Spinach: That shut him up
Domino's Pizza: Im feeling pretty tired right now actually
GingerGirlboss: you cant give up on us now not right now
EmoBitch: you have already stayed up this long might as well pull an all nighter
Spinach: not going to lie I'm also pretty tired
Grandpa: we should have been asleep hours ago
GingerGirlboss: It is too late now to turn back
GingerGirlboss: at this rate we will have bigger eye bags then ray
EmoBitch: you can never reach my level of sleep deprived
EmoBitch: no matter how hard you should try
GingerGirlboss: challenge accepted
Grandpa: Emma no.
GingerGirlboss: Emma yes
Spinach: the apocalypse has begun
GingerGirlboss: im glad you understand your situation gilda
GingerGirlboss: The others seem not to have realized it yet
EmoBitch: I realized as soon as you got a phone
EmoBitch: anyways ima go and watch Death Note brb
GingerGirlboss: Bitch wait for me
EmoBitch: nah
GingerGirlboss: Yes she is a bitch, B-I-C-T-H
EmoBitch: If you say youre sorry then I might consider it
GingerGirlboss: I hate you so much right now
GingerGirlboss: fine
GingerGirlboss: im sorry you happy now
EmoBitch: Yeah
GingerGirlboss: all right bestie lets go
Grandpa: I am lowkey hurt right now Emma.
EmoBitch: great now you have gone and made the old man sad
GingerGirlboss: IM so SoRRy normAN Plz forgive Me you are my Best Friend too!😘😍💖
Spinach: the caps are all over the place
Domino’s pizza went offline
Spinach: man down man down!
EmoBitch: another one bites the dust
GingerGirlBoss: WEAK!
EmoBitch: sleep is for the weak
GingerGirlboss: anyways lets continue
EmoBitch: my pleasure
EmoBitch: ima face time you brb
Grandpa: Can I join?
GingerGirlboss: of COurse get in here old man
Spinach: come on norman you are supposed to be the smart one
Spinach: nevermind im going to bed
Spinach went offline
EmoBitch started a call at 1:12 am
EmoBitch ended the call at 4:20 am
EmoBitch went offline
Grandpa went offline
GingerGirlboss went offline