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urieality created a group with 11 others

urieality named group “detention bros”

urieality: wasup bitches and welcome to this hell you signed up to

geewhizz1: wtf i thought that was just a random note everyone was passing around

urieality: nope u sold ur soul to the divil

starrystump: *devil

urieality: i type how i want thank

anyways say ur name pronouns and meaning 4 username fun

me first i’m brendon he/him and “your reality” but with my last name aka urie

whereizwentz: k ddlc fan

geewhizz1: gerard or gee idfc, they/he, uh i have no clue i picked this forever ago

mikeyfway: yk you can change ur user now

geewhizz1: no im attached to this shut

mikeyfway: im mikey he/him and im mikey fuckin way ig

starrystump: im patrick, he/him only pls, and stump is my last name and pete talks too much abt space for me to make a reasonable user

whereizwentz: ok then but like dont act like its not good

the names pete hehim and like trick i used my last name bc its cool ;)

21tylr: is ur last name where or reiz?

whereizwentz: no its wentz obvi

xhurleyx: hi im andy he/him and hurley is my last name i thought it was cool

trohmania: agreed with above im not partial at all

im joe, any pronouns are chill, my last name is trohman and i spin

rayofsunshine: how is mania related to spinning

trohamania: idk i thought it was late at night 

geewhizz1: @ieroween ur late to the party

ieroween: o what new gc

yo im frank he/him n im born on halloween and its my fav holiday and my last name is iero

bada bing

21tylr: im tyler, they/them for now idk, inside joke with me n @21jsh

21jsh: josh dun he him and same as above :> <3

21tylr: ok someone take his phone pls

i did not actual mean that who just tripped getting out of a chair

ieroween: not me definitely

geewhizz1: idiot

ieroween: u know u love me <3

geewhizz1: yeah <3

rayofsunshine: i would personally like to duct tape both of your mouths shut

unfortunately im here im ray, he/him, and gerard insisted that i was a ray of sunshine 

geewhizz1: you are tho dude

rayofsunshine: i hate all three of you nerds rn

21tylr: brendon why r you the only one who came into this chat without friedns

urieality: bc theyr not in detention

whereizwentz: no he is very lonely havent you seen my entries in the newsletter

urieality: SO UR THE BITCH WRITING ABT MY LOVE LIFE

I WILL STRANGLE U I SWEAR

starrystump: we told him it was dumb

whereizwentz: 1 in my defence its fuuny

2 in my defence u say everything i do is dumb

urieality: ok i do think some of the bits are funny so

at least u dont profit off my misery

xhurleyx: wish he did tbh im broke af

whereizwentz: k and you think ud be getting themoney? think again sweaty

why did evry1 else end up in detention btw? i jumped on my table in class

starrystump: unfortunately he did

urieality: wore heels which i think was so rude of them i looked good af in them

21tylr: and they just str8 up took them? dam

i corrected the teacher about something i fogor

21jsh: they said the answer to 8x7 was taco bell

21tylr: what i was hungry

21jsh: i tried to explain to the angry teacher and was also put in detention

urieality: rip

we can get taco bell l8r yeah?

21tylr: hell yeah please

geewhizz1: i was drawing in science class and apparently thats “not appropriate”

ieroween: threw a glass of some chemicals or soem shit

21jsh: THAT WAS U???

ieroween: ur in my science class??? cringe

take the judgement elsewhere

21jsh: i thought it was funny af it stained the ground bad

mikeyfway: i was drinking coke in class

urieality: cocaine?

mikeyfway: no jfc

geewhizz1: my brother is innocent and pure

mikeyfway: yeah sure keep believing that g

whereizwentz: was it diet coke?

mikeyfway: ye? howd u know?

whereizwentz: uh lucky guess ig

i only just registerd im in a gc with the cryptid way brothers dayum

xhurleyx: was waiting for that

trohmania: b4 pat says it shut up pete

starrystump: ty joe my hero

anyway yea pete stfu

whereizwentz: rude but i get it

rayofsunshine: i got here late bc i had to make sure these idiots were alright last night

geewhizz1: hush raymond at least u got more sleep

rayofsunshine: more sleep was not worth this

trohmania: i brought precisely 1 bag of chips and 4 waffles to class

starrystump: extra sugar?

trohamnia: you know it ;)

starrystump: im raiding ur bag when this ends i hope u know

i requested it so its mine

urieality: i KNEW there was a drug right here @ murphy

geewhizz1: ew the school name

starrystump: its not drugs its just literally suagr

a lot of it

whereizwentz: may as well be

anyway bitchdon

omg why is that my autocorrect 4 ur name

starrystump: bc u put it dont act like u dont remember

whereizwentz: did he just die

BITCHDON U CANT DIE I NEED CONTENT

FUCK

urieality: i cannot breathe

rayofsunshine: good

geewhizz1: jfc raymond hush small child

rayofsunshine: were the same age gerard

geewhizz1: so smol

i just died of cru=inge sending that i am so sorry

nyway brendon u alive still?

urieality: y e a

pete 4 my lungs pls change the autocorrect

whereizwentz: k hows breadon

i killed him again whops

urieality: how about my  n a em

rayofsunshine: naem

urieality: mans dying correct words r the last thought

starrystump: you have any of those?

21jsh: the sweetest lookin dudes are the rudest but thats ok thats my type :)

21tylr: dayum i thought ur type was the reserved broody ones but ok ig u lied to me

did the sleepovers mean anything to u josh

21jsh: thats my best fren tyler

urieality: @ newsletter team any tea on rokewood?

whereizwentz: *bitch ass mfs

starrystump: big money into science sector

trohmania: kid got kicked out for smoking weed but paid to get back in

xhurleyx: a student called Azuela Ross transferring here

whereizwentz: o great a new person to rejet bren

urieality: love the nickname <3

whereizwentz: ty its bc i dont want to change autocorrect <3

imma befriend the new kid i think they were around the rokewood newsletter team

rayofsunshine: dont scare them off

whereizwentz: im a small dude whats even scary abt me

rayofsunshine: ur personality

whereizwentz: ouch but point taken

ieroween: dw yall rays just pissy bc he got detention 4 the first time

the username is tru

trohmania: yall

ieroween: i will strangle you

mikeyfway: good luck climping his legs

ieroween: ive climbed ur legs ill do it again

mikeyfway: when did this happen?

whereizwentz: last week at the park

probably uh

mikeyfway: o yeah that did happen

21tylr: when do we leave this hell i want taco bell

im still hungry

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whereizwentz: friend aquired

urieality: oh?

whereizwentz: very cool person hold on

whereizwentz added arossisdead

arossisdead: hello?

