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    The renowned, awe-inspiring, and DYS-bestselling infernal self-help guide, now available in a convenient digital format!

    “Truly a masterpiece. All other writers may as well commit suicide after this utter triumph of the written word. Or make a crossroads deal to attempt to capture an ounce or two of the greatness contained within. Actually, yes, just do that. Details in the author’s bio” - Mergus C. FacLeod, literary critic with excellent taste
     
    “This book taught me what it really means to be infernal! My afterlife will never be the same. I weep thinking of all the time I wasted not reading this” - Lickspittle Demon Lackey #8, absolutely not threatened into providing quote

    “After reading this, I finally realize that my son is utterly perfect and amazing and will get everything he wants and I am a bitter old hag who will die deservedly alone and unloved” - Rowena MacLeod, two-bit witch

    “What the fuck is this” - Dean “Squirrel” Winchester, former demon/local incest enthusiast

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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