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Jaune was never what you would call a morning person. Even in Beacon he did not like getting up before Glynda was about to break down their door. Which was more often than not when Nora Valkyrie was your teammate and girlfriend. Not that he was upset about that but you could only take so many scoldings from Glynda before you realized that she was not using that riding crop for discipline.
And all those rumors of her side job in Vale's nightclubs might not be rumors at all. So it was with a bit of reluctance that Jaune opened his eyes as Nora's voice called out to him!
"Jauney! Wake up! Rise and shine!" Nora's cheery voice shouted as Jaune sighed.
"Nora. No. It's not even time to get up." Jaune groaned turning over in his bed as he hoped Nora would take the hint and let him rest or better come snuggle with him in bed. Nora's snuggles always made u for Nora's struggles. Or that is what he said to himself when Glynda was explaining that pancake batter went inside pancakes and not inside other students' boots. A lesson Nora never seemed to fully get.
"Come on! If you get up there will be something special for you!" She hummed as Jaune groaned. She sounded like she was far away, maybe down a well. Maybe she dug one in the room and fell down and was now stuck waiting for him to heroically save her! No that was inane even for Nora. She would have climbed out by now.
"Nora there is nothing that can get me out of this bed this early ok?"
"I'm standing but naked in the bathroom, and I'm touching my ankles!"
Jaune was up in a second, his tiredness completely forgotten as he made a brief check on Pyrrha and Ren. Both knocked out heavy anti-Nora earmuffs on their heads as he charged to the bathroom where a sight that did not make sense awaited him.
On the one hand, Nora was naked in front of him. She was very naked. And bent over. Showing off every inch of her body as his eyes instantly glued to him as another part of his body began to stand to attention. As much as he would have loved to stand there and stare at her for as long as he could he just had to ask the burning question in his mind.
"Nora... what are the strings for?" Jaune asked as he looked at the strange strings that had been tied up to Nora's thick thighs. It looked like she had built a weapon around her thighs? It was like Jaune was looking like the bottom half of a hand-made ballista a massive metal pipe in the middle of it and it was aimed right at him!
Nora's legs spread open allowed it to have the perfect base to stretch and she held onto a pulley that seemed to be keeping the projectile in check so it did not just go blasting past her!
"Oh! They keep the tension so I can use my legs as a fulcrum for the ballista!"
"I see. Of course. That makes perfect sense. Now, why is there a ballista in the middle of the bathroom?" Jaune asked the burning question staring at his lovers head that was below her thighs, as some part of him made the passing connection that this was one of the few times he saw both of her lips in such a position with the lower pair above the upper as-
"Well, it's Friday. Duh. If the ballista is not in here on Friday then what's the point?" She asked like Jaune was the one who did not know what he was talking about. It was perfect logic. It was flawless logic. It was Nora's logic. So it made not a bit of fucking sense but Jaune took it in stride.
"Ok. Ok. That's my fault. Medieval siege weapons have to be in the bathroom on Friday."
"Well duh! What are we barbarians?"
"No. No, we are not. Now the next question. What do you plan to do with that ballista?"
"I'm going to shoot Yang with it through the wall."
"Ah. Of course. But why?" Jaune asked now sure that this day was not going to be an easy one as Nora smirked.
"Simple! She got me with the silly spray the other day and I have to get her back! But Glynda said that if I broke down another door I would be banned from pancakes for a week! So! Instead of surprising her through the door, I am going to break down the wall instead!"
"Because Glynda won't punish you for breaking down the wall?"
"Duh. Of course, she will. But she said to not break down the door , not the wall! So move aside lover boy! I demand vengeance!" Nora shouted as Jaune sighed stepping to the side before closing his eyes before he heard something snap!
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" She shouted unaware of the innuendo or maybe perfectly aware of it as the weapon shot forward like a dart! The weapon crashed into the wall making a startled scream come from the other side of the wall as Jaune heard Yang fall and then a loud snap!
Filled the air. A second snap filled the air before more screams along with another long snap filled the air as more screams filled the room. Followed by the crashing of wood and the shouts of furious hormone-ridden girls filled the air as Jaune winced.
"Why is their whole team screaming?"
"Because I knew just where to shoot knocking down all of their bunk beds and sending them tumbling to the floor!" Nora said as Jaune paused as a furious voice shouted NORA! On the other side.
"TAKE THAT YANG! JAUNE HAS MY BACK!"
"And you say this because?" Jaune asked waving his hand in a come hither mother as Nora smirked.
"Because you love me."
"Huh. That's true. Now my last question. Why did you do all of this naked not that I am complaining but I just have to know how that helped in anything." Jaune said as Nora straightened herself up before twisting on a dime. Showing off her famed front bumpers as she liked to call them as she smirked.
"Because you can't stay mad at me after I show you the goods. This way no matter what happens you be a mister sour puss for the rest of the day." She said leaning in to kiss his cheek as he nodded sagely at her reasoning.
"Good point."
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"So what do either of you have to say for yourselves?" Glynda asked a stern look on her face as Jaune and Nora sat before her. She had to break up the team fight that had occurred after Nora's in everyone's mind but her unprovoked act of aggression against their sister team.