hey pete ig but whos everyone else

starrystump: im patrick petes friend and newlsetter team

xhurleyx: andy and same as trick

trohmania: joe n look above for my answer

arossisdead: yea ive heard about u guys

mikeyfway: im mikey and frank is trying to steal my phjlkjh

hjlj

hi im franlkjhl

arossisdead: ah yes 

hello franlkjhl

rayofsunshine: can you all shut up for one second?

teacher is watching

urieality: uwu

rayofsunshine: im going to kill you brendon

urieality: so you do care <3

arossisdead: ok thats brendon understood

urieality: the one and only

whereizwentz: one and lonely*

thats ray btw hes salty

geewhizz1: he’ll warm up to every1 soon dw

im gerard mikeys sibling

mikeyfway: im clearly the better hafl 

jk depression

can someone come like take frank away pls

geewhizz1: i will come take him away but not to help you

whereizwentz: love is real <3

omg imagine being tyler n josh being good students

21jsh: no im here

tylers doiong idk what

also hi im josh the other name starting with 21 is tyler bc friendship

arossisdead: ok cool now i know names

im ryan he/him

xhurleyx: oh r you azuelas brother?

arossisdead: u h

starrystump: how many peopel does pete suddenly oick up at school as his children that r secretly trans what is this

is this me transferring thru pete

arossisdead changed username to rrossisdead

rrossisdead: k better now theres no connection

lets go

21jsh: hah pat transferring trans joke

urieality named the group “rolling with the lgbts”

urieality: not just detention bros now

21tylr: wasnt even a bro to begin with thanks bread

i was simply ???

unknown being

gender you mean the pokemon gengar?

rayofsunshine: calm down small one

ieroween: i own 3 pairs of crocs

the silence is telling me we were not quoting the toontown meme

also tyler you tumblr fuck i know thats a post

21jsh: tyler get back here

theyre gone again

why r gerard and mikey the cryptids when ty just goes 

geewhizz1: *vampire rumours*

tbh id wanna be a vampire if i could

immortal gay and

dramatic? i had anothe rpint idk im tryna find frank

urieality: bc pete writes stories 4 love

whereizwentz: hol up where did u find that

bren i will commit murder

urieality: u left it on ur desk bro 

whereizwentz: give

or you will be roasted on the newsletter

urieality: u already do and i was planning to give it back dw

lol pretty sure a teacher thought it was soemthing to grade

whereizwentz: that aside welcome ryan to the order of disasters

as you can tell we are gay

and sad

and hate rokewood

rrossisdead: same tbh

ieroween: i have an announcement to make sonic the hedgehog stole my fucking dick he fucking stole it

21tylr: its shadow you hethen

ieroween: o shit u right

i just outed myself as tumblr trash didnt i

urieality: i have no clue what ur talking abt so yea probably

geewhizz1: update hi frank

look out the window idiot

not that one jfc what do you think i am spiderman

i am but a humble artist i cant climb for shit

omg whats he doing

rayofsunshine: unless hes dying idc

mikeyfway: he just took my chair and threw it at some guy in the back and ran

now the two dumbasses are running down the hall

oh fuck gotta blast

rayofsunshine: you better not also be running mikey

oh my god

starrystump: is that bja running after them???

ray no omg

ray get back here

urieality: i just saw them running omfg is that the principal

lmao couldnt be me

rrossisdead: death

welp at least its not me yet

pETE JUST JUMPED THROUGH THE WALL TO THE HALL WTF

starrystump: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

trohmania: is he dead or running

rrossisdead: possibly both??? hes like brushing plaster out his hair as he runs

21jsh: uh oh that bang sounds not good

uhhh you guys alive???

urieality: left the classroom to see

theyre piled up at the end of the hall lmao

the principal is tryna yell at them but theyre just like dying

bja and g have started a casual convo im

21tylr: as you do when you die

urieality: ok frank n mikey r forgiven for yeeting the chair

by bj not the principal

he may as well be the principal tho

and hawt

21tylr: simp

urieality: if im simp then pete is mega simp

ik that bitch aint dying hes just pretending so he can lay on mikeys lap

dramtic bitch

lmao he just opened one eye at me after hearing the gc notif

starrystump: he is going to kill u one day

urieality: i will simply not die <3

rrossisdead: elaborate beeb

wait no

bren*

urieality: beeb i like that <3

ty 4 the nickname ry

rrossisdead: not my intention but whatever

21tylr: i saw my name

wait

nvm glad to know chaos is turning into homosexuale

urieality: k the prinicpal just grounded them

xhurleyx: grounded?

urieality: detentionalized

rrossisdead: ah yes of course beeb

bc we all know that grounded is detention ofc

ieroween: worth it

mikeyfway: is pete like ded

urieality: no just being dramtic as usual

starrystump: says you of all people

urieality: fair point but hus patrick

21jsh: husband patrick

21tylr: ok then sure get a husband behind my back ofc not like im ur best fren

21jsh: love you too ty

21tylr: if you love me buy me the taco bell brendon didnt yesterday

urieality: ok but like i forgot can u blame a bitch

u forgot that u were in class and said taco bell in math which sparked this u cant blame me

21tylr: k sorry then jeez 

u still owe me

geewhizz1 added blowjobarmstrong

blowjobarmstrong: ok first are there children must i change the name

geewhizz1: ye mikey

urieality: hes too busy being gay to reply annoyed

blowjobarmstong: ok hello its me that bitch billie joe or just billie idc

g has forcefully added me into chaos

geewhizz1: do not blame it all on me you begged to be in chaos

ieroween: welcome to the bi in bitch that i threw mikeys chair at xd

blowjobarmstrong: ty for the wonderful introduction frank but u are late so suck it

oh yea out of the possy of people running b4 who wants to help me smash the light in detention

ieroween: me ofc dont leave me out

rayofsunshine: i regret life every next day i swear

rrossisdead: im glad this is my first day this is insane

mikeyfway: ok is pete actually dead hto????? help???

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rayofsunshine: ok whoevers in the scicence lab today do NOT POISON THE BUTCKET OF WATER

his name is theodore

rrossisdead: ???

starrystump: there was a tadpole in the water sample

rrossisdead: oh makes sense

ieroween: oh?

rayofsunshine: frank i will not hestiate to kill you over him

he listens better than u dumbasses

hes my son

urieality: mmm adoption papers

wish i had those lol

whereizwentz: u are my son bitchdon

for fucks

rrossisdead: im bored

21tylr: brendon is right next to u i can see that

urieality: you bet i ildshwffugh

i have stopped him thank me later

rrossisdead: stole ur phone ryro

urieality: since when do u get to make me a nickname fuck u

rrossisdead: ;)

rayofsunshine: @21jsh pls protect my son from frank

i will pay you in stickers

21jsh: sir yes sir

geewhizz1: ahdksakhk jish just tackled frank to the ground

ray theodore is safe now enemy eliminated

rayofsunshine: ok good

i have like so many sticker packs here grab some at lunch

blowjobarmstrong: g i v e

rayofsunshine: as i said get them at lunch but also you have not done a task such as saving my son from sure death

blowjobarmstrong: if you dont give stickers i will brush your hair out

i have a brush dont test me

rayofsunshine: jesus

blowjobarmstrong: yep thats me

stickers now thank you

rayofsunshine: at lunch smh

21tylr: im hungry

urieality: i have biscuts in my bag rn

21tylr: ew no

whereizwentz: i have cooking class rn so like

very soon come yoink

21tylr: what u making

whereizwentz: pasta

rrossisdead: they have fled the room

pete small child is running down the hall at u

21tylr: ok uh nvm uh

did the power just go off????

