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1. This Ain't Some Speed Racer Shit by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Apr 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dirk Strider/Jake English
   • Implied Roxy Lalonde/Jane Crocker/Calliope
   • Dirk Strider
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Jane Crocker
   • Jake English
   • Caliborn
   • Alpha Bro
   • Some Alpha Trolls
   • some random characters
   • Lord English
   • Calliope
   • Racing
   • Swearing
   • Car Accidents
   • Sex in a Car
   • soon to come
   • terrible and lazy editing
   • Fist Fights
   • so minor blood??

   Summary

   Dirk Strider is one of the faster drag racers in L.A. Fast enough apparently that he catches the eye of a sponsor in one of the biggest illegal drag race competition in the world.
   It's already hard enough with the intimidating racers surrounding him but it's even harder when your biggest rival is hot as hell.

   Based off an AU DerseDreambot had spoken to me about.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,374

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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