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Tommy didn't really like Dream.
So he wasn't at all interested when Dream announced the beginning of 2 Speedrunners VS 6 Hunters.
But his interest did perk up when he heard Dream announce that the sixth hunter would be Philza.
Hell, if Dadza was there, he had to see it.
Tommy peered at the screen. Of course Dream had to be streaming so [redacted] late.
'Hi everyone! Today, six of my friends try to hunt me and Lola down, while we try to beat Minecraft. If either of us dies, they win. If we beat the game, we win. Also, only a small percentage of you are subscribed, so please like and subscribe. Enjoy the video!'
Wait. Lola?
Wasn't that a girl's name?
He watched as the six hunters and the two speedrunners faced off.
'You ready to kick some [redacted]?' Sapnap asked George.
'LANGUAGE!' Bad and a female voice yelled almost simultaneously.
'Woah, in sync,' Sam joked.
George laughed slightly as he replied, 'Absolutely.'
Suddenly, Dream and Lola bolted into the nearest forest.
'Get them!' Ant yelled, and they all followed.
Tommy watched from Dream's point of view as he crafted wooden tools at lightning speed. Lola seemed to be doing the same. Wow. They were quick.
The hunters' yelling got louder. Dream looked at Lola. 'Hold them off!' He called, digging into the ground.
Tommy, alarmed, switched tabs to look at Phil's point of view where he'd muted him.
Lola sealed up the ground with dirt and turned to them, motionless for a moment before swiping with her axe, taking down George in a matter of seconds, with Ant following soon after. 'Two down, four to go!' She said cheerfully, swiping rapidly, taking away half of Phil's hearts.
It probably didn't help that none of the hunters were armed.
In fact, the closest thing anyone had to a weapon was a shovel Phil had.
Bad was currently trying to hit Lola with a piece of mutton, which sent Tommy into hysterics. Lola was laughing too, gasping out 'I feel sorry for you guys' before killing Sam and Bad in one.
Phil quickly grabbed his shovel and smacked Lola with it. Lola didn't seem fazed as she picked up everyone's stuff before going for Sapnap, still laughing.
Tommy didn't know why, but he could continue to listen to her laugh forever, it sounded so light, like wind chimes, like petals floating in the still spring air-
Phil yelling 'Sapnap!' sent him careening back into reality. He checked the screen, Lola had killed Sapnap and was going after Phil. The repeated noises of players taking damage resulted in a clear win for Lola.
Switching tabs again, Tommy watched as Dream found diamonds.
Dream has made the advancement <Cover me in diamonds>.
Lola soon found her way to Dream. Dream threw a set of iron armor down.
Lola_L has made the advancement <Suit up>.
Tommy faintly heard the hunters yelling, but it was lost as he watched Lola speed-build a portal, which Dream lit with a flint and steel.
'LET'S GO!' Dream yelled.
Dream has made the advancement <We need to go deeper>.
Lola_L has made the advancement <We need to go deeper>.
'WHAT?' Sapnap yelled.
Lola giggled as she started walking, Dream at her heel.
Tommy snickered as he realized Dream acted suspiciously like a dog.
Lola_L has made the advancement <A terrible fortress>.
Lola_L has made the advancement <Those were the days>.
Dream has made the advancement <A terrible fortress>.
Dream has made the advancement <Those were the days>.
'LUCKY!' Lola screamed.
Apparently, they'd managed to find a nether fortress and a piglin bastion next to each other.
'Bruhhhhhhhhhhh.' Phil complained.
'Has anyone seen Ant?' Bad yelled in the background.
'Did he go missing again?' Sam asked.
'Yeah... has anyone seen him?'
'HaS aNyOnE sEeN hIm?' Lola mimicked. 'Bruh, if you'd seen him, he wouldn't be missing.'
'Good point,' George admitted.
Tommy watched as they slayed blazes, during some point killing a wither skeleton.
Dream then went to get ender pearls while Lola kept watch.
Dream got obsidian, crying obsidian, and a bunch more trash.
'Let me try,' Lola said, taking the gold Dream dropped and threw it into the horde of piglins. 'A stack of pearls, c'mon...'
She wasn't wrong.
'OH MY GOD!!!!!' Dream yelled, taking account of all the stuff. 'Give me the pearls.'
Lola handed them over and Dream crafted 12 eyes of ender, splitting the rest of the pearls between them.
Lola turned her avatar to Dream's, holding out obsidian.
Dream laughed quietly.
They built a nether portal silently before Dream placed TNT at the foot of the portal.
In the meantine...
'[Redacted].' Phil growled. 'My flint and steel broke, anyone got some?'
'LANGUAGE!' Bad yelled. 'And no, I don't.'
No one seemed to have one.
Lola nodded her avatar's head.
On her sign, Dream lit the portal and the TNT at the same time as they were transported back to the overworld.
Tommy was at the edge of his seat.
Dream had vanished, the hunters were attacking Lola who was currently trying to murder the ender dragon.
'[redacted]!' Phil shrieked when Lola knocked half the hunters into the void with one swipe of her diamond axe. 'How come I don't have pearls?'
Sapnap and Bad were heard yelling in the background.
'Hey look! Dream's the- HOW DOES HE HAVE ELYTRA?!' Sam screamed.
'DREAM, YOU'RE A PRICK!' George bellowed.
'Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.' Dream said casually, swooping over. Then, in one smooth move, Lola backed off, placed a bed and a block and blew the bed up, killing all the hunters and damaging the ender dragon heavily.
'COME ON!' Dream bellowed, hitting the ender dragon again, depleting it's health.
Lola_L has made the advancement <Free the end>.
Dream has made the advancement <The end>.
Lola_L has made the advancement <The end>.
'YESSSSSSSSSSSS! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' Dream yelled, breaking Tommy's eardrums.
That green [redacted].