21jsh: its off here teach doesnt know what to do

urieality: we are in the void lets go

consume

mikeyfway: why is this ur reaction to a power outage brendon

ieroween: bc the void must consume micheal

starrystump: specifically michael or is anyone good?

ieroween: idfk man i dont make the void rules

ask the void

ok which one of u fucks yelled what the void wants as sacrifice?

rayofsunshine: that wanst you?

urieality: not me

rrossisdead: can confirm

whereizwentz: also not me thought nobody can confirn ;)

starrystump: k so the most likely candidtaed r out

geewhizz1: not me or billie

wherever he wnet

blowjobarmstrong: idk where i went either 

come here its fun

im in a broom closet i think

21jsh: glass closet?

blowjobarmstrong: no metahorical closets for so long

dudes? ladys? hot ofc

21tylr: simp

geewhizz1: i cant see hsit

no more drawing ig

mikeyfway: why is there a living highlighter

why their hair so bright for

bro

ieroween: talk to them and get style advice

mikeyfway: u cant even see them

ieroween: yea but ur style is ass

rrossisdead: brendon just climbed on the table wtf

people can still see u shithed

get ur ass out my face

urieality: u know u like it ;)

rrossisdead: how the fuck can u text while doing shit wtf hoe

whereizwentz: yeh he can do that 

multitalented ;)

21tylr: peter is the pasta cooked can i grab in the dark

whereizwentz: im p sure it is but good luck getting here

21tylr: t minus 5

mikeyfway: can i add a person

whereizwentz: yea of course mikes

mikeyfway added highlighterknighter

highlighterknighter: HELLO SQUAD

ENJOYING TIME IN VOID?

mikeyfway: this is awsten

highlighterknighter: YOU BET IT IS

rayofsunshine: do you always speak in caps?

highlighterknighter: Y E S I EXIST IN CAPS

THEY/THEM

urieality: i am enjoung the void thanks for asking

ryan stob being boring the tables are here for a reason

rrossisdead: call me when you break one beeb

starrystump: we are all going to die in the black out i swear

death desruction

21jsh: love the attitude keep it up trick <3

love when boys get possessed by demons suddenly <3

blowjobarmstrong: bitch i am the deomn

demon

fuckin close enough same letters

rayofsunshine: WAIT A MINUTE 

HOW IS MY SON

JOSHUA

21jsh: ok son is

uh

wheres the bucket

rayofsunshine: frank

ieroween: yep :3

no jfc i am not holding your son hostage

im not that much italiam mafia

wow ray thinks just bc im italian im evil grow up its 2022

im gonna cancel u on twitter dot com

rayofsunshine: chillax i was going to ask if you knew where the bucket was bc you and josh are in class together

wait where is my son then

21tylr: t minus now

hand over the pasta

whereizwentz: thats one of my classmates not me tyler

im in the back corner

oh theyre approaching

my child has gained pasta

geewhizz1: billie is still missing

blowjobarmstrong: i can confirm thsi fact

highlighterknighter: MIKEY WHY ARE YOUR FRIENDS BORING

I YELL WHAT THE VOID WANTS TO CONSUME FOR THIS

ieroween: speak for yourself mother fucker

as if mikey isnt boringer than me

also love you ray <3

rayofsunshine: yeah love you too small man

21jsh: bad news

teacher put the butcket down the drain

im sorry :(

rayofsunshine: my son :(((((

its ok josh u tried ur best

you still get stickers

if it was frank i would murder him

ieroween: take me out to dinner first

rrossisdead: the shortage cannot hide me from the embarrassment that is brendon

urieality: ty ryro <3

just like my parents always said <3

rrossisdead: ok dont make me feel bad now bitch

urieality: no i was just gonna call you daddy <3

rrossisdead: what lead me to this in life

21tylr: this pasta is shit pete

whereizwentz: well it wasnt meant for you to taste but life be

21tylr: did you dump spice on it or something??? theres small bits of cheese and bacon?

mikeyfway: dont complain that sounds yum as fuck

whereizwentz: :)

see someone likes the idea of my cooking

starrystump: i just dont like your inability to not set my house on fire

trohmania: same

xhurleyx: your cooking is something

its food

whereizwentz: thanks andy ly <3

highlighterknighter: HEY MIKEY WATCH THIS

mikeyfway: ok i didnt actually expect your hair to actually be neon

they glow in black light

why do you carry a black light torch

highlighterknighter: DO NOT TRUST DORKNOBS

blowjobarmstrong: dont trust this broom closet when i leave wink

im kiding its fucking boring

save me

geewhizz1: just open the door

blowjobarmstrong: you think i havent tried that????

bro im stuck in here

21tylr: goals right now

finish the shit pasta

get taco bell

21jsh: build a spaceship

mikeyfway: diet coke

geewhizz: get billie tf out

get coffee later

sleep maybe

ieroween: wait for birthday

whereizwentz: make more pasta

photos

starrystump: die

whereizwentz: no ur stuck with me for life <3

xhurleyx: steal from the animal shelter

rayofsunshine: live

urieality: my whorifiction and yassification

trohmania: aid andy in theft

grow hair out

rrossisdead: get revenge on those who have wronged me

whereizwentz: calm down small man

highlighterknighter: SCREAM

BE THE BEST PERSON

MAYBE BUY SOME CRYSTALS IDK

21tylr: steal gender

glad we have such good ambitions

blowjobarmstrong: hold the fuck up

i have ambitions too

i just climbed into the vents

geewhizz1: i can hear you go clunk

blowjobarmstrong: ts fucking disgusting up here

ew finally exit

geewhizz1: he is freed

mikeyfway: glad

21tylr: i gave a grace period for your aspiration billie 

you have ignored it and so you now are deemed idiot

blowjobarmstrong: thanks tyler

glad my name is blowjob jesus idiot

actually that souns sick as

rrossisdead: the lights

blinging blooming jfc

geewhizz1: ok it was better before ow eyes

whereizwentz: now more pasta time

highlighterknighter: NO MORE COOL HAIR :(

urieality: english teache left do we just??? go??