Nora had tried to explain how she had a perfectly reasonable casus belli but Glynda did not listen to her. And now? Now they were before the very irritated dean that did not want to be up at this hour of the morning.
"I think that the real question is what do you have to say for yourself?" Nora shot back as Jaune let out a long groan.
"Nora. Please. Not now."
"What do you mean what do I have to say for myself, miss Valkyrie? What do you mean by that? And I suggest that you watch your tone as I am not in the mood to be trifled with!" She hissed as Nora hummed tapping her fingers on Glynda's mahogany desk as Jaune tapped her shoulder.
"Nora whatever you are thinking about doing don't do it."
"Oh please do whatever asinine thing you are considering miss Valkyrie. I have not had an excuse to toss a student out of a window since miss Branwen so by all means try me." Glynda warned her emerald eyes promising pain as Nora hummed once as Jaune begged her with his eyes to not do it. A plea that went unheard as she turned to Glynda and pointed an accusatory finger towards her.
"I think that the question is why you the respected dean of Beacon is galavanting around all of Vale in the middle of the night, letting middle-aged men who can't get an erection suck on your breasts as they call you mommy!"
"I knew it!" A voice shouted from the back of the room, all three eyes shot to it as a pair of grey eyes went wide as saucers.
"I mean... carry on Glynda. Yes, yes good work as usual."
"OZPIN! GET OUT!" Glynda howled her face beet red as she slammed her office door with her semblance creating an unhealthy smack! Of flesh on wood as Jaune groaned.
"Did you have to say that?"
"Yes. Yes, I did Jaune. The truth shall set you free!"
"THAT IS NOT THE TRUTH! Why do people keep saying that I do that?! Do I look like some kind of dominatrix to you!?" She shouted as Jaune froze his eyes went from her legs to her riding crop. To her high heels, to her stern demeanor as-
"If you speak what is on your mind Arc. I will make what mister Winchester does to you in the arena seem like a massage."
"That is abuse!" Nora shouted coming to her lover's defense as Jaune pulled her back.
"Nora, please! She is going to kill us!"
"Oh I don't want to kill you, I want to wash your mouths out with soap! You idiotic imbeciles! What is wrong with you!? Detention! All of you! For a month! In separate rooms!"
"What!? How can I make out with Jauney if we are not in the same room!?"
"You will do no such thing! That is the point!"
"But that's not nice!"
"It is a punishment it is not supposed to be nice!"
"Is this why you offer your mommy services to the town? You work the stick out of your ass and then use your tits to"
Whatever Nora was going to say was not known as at that exact moment Glynda snapped. Her desk flashed purple before the desk was flung at the both of them at mach speed as Jaune wished for a moment that Nora was not so much... Nora when they faced the barrel of the cane that was Glynda.
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"So what did we learn?" Ren asked as he looked down at the two before him.
"Nora is a force of nature and I should be ready for her to act like one at all times," Jaune said his body resting on a hospital bed, his right arm in a sling as-
"She is dead!" Glynda hissed a neck brace keeping her head up straight. She had fallen victim to her own weapon. As Nora had used her hammer to deflect the desk sending shards reflecting right back at her! Which lead to the unfortunate instance of her neck being struck by the remains of her own desk. And now they both lay in the beds and Nora was roaming free as safe and healthy as a lark as Glynda seethed.
"Arc. I am going to make the both of you suffer, I hope you know that."
"Oh, I do."
"I can not believe that she thinks I am so kind of a sex worker! What about me is that strange!?"
"Besides the boots, riding crop, and dominatrix vibes?" Ren asked as Glynda looked gobsmacked. Staring at him for several long moments before she paused and hummed.
"If mister Ren says it maybe I should re look my wardrobe."
"Does that mean we are not getting punished?"
"Oh no. I am canceling all pancake orders for the remainder of the semester and replacing them with waffles."
"You... that is just mean."
"Hell hath no fruy Jaune. Remeber that." Glynda said leaning back into her hospital cot, using her powers to pull a sippy cup with OJ to her mouth and sucking intently on it.
"I will ma'am trust me I will."
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Jaune was used to not asking questions with Nora. After he had gotten out of the hospital he had hoped his GF would be in a much more subdued mood after her incident with Glynda.
That was not the case as Jaune walked into the room as he saw Nora humming in the corner, the sounds of some kind of titanic battle came from the bathroom as he paused and narrowed his eyes.
"Nora."
"Yes, love of my life who would never get mad at me and knows that I give like the best blowjobs and would never be mad at me for doing a service to the school to get extra credit," Nora said a bit too specifically for Jaune to fall for it.
"Nora. Why does the room look like a twister hit? And why are there roars coming from behind you?" Jaune asked as Nora hummed and shook her head.
"Roars? What roars? I don't hear any roars." Nora said as a mighty roar filled the room shaking the very door that she stood before as Jaune hummed before her.
"So you wanna talk about that?"
"Talk about what?" Nora said her eyes looking anywhere but his as he groaned.
"Nora what is in the bathroom."
"Nothing much," Nora said as the door behind her exploded, part of the doorframe just burst out like it had a mind of its own and rocketed across the room! It sailed right towards Jaune and impaled itself right next to his head.
Jaune's eyes turned to the improvised weapon