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1.) Pay him a compliment. Even when he looks like shit.
2.) Never comment on his hair, or lack of. Seriously, just don’t do it.
3.) He says weird things sometimes. Ignore them.
4.) Alcohol. Always. But don’t sit too close to him when he’s drunk, or suffer his octopus wrath.
5.) Actually. Just don’t sit next to him.
6.) (But remember, sometimes a hug goes a long way.)
7.) Apologize, even if you’re not sure why, even if it’s not your fault.
8.) The key to maintaining your Jaejoong is learning how to SURVIVE your Jaejoong.
9.) Good luck.