rrossisdead: yea freedom

ieroween: upset that nobody noticed my glow in the dark skeleton gloves :(

21jsh: nobody noticed my glowy alien earrings dw frank were just too cool for them <3

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ieroween: i will die in this class

21jsh: what class

rrossisdead: it just started jfc

urieality: same boat as frank

math

ieroween: math

haha jinx

urieality: no fair

starrystump: you dont talk in  math anyway breadon

21tylr: youre all whores

whereizwentz: tell me something new ;)

geewhizz1: shut up im enjoying art class

rrossisdead: im not please keep going

geewhizz1: you are painting ur face

urieality: i think thats proof lol

highlighterknighter: MY BACK IS CRUNCHY

mikeyfway: pls stop cracking your back awsten

highlighterknighter: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MICHEAL

I DONT TAKE ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO WEAR TANK TOPS WITH LEATHER JACKETS ON THEIR WAIST

THAT SHIT GETS CRINKLY

mikeyfway: yeah thanks walking highlighter wearing space themed clothes like ur some damsel in distress

highlighterknigher: OK AND MAYBE I AM

rayofsunshine: btw @ieroween did you pack lunch

ieroween: wouldnt you like to know weatherboy

rayofsunshine: i have a second lunch with me today if you want it

you dont have to though

ieroween: thanks mother ray :3

rayofsunshine: i regret saying anything

whereizwentz: yo whys there 2 rokewood guys outside

urieality: ayo i know the tall guy from the big party thingy last year

lemme add him hes cool

rrossisdead: do not

dont

urieality added weekend

rrossisdead: no

brendon you have upset the perfect balance of no dallon vs dallon

weekend: hello i guess

urieality: welcome dal! this is called chaos

weekend: well no its “rolling with the lgbts”

but thanks

also hi ryro

geewhizz1: he is flipping u off thru the window and pouting

weekend: ah yes i see him now

blowjobarmstrong: emotional teen boys smh

weekend: moving on i’m Dallon he/him

geewhizz1: wonderful

dysphoria has arrived

ieroween: coming

urieality: there he goes

bye bi

rayofsunshine: frank no thats how we got @blowjobarmstrong and look how that went

blowjobarmstrong: hey ill have you kniw i am the best thing to happen to this group

i am a fuckin delight

21tylr: ugh assembly

21jsh: o damn frenk is gonna get stuck in gs class

ieroween: can confirm 

walkin w bae 2 theater thing

urieality: bets on it being dress code

whereizwentz: that juts means every1 wears a dress right

like i nvere get the name

starrystump: why am i freinds with u dumb

mikeyfway: i told u pete its bc its how we dress

u dont have to wear a dress

highlighterknighter: “DONT”

SO I DID

AND I LOOK FUCGING GORGOS

GORGESS

GORGUSS

BIG PRETTY

mikeyfway: yea sure awst

they dont look half bad in it tho

whereizwentz: aight finding a dress @ home asap

weekend: whats the assembly abt bren

urieality: uh idfk

i just got here

hi there lovebirds

oh real mature frank

why do i always get flipped off

what have i done to hurt you all

21tylr: didnt buy mE TACO BELL

WHORE

urieality: I PROMISE ILL GET SOME SOON 4 U I SWEAR

21tylr: im dun with u

no

why does dun autocorrect to dun

god

d o n e

yea

21jsh: have u been telling ur mom abt me? OwO

urieality: HEY NO UWU AND OWO ARE MINE FUCK U JAWSH

21tylr: i hate u both so much 

rrossisdead: d*llon can u like leave the premises

this is not ur house

weekend: ryro whats ur problem with me chillax

rrossisdead: away

rrossisdead removed weekend

urieality: ryan dnt be rude

urieality added weekend

starrystump: ok assembly atrating

blowjobarmstrong: fill me in when its don im not coming

man yall really all went huh

i guess im alone now

ah the feeling of isolantion as the bast 2 years

damn it rlly has been that long

crisis time

weekend: ok i was going to just stay quiet and hunmour you but you have given the exsitsential 

im also addimg friend

weekend added nayrinreverse

nayrinreverse: thanks dal

im here now haha

weekend: he was gettinng jealous of my social life

nayrinreverse: ok dont spread lies now dall

blowjobarmstrong: creative user

in reverse ur name is ryan

good to meet u nayr

nayrinreverse: thanks blowjobarmstrong but my name is ryan

shocking i know

weekend: ryro isnt gonna stop me if we just waltz into the school rn is he?

he cant right

blowjobarmstrong: nah come in

welcome to squad

ooo you two should try sneaking into the assembly

thatd be funny

wait u two r wearing uniform

nayrinreverse: unfortunately yes

i ripped my sleeves off tho

looks cooler

weekend: much to my dismay

blowjobarmstrong: what r u his mother?

daddy long legs

weekend: thats father to you

nayrinreverse: no dalon is not my daddy

or father

blowjobarmstrong: so daddy issued?

nayrinreverse: no best friend/ex issues

weekend: me?

wait no im not ur ex

ronnie

nayrinreverse: well i wish was ex

not atm

but yes

blowjobarmstrong: OH RADKE???

HIM???

YO THATS SOME TEA I DIDNT HEAR

SPILL

if you want to that is

nayrinreverse: ok so hes the reason why weve been ominusly standing outside ur school ive been staying with him for maybe 2 years and its a cycle of him kicking  me out for maybe a week then im back there so we just started walking and ended up here

blowjobarmstrong: do u need me to stab him 4 u?

nayrinreverse: NO

dont do that thats bad

blowjobarmstrong: obviously

thats the point

bitch is a bad bf so we kill him

weekend: not too bad of an idea honestly

nayrinreverse: no murder

thats horrible

too too bad

blowjobarmstrong: man ur no fun

kidding

weekend: so now im the replacemtn best f4riend 

blowjobarmstrong: with benifits?

nayrinreverse: drunk maybe

blowjobarmstrong: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FINALLY SOME FUCKERS WHO ADMIT THERES SOMETHING THERE

