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- He saw one Disney movie growing up and it was Mulan
- It wasn’t by choice either
- His foster parents made him watch it with his foster sibling
- Even though the songs were annoying at times, it encouraged him to keep fighting for the throne, so it was a “w” in his book
- Anything else slipped his radar
- Former flings tried to get him to watch them but he wouldn’t have it
- “Y’all got me watching this wack-ass white cartoons?” *sucks teeth* “Ain’t a goddamn nigga in sight”
- The first time he met you, he knew you were obsessed from the Disney-themed tattoos wrapped around your arms
- And also the Disney decals decorating your car by the droves
- He tolerated the movies because he liked you but you could tell he never really got into them
- You finally got him to binge them on a rainy day after promising a big home-cooked breakfast in exchange
- There were too many for one sitting, so you stuck to the main ones and a few of your faves
- He was a HUGE critic
- it was fucking hilarious but you tried not to encourage him
- “Why ain’t she just off the daughter in the first place? Why make Snow White a servant?” *tuts* “Dragging this shit out for no reason”
- “Woulda merced her myself instead of sending out a weakass huntsman”
- “That was some petty shit Maleficent did… I approve” *you smack him*
- “Again, what’s with these stepmoms making them servants! Just kill her !” *hits him again* “You got one mo’ time to hit me”
- He liked Jungle Book surprisingly
- “Shere Khan a real nigga” *flashes his golds in a smirk* “Knew his strengths and ran the forests with fear”
- “Coulda made a whole meal outta Mowgli’s fakeass, leaving his friends for a girl”
- Oliver and Company had mixed reviews
- “Dodger ain’t take no shit from those damn Dobermans, he’s a real one” *frowns* “You can keep that fake-ass cat tho, turning his back on family! Tuh !”
- Hated Little Mermaid entirely
- “BITCH YOU CAN WRITE!” *clapping hands between words* “DA FUCK? YOU ILLITERATE TOO NOW?”
- “Triton shoulda let her dumbass just be a fish, she ain’t learn a goddamn thing” *shakes head irritatedly*
- Indifferent to most of the Disney Renaissance period
- He was mad as hell about Princess and the Frog
- “Y’ALL HAVE ONE BLACK PRINCESS!! HOW DA FUCK SHE A FROG FOR ALL THE DAMN MOVIE!?”
- Dr. Facilier was his favorite character
- Ray was a close second, so he’s a bit hurt at the end
- Lilo and Stitch had him in his feels but will deny it to his watery grave
- “My nigga just wanted a family, that’s all”
- You stopped there because he cried a little
- He tried to hide it, but the eye rub gave him away
- *speaks softly to you* “I’m trying to get better, ma.” *wipes eyes harshly* “You know you my ohana, right?”
- Your heart broke a little
- You went to bed that night cuddling hella hard
- The next day, you caught him humming “I’ll Make a Man out of You” during breakfast
- You knew you had him hooked