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1.) He’s quiet but get him talking about golf, and he won’t shut up.
2.) He thinks he knows how to speak English. Just nod your head politely and look impressed.
3.) Sometimes he pulls disappearing acts. This is normal; he will show up again eventually.
4.) He is allergic to everything. He is afraid of everything. He has asthma. PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.
5.) He is an actual cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure.
6.) He may technically belong to the Republic of Korea--for now--but he is MINE and I WILL find you.