THE REST OF THE FUCKS R SO OBVIOUSLY PINNING ITS BORING

hoes gay

weekend: clearly

wait what

ryab

you have forsaken me

nayrinreverse: look i didnt confirm or deny anything

well mabe i did but look on the bright side that i didnt

blowjobarmstrong: god when do these bitches leave the assembly

can you two like light a curtain on fire

ayo why are there sirens

nayrinreverse: that sounds like a fire alarm

we didnt light anytghing

21jsh: HELP

THOUGHT WAS GOOD IDEA TO FLIGHT LIGHET IN THERT

PROBLEM

blowjobarstrong: AHAHAHAHAH

BRO WHAT

I WAS JOKING

LEAVE THE ROOM

GET THE SQUAD OUT

DONT REPLY RUN

weekend: so this is probably a good time to stop suspiciously walking around the halls

we’ll be at 7/11 if u need us

nayrinreverse: ofc you will dw

urieality: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

geewhizz1: STOP SCREANING IN TEXT AND VERBAL

RUN

ieroween: why cnt i stay in there ;-;

rayofsunshine: young man you know exactly why

starrystump: blaming pete

xhurleyx: same

whereizwentz: same

mikeyfway: yall are gonna die im gone bye

got my stuff from the locker running

geewhizz1: GET MY STUFF TOO OR UR A SHIT BROTHER

rrossisdead: h e l p  u s

i was not dressed to be in fire room

highligherknighter: NOR WAS I

IF THIS DRESS CATCHES ON FIRE IM SUING

OR MY HAIR

HAIR DYE COSTS A LOT FOR A CHILD LIKE ME WITH NO JOB

THE ONLY TESTS I LIKE IN LIFE ARE TESTICLES

IM KIDDING

blowjobarmstrong: you all r a mess lol

its just a little arsom calm down

21jsh: ok uh

um

ok

maybe

ieroween: spit it out

21jsh: maybe perhaps tyler is crying in a ball

going offline rn hold on i gotta rescue

starrystump: ARE THEY IN THE THEATER???????

OMFG

whereizwentz: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO THINL

JOSH STAY FUCKIN SAFE

blowjobarmstrong: this just in lighting a fire in the school theater is not a good idea

fun but not good

like sex

urieality: stay in sex dont do school

rayofsunshine: coping with humor i see

rrossisdead: wtf why did d*llon have to leave b4 the fire

death

geewhizz1: this is what puberty is children

rrossisdead: fuck u gerald

geewhizz1: im not an old man that aint my name

starrystump: anyone else literally ripped their mask off bc asthma and smoke and mask dont go good

mikeyfway: good luck dying now patrick

starrystump: thanks for the hope michale

21tylr: hey how r you all

not crying and not just got dragge dout of fire

21jsh: dude i didnt realise that would happen i know u 

ok no too much info

sorry so so sorry

trohmania: yo i actually thought it ws pete what

urieality: the small bean no ;-;

arson bad

ok no thats wrong go ahead young one

21tylr: ok i think i deserve my daMN TACO NOW

blowjobarmstrong: too bad two squad are at 7/11

were getting slurppees bitches

ieroween: hah ironic

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urieality: whats everyones contact name 4 me

mikeyfway: for fucks sake its 2 am

ieroween: finally someone dsays something i was getting bored

geewhizz1: oh am i boring you bitch

whereizwentz: thinking abt how my frien d actually has a successful relationship

and good mental health

god i wish that was me

actually imma complaim to him

whereizwentz added saportasportsbra

spaortasportsbra: ayo

finally im in a squad thats up at 2

wtf else am i meant to do

ty peter 4 1nce u do somethin good 4 me

whereizwentz: np gabriel

thank me later

urieality: hello im the reason u fucks r here rn

not like death wise just this gc rn

at 2

i asked a question

rrossisdead: i want to kill you

weekend: i second that right now

rrossisdead: fuck it no

i dont want to kill brendon but not bc i like him its bc d*llon agreed with me

nayrinreverse: i have  a bed 4 tonight and this is how i spend my time

eh ronnies out he wont give a fuck

weekend: he better not.

geewhizz1: o yeah there was like some beef going on i didnt check it earlier bc of the fucking fire but

oof

ryan if u want u can steal mikeys room he doesnt use it much

mikeyfway: wtf does that mean

no use gees i like me room

ieroween: mkiey since when were you a pirate

“me room”

geewhizz1: wall considering u bitch mikey have been leaving overnight out the window i think its fine to give the room to ryanlike once

nayrinreverse: thank u ways

urieality: ooo mikey going places???? ;)

where u been going mikes

mikeyfway: none of ur buisiness

whereizwentz: yea its none of liek any of yalls business where hes going he can do things

let him live dont tell me u didnt jump out the window to see people u like 

saportasportsbra: no actually the vampire stayed @ my house

also pete ik what ur trying to hide hoe

cant fool me

highlighterknighter: MYSTERY MAN REVEAL URSELF

saportasportsbra: yo im gabe i was abducted by an ufo with cobras and taugh how to dance and have a vampire bf

he/they bc im qoiurky

rrossisdead: you sound like ur from jersy when saying that

like qoiurky b roll

saportasportsbra: i can assure u im not from jersey

urieality: omg what does a boy have to do to get his question answered

rrossisdead: its embarresing fuck off

urieality: yea sure it is

mine 4 u is “moon” like how can i explain that

rrossisdead: gay

urieality: you told me to make it that u dick

rrossisdead: i didnt think u would dumbass

mine for u is “sunshine” there bitch

should be bitchdon

weekend: “dude from the party”

whereizwentz: “bitchdon”

have you been appeased

urieality: yeah ig

saportasportsbra: whats urs for mikey pete :)

whereizwentz: g a b e

mikeyfway: gabe you are a funny man

saportasportsbra: thank u miekey vwv

21jsh: thats an uwu i havent seen before

saportasportsbra: in sharp

urieality: good morning joshua its bitch time

rrossisdead: its always bitch time with you

saportasportsbra: hold on can i add my bf pete u know him

the definetely not a vampire guy

whereizwentz: yea idc

saportasportsbra added williambuckett

saportasportsbra: welcome love of my life to this thing u were watching me lookat

williambuckett: what i thought only gabe was awake at 2 am not normal teens

geewhizz1: normal

yes ofc

normal

revel in our normalness

saportasportsbra: dw wil petes in this chat too there are friends h3re

williambuckett: yes friends

not guy who adopted me as step son and you as his son and never says it again but acts like a father

whereizwentz: nah that was just last year

ur still my sons tho

williambuckett: ok not gabe telling everyone im a vampire

dude i literally just appeared in ur kitchen bc i got kicked out not bc im a vampire

saportasportsbra: ok but you should be

williambuckett: says the one always up at 2 am

saportasportsbra: then why r u so hot

williambuckett: once again says you

urieality: aw imagine having reciprocated love

blowjobarmstrong: OMIGOSH YOU TWO ARE ADORABLE

sorry im tired but had to say something cute cuple

geewhizz1: @mikeyfway where r u anyway

like u can tell me i wont snitch

saportasportsbra: k but mikey being quiet still 

its even funni

hi william here gabe has been revoked talking rights

he knows too much

williambuckett: and he is v3ry handsome and has an amaz1ng fashion sense and is so pretty

rrossisdead: romance at its finest

nayrinreverse: h fuck i was just lurking but i gotta go

dont die pls anyone

urieality: not planning on it yet

weekend: remember im a text away and ill break him in half

williambuckett: oh you guys proabably want introductions

he/him william (not a vampire)

urieality: i love how josh turned up just bc of the new uwu and dipped

awsten u still alive

highlighterknighter: NO

blowjobarmstrong: just bc im tired like i have have been shipping you guys behind the scenes you will gain romance fuck you

urieality: oh yes please

highlighterknighter: NO THANK YOU

HAPPY WITH DRESSING UP ALONE

saportasportsbra: i dont think i can have more than one bf when this one is absolutely perfect for me <3

williambuckett: aw mon cheri <3

but you would drop me for a pet snake wuldnt you

saportasportsbra: …no

well not rn

illegality

but like if it was a kool one

ieroween: gee would you leave me for a snake

geewhizz1: frank were not together

proably no tho

ieroween: do u wanna be?

