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  1. if the ocean was whiskey by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    29 Jan 2022

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    If you are reading this, then you must have the unfortunate privilege of encountering my brothers while they are under the influence of alcoholic beverages. First, I begrudgingly apologize on their behalf.

    Second, I have rigged this message to be automatically delivered to the comms of those in their vicinity whenever their blood-alcohol levels rise above a level to indicate they are beyond the capacity of rational thought. I hope this guide may offer some helpful tips in the event that they start to escalate any situations, as they are known to do.

    Good luck, and I hope to not hear from you tonight.
    -Tech

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