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"fuck, dude." stan cursed, burying his head in his face. he sat on the edge of kyle's bed while the said boy layed down in the middle.
"what?" he asked, barely looking up from the game on his phone.
"that-that stuff that butters was saying earlier!" stan flopped on his back onto the bed, his head now resting on kyle's back. "the bi-curious stuff! i looked it up and- and-"
"dude, chill out. you don't need to worry about it so much. it's not urgent or anything."
"i know, i know! but.." stan glanced over the kyle and his game.
"what??" kyle groaned, turning his phone off and putting his head down. "c'mon stan, it's not that important."
"i know! but.. i was just wondering," stan looked away as he sat up.
"look at me when you talk, dude." the redhead turned the other's face to his, a small distance between them. stan couldn't look into his eyes.
"you know how when a guy and a girl like- kiss- and then they know? what if we- like-," he buried his head in his face, his brown skin now turning a dark red.
"what???" kyle basically screamed, sitting up.
"okay, okay, wait! not like that!" he looked at kyle again. "i-i know people only do that when they love eachother but- like- what if we just tried, you know??"
kyle stared, mouth still agape. he cleared his throat, turning away. "dude, i dunno. isn't that gay? i don't want my first kiss to be gay!"
"not if we don't make it! this won't even count as a real kiss if we don't make it, too!"
the redhead sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose- something stan would do a lot. "fine. you just better go and brush your teeth right now."
stan basically ran to his bathroom, leaving kyle to stare at his wall for the time being. "what the hell." he thought outloud, still shocked by the sudden offer.
he heard the sink water turn off, watching as stan sat in front of him. "i don't even know how to do this." stan stated.
"it can't be that hard, right? just putting lips together??" kyle scooted forward, almost sitting on stans lap, and put his hands on stan's shoulders. "one.. kiss. just one." he blushed.
the two stared at each other for a second, hesitant, until stan leaned in closer to give a quick peck. they both turned away, the redhead spitting everywhere.
"shit, dude! that was gay! that was gay as fuck!" kyle screamed, burying his head into the nearest pillow.
"no it wasn't! that wasn't even long enough to be gay!"
"so what?? it has a time limit??" the redhead flailed his hands around, looking back at stan again.
"let's just try again! that was too quick!" he insisted, grabbing kyle's shoulders.
"shit! this is so fucking gay! i'm gonna turn gay cause of you!" he wiggled, laughing a bit. "okay, okay. one more. this one isn't our first kiss, either!"
stan smiled softly, closing his eyes after kyle and leaning in.
the redheads lips were soft, comforting stan to sit on his lap. he felt kyle grin a bit, and pulled away. "dude, that was so gay."
"who cares?" stan smiled. "get back over here."
kyle leaned in first, wrapping his arms around stan's waist. their lips softly smacked over and over with every kiss until they had to gasp for air. they sat there catching their breath, eyes still closed.
"what the hell," kyle breathed, face flushed beyond belief. "dude, i think i'm gay."
stan nodded, and hugged him close.
kyle's door creaked.
"what. the. fuck." kenny spat.