blowjobarmstrong: *everyone stfu rn i swear*

urieality: 0_o

oh they both went offline

seggs proablye

saportasportsbra: jfc ways get out and on it so quick

same night too

highlighterknighter: LIFE BE

blowjobarmstrong: dude dude like

about fucking time

fucking finally

those two hoes

weekend: i can tell

blowjobarmstrong: dont interrupt me leg man

urieality: LeG maN

rrossisdead: changing his name despite being blocked to gthat 

williambuckett: are you all just unstable nerds with sexual tension or am i getting the wrong vibes

saportasportsbra: XDDDD

blowjobarmstrong: yes they are i swear

urieality: im just hopeless and loveless now

blowjobarmstrong: hmm im not sold on that

hmmmmmm

whereizwentz: hi im back whatd i miss

mikeyfway: @geewhizz1 out why

saportasportsbra: oh yea frank and g33 r probz fucking rn you missed a moment

also not suspicious at all you two 

nayrinreverse: ok update false alarm

weekend: good maybe just go to sleep

in case he does come back soon

nayrinreverse: good idea

starrystump: MAYBE WE CAN ALL FOLLOW IN RYANS FOOTSTEPS AND GO TF TO SLEEP

saportasportsbra: oh hi patrick

williambuckett: ok scrolling up what is ur guys obsession with taco bell

21tylr: good

food of the gods

divine

whereizwentz: i swear you have a notification only 4 when we w=mention taco bell

thats all we are to you

21tylr: no your wrong

i dont use all of you for taco bell

i use brendon for taco bell 

or at least attempt to use that whore

urieality: ITS 2 AM DONT START NOW

I CANT GET TACO BELL AT 2 AM

21tylr: OK THEN EXPLAIN MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF GETTING IT

21jsh: ok we talked abt that u hallucinated that tyler

fever dream taco bell

21tylr: josh i will only take this answer from you my beloved best friend you are astonishing and amazing and so important to my life up to this point you are the pin keeping me together

urieality: omg theyre being nice for once

21tylr: fuck off 5head

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saportasportsbra: threw my bag in th ebin bc i dont wanna go back to lockcer

geewhizz1: why

whereizwentz: he explained bro

saportasportsbra: safe place
smart i am

starrystump: *dumb
this is why we dont stay up all night

saportasportsbra: hey give me some credit
it was 4 am

williambuckett: still late

saportasportsbra: says you vampire

williambuckett named the group “william is not a vampier”

saportasportsbra named the group “w1ll14m iz 4 vamp”
saportasportsbra: yo anyone wanna skip skewl and drivetrip to the city

21tylr: idc

urieality: with what care
*care
automobile

saportasportsbra: my van c=

rayofsunshine: why can you drive gabriel
of all people

whereizwentz: he can be competent occasionally
rarely

saportasportsbra: ty pete <3

ieroween: glad william supports the vamps

geewhizz1: isnt that a band

rrossisdead: as long as no rokewoods r in the car

saportasportsbra: bet
who else in im alredy @ da cobra van

williambuckett: dont call it that pls love

saportasportsbra: hurry up to the cobra van yall

geewhizz1: just dont kill us pls
im coming

ieroween: thats what u said last night

blowjobarmstrong: CALLED IT
CONGRATS HOES

geewhizz1: thanks bj
never seen anyone as excited for my relationships than bille
not even mieky

mikeyfway: wtf im lit ur brother how tf cam you spell my name wrong

blowjobarmstrong: silence noodle boy

whereizwentz: m noodles
sure mikeys probably a bit more than a noodle give him credit

saportasportsbra: you would know that pete :)
wouldnt you :)

whereziwentz: list of whos in 4 the trip
me

williambuckett: me

geewhizz1: me

rrossisdead: I

urieality: ofc

21jsh: me and ty r in <3

ieroween: count me in

highlighterknighter: ME + MIKEY COMING

blowjobarmstrong: wuldnt miss it

saportasportsbra: k 12 peepz
tetris stratz?
therez 8 seats you guys can stack
bja ;)

blowjobarmstrong: oho
well ofc gee n frank
give u 2 a lil more time
ryan if u sit on bremdo he cant text

rrossisdead: nope

blowjobarmstrong: ill give u $20

rrossisdead: deal

urieality: idk if i should be excited or insulted

rrossisdead: insulted

blowjobarmstrong: willie ur in the front so bage wont kill us

williambuckett: willie and bage

blowjobarmstrong: ok
tyler and josh

21tylr: mhm?

blowjobarmstrong: idc which 1 sist on which be a seatbelt with arms

21jsh: im going bottom bc i dont wanna crush ty :p
blowjobarmstrong: adorable
and finaly

saportasportsbra: pete+mikey

blowjobarmstrong: you readmy mind
yes thost two

mikeyfway: cool idc

whereizwentz: yep ok

trohmania: u guys killed him
pete that is
dead

saportasportsbra: hurry up last day of the week will go by quik

rrossisdead: yeah yea im th eonly one still leaveing

saportasportsbra: alright who spilled nail polish in my car
i can smell it

ieroween: it was gerard

geewhizz1: tf no
i do my nail polish at home

mikeyfway: well probably obvious considering awsten came here with me
they spilled NEOM GREEN POLISH ON MY PANTS

highlighterknighter: I SAID IM SORRY

mikeyfway: r u rlly?

highlighterknighter: NO

saportasportsbra: thats fine as long az its not on my seatz
petez gonna have green on his lap lmao

starrystump: and im gonna have to wash it
smh awsten

highlighterknighter: SORRY PATRICK

mikeyfway: i see i dont get sympathy from my friengs huh

williambuckett: ok ryan is here lets go
pete is dead i think

saportasportsbra: well kinda in hiz defence u did say he was gonna have a wet patch on his lap bc of the nail polish but left out the polish part
pile up evr1 we gon drive

rrossisdead: this wont end in death
oh fuck off do not let those two in the van
ik theyre walking around like theyre homeless do not
i swear to fuck

weekend: were getting in the van

rrossisdead: .

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I never thought I’d think of someone as beautiful as him. His messily cut hair swooped to the left, hiding shining bronze eyes I could get lost in for days. Sometimes he’d wear a headband with messily scribed messages on his forehead, mainly “reinvent love.” Despite staying inside most of the time, his skin looked peachy and alive, sometimes decorated with a delicate blush and a little sweat. His jawline was strong with healing bruises tainting the colour a little. Whenever he tipped his head back to readjust, you could see how defined his neck was.

He carried a little pad of eyeshadow in his shoulder bag, and a crayon of eyeliner too. His nails were strong and trimmed well, plain in colour decorating thin and dainty fingers. How he holds his guitar so strongly surpasses me. A small string and ribbon bracelet would sit on his wrist some days, the shimmering purple standing out from his casual reds and greys. If he wore any necklace, it would be a simple chain.

His outfits were always so fancy and regal, frills and lace galore. My favourite piece of his wardrobe was a hand-sewn red vest adorned with chain and roses. The subtle floral pattern of the fabric shined in the sunlight, not that it got much of that. He loves that thing so much; I remember his smile when he showed me it for the first time two years ago.

The smallest details are his favourite, and I made sure to take note of them all. He laces little flowers into his Doc Martins every morning when the sun is half up. His mom’s blush is always used on his knuckles and knees. He used to write all his notes on his arms, but then he picked up the style he has now which is too hard to roll up. Ryro’s favourite spot in town is the hidden room behind the broken toilet stall in the library.

That room in the library, I never would have found myself. He just took me there one day and showed me. I doubt anyone else knows about it since Ryan decorates and cleans it himself. Roses are stuck between the bricks of the walls, lanterns sit on each table underneath a sky of tiny fairy lights, and a shimmering sun and moon hang from the ceiling. We’d sit in there for hours, and quickly, it became my favourite spot in town too.

But now, the only place I want to be more than that is in Ryan's heart again.

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williambuckett: anyone whos not in the van walk 2 gerards house

were gonna have sleepover party

rayofsunshine: cool

lets not die

williambuckett: hold on were gonna take a bit longer starstruk came on the radio

gabe

love

alright we made it here

starrystump: we can see

ur lucky we expand to gs parents bfore u got here

geewhizz1: hell yeah party time

i have cake from idk when

mikeyfway: *we

highlighterknighter: I BOUGHT SO MANY CRYSTALS

I AM EPIC

mikeyfway: why did i let you idk

btw whats up with brendon dallon and ryan

nayrinreverse: im here o/

mikeyfway: ross sorry

nayrinreverse: oh yeah they left the car to pick stuff up from their houses bc impromptu sleepover and they wear all fancy shit

highlighterknighter: WELL LOOK AT ME YOU DONT SEE ME COMPLAINING

ieroween: are u going to sleep naked awsten theres no way in fuck that can be sleepable

highlighter: OK MR LAYERS

ieroween: but i can just sleep in gerards shit ur not with mikey

or like mother or father way

mikeys not that nice

mikeyfway: fuck you

highlighterknighter: OR AM I? 

?*WITH MIKEY THAT IS I DONT FUCK OLD

whereizwentz: no youre not

nope

no way in hell

pretty sure wed know by now espesh with u awsten

saportasportsbra: mmm subtle

geewhizz1: were getting settled rn @urieality @rrossisdead @weekend dont break down the door on ur way in

pls mom will kill me

mikeyfway: no she wont

stop being dramitic 

blowjobarmstrong: what if theyre dead lol

ded in the bed

21tylr: stop being ship trash bj

21jsh: espeshially with them thats a clustrfuck

blowjobarmstrong: eh theyll live

anyway wheres the cake

geewhizz1: billie you are not eating the whole thing i fucking swear

blowjobarmstrong: no promises

21jsh: g why do u have a lobster

geewhizz1: idk

mikeyfway: WE do not know why their is a lobstr in OUR house

frank probs did it

ieroween: thats the unnamed lobster son

i thought he was a crb but apparently not

21tylr: frank

u thought that was a crab

ieroween: ornge

21tylr: ah yes the defining trait of crab

urieality: where tf is ur house gerard

mikeyfway: OUR HOUSE

BECAUSE WE ARE SIBLINGS AND LIVE TOGETHER

urieality: ok thanks

mikey where do u live

mikeyfway: uh

frank where do i live

ieroween: why r u asking mefor ur adress

mikeyfway: because u keep coming in the window to see gerard u obvi know where we are

ieroween: its muscle memory bro

down the road 3 blocks then turn right

mikeyfway: ok where do u live so brecom can follow directons

ieroween: fuc

ray where do i live

ray help

rayofsunshine: no

geewhizz1: frank lives 

4th or 15th nothr street

yea that sounds right

urieality: 4th is my house so no

nayrinreverse: 15th is ronnies house so :/

o wait north st ignore me

blowjobarmstrong: i awant breadsticks

gerard do u have bredslicks

geewhizz1: no:(

urieality: im lost as fuuuck help me

ieroween: what if we all dith sleepover to find where breadbin is

urieality: b

breadbin

mikeyfway: ok but its like 8pm were gonna get stabbed

williambuckett: finally

saportapsortsbra: darling no

oh fuck i have pshychology work due this week

murder and shit

ieroween: are you committing a murder?

i can help

cannibalism if u need it

saportasportsbra: coinidence u say that the murderer drinks his victims blood

starrystump: glad pete and u both write vampire fanfiction

urieality: HELP

IN SOME SHADY ALLEY

rrossisdead: WHERE TF DID U GO BREN

urieality: IDK BUT THEREA RE WEIRD PEOPLE AND ITS SCARY KINDA

BILLIE WHERE AM I

blowjobarmstrong: just bc i do the weeds does not know ik the weed place in toem sorry

weekend: ryan u good with gerard?

nayrinreverse: yea?

weekend: ok

ryro u hate me ik but hold on

geewhizz1: ???

they doing gay sex???

why does dallon immediately know where brendo is???

dallon does week?

d?

ieroween: mikey and pete are missing?

urieality: haha lol so funny sotry

im kinda like

i had a drink bc im tired as shit

lmoa i think someone here drugged me

blowjobarmstrong: DONT JUST TAKE RANDOM DRINKS??????

WHAT THE FUCK BRENDON????

urieality: lmao its fine billie theres some people helping me around

21jsh: BREDON UR BEING KIDNAPPED

DO SOMETHING??????

ieroween: OK LEAING HOUSE RN WERE GOING TO FIND HIM

urieality: nah its chill these peeps are cool 

they gave me comfy spot to lay down kinda tight but yea

woah its dark

movement

geewhizz1: kick the door of the car rn

like vital rn do it

highlighterknighter: OK WHY R 3 MEMBERS OF SQUAD MISSING???? AND ONE LITERALY BEING MKIDNALPPPED

starrystump: how the fuck did today turn into this????

urieality: kinda hot in here sweaty

kinda tired too lol

rayofsunshine: where tf are there shady alleys here wher ethe fuck????

somewhere off north st

4th?

ieroween: yeah but he could have gone anywhere from there

rrossisdead: dallon just ran us here while holding me bridal stile that cant of been fast and it was not fun at all for me not at all

no

nayrinreverse: 1 ok sure

2 help guide us

rrossisdead: no bc i can see u guys

geewhizz1: o shit i see u

were coming

is there still a car there?

rrossisdead: uh i cant see one

OH FUCK

THATS MY SISTERS CAR

weekend: WELL THEN GUESS WERE RUNNING AFTER WILLOW ROSS TODAY BC BRENDONS IN THAT CAR

ieroween: THIS IS A TURN OF EVETNS

blowjobarmstrong: it just stopped???

shes running fuck

rrossisdead: it doesnt fuckin matter if she runs we just need to get brendon

ill grab him dallon you help if you have to i guess

weekend: gtot it

highlighterknighter: GUESS GOING SHOPPING WAS ABAD IDEA

___ added parawilliams

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ieroween: ughhhh why do we have math firsttt

urieality: its boring af like what are we gonna use fuckin algebra in real life

rrossisdead: ok 1. you literally were kidnapped two days ago
2. WHY DID SOMEONE RANDOM SHOW UP IN THE CHAT 2 DAYS AGO AFTER BRENDON WAS KIDNAPPED

parawilliams: jeez finally u guys notice me
ive been waiting 4everrrrrrr

urieality: omg hayley hiiii fren

parawilliams: hey bren :D
o yeah thank my epic hacking skills 4 saving brend the other day lol
dam computer cars

highlighterknighter: OH UR THE PRETTY ONE WHO I SAT NEXT TO ON TH EBUS
HEY I KNOW U
WANNA START A CULT WITH ME

parawilliams: hell yea
whos being worshipped

highlighterknighter: BILLIE

parawilliams: lmao this is what he gest for not letting me crash at his place last month

williambuckett: does anyone in this chat know how to send a single sentence without a typo or religious or sexual or swear

starrystump: “without a sexual”

blowjobarmstrong: omfg you cant crash at my place u know toomuh abt me anyway

highlighterknighter: YEAH RIGHT

blowjobarmstrong: also rules of the cult are give me things

21jsh: are lighters accepted

blowjobarmstrong: extra accepted

geewhizz1: extra accepted, the true lgbt ally

parawilliams: why is the chat name william is a vamp with numbers
gabriel saporta?

saportasportsbra: yeeeees
what is it not cool enough

williambuckett: its fake news

rrossisdead: AM I THE ONLY ONE STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE WHOLE KIDNAPPING

urieality: hush ryan

nayrinreverse: i didnt say anything
o wait other ryan
sorry

ieroween: stop sending stuff like that or i will scream

21tylr: is today a school day?

ieroween: yes

urieality: yes?????

weekend: rokewood yes

21tylr: oh

urieality: why??

21tylr: just wanted to check

starrystump: and theyre offline again jfc

geewhizz1: kinda worried abt them theyve been talking a lot less recently

21jsh: stop pushing it guys theyre fine.

urieality: ok??

rrossisdead: brednon are you still drugged

blowjobarmstrong: well he willingly took weed today

rrossisdead: i swear tg

parawilliams: i like you gusy im gonna keep you around

urieality: thanks??

mikeyfway: it is acceptable to not send a message with a ? brendon

highlighterknighter: THANK YOU HAYLEY

starrystump: we are in class

parawilliams: maybe you are

weekend: hayley where are you and why are you not in theatre class

parawilliams: places far beyond your comprehension

nayrinreverse: the girls bathroom

weekend: ryan you have been in the girls bathroombefore you are trans

blowjobarmstrong: anyone have the urge to punch ronnie radke

nayrinreverse: billie no
he’s doing nothing at the moment

blowjobarmstrong: right
but its a preventative measure
plus i have my own beef
and i dont like him

xhurleyx: can i take his money?

blowjobarmstrong: yes
but some goes to ryan

starrystump: billie i love you as much as everyone else does

blowjobarmstrong: thanks

starrystump: but dont use my other friends as hitmen please? justa suggestion

blowjobarmstrong: dont worry i will do the murder

nayrinreverse: maybe lets not murder ronnie?

geewhizz1: well hes gonna die some day

highlighterknighter: SHOUTOUT TO MY FRIND LOOKING AT THIS WITH ME WHO JUST SAID “WE’RE ALL GONAN DIE”
IM ADDING HIM
highlighterknighter added danisnotamazing

danisnotamazing: awsten pls i literally said no
how do i ileave
why dont the bittons work
my fucking funngsrers

highlighterknighter: WELCOME TO HELL DANNY BOY

21jsh: ay dan

danisnotamazing: free me
i knew i woud end up in hell but not yet

geewhizz1: aye me too but brendon made hell

urieality: no i dint i just rule it?

geewhizz1: no you don't

ieroween: thatd be me
king of hell

parawilliams: isnt hell meant to know stuff and learn from mistakes?

rrossisdead: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sick burn lee

starrystump: ryan ur a part of that
hayley you are too

saportasportsbra: friendly fire

weekend: if its ryan its not friendly

21jsh: yo could some1 cover for me not being in next class? science? i gotta drive and check smthn

ieroween: ya good with me
can u bring me soda?

21jsh: i’ll see what taco bell has im goin thru there

ieroween: rad

urieality: ok but is it concerning anyone else tyler hasnt replied despite bringng up tacobell? they do it constantly

rrossisdead: brendon ur just high

urieality: no seriously is it not weird to anyone else at al?????

williambuckett: they could just be sleeping? or being a good student?

blowjobarmstrong: not the second option, theyre not in physics

williambuckett: a little more concerning
anyone have like a blog or something for them?
i will admit im a bit more worried now

rrossisdead: you guys are just paranoid theyreprobs just sleeping in

starrystump: josh said theyre ok so

geewhizz1: do u rlly belive that wight th fullstop?

highlighterknighter: WELL JOSH IS PROB CHECKING ON HTEM BUT WE COULD TAG ALONG?

nayrinreverse: but do anyone know their address?

parawilliams: i can check my notes it has like everyone i knows place

starrystump: not creepy at all

parawilliams: its not creepy if you have friends who might off themselves
any more accusatory questions or are we ready to check on them?

rrossisdead: brendond high i need to look over him, so we cant man

urieality: im only slightly high not paralysed were going to check on them

mikeyfway: i’ll stick here so you guys look lees sus
tell em i hop their ok and we’re here for them

parawilliams: alright im outside of murphy like the back, i got tyjos place up on my phone
lets get going before someone notices us

danisnotamazing: why did i get dragged into a special ops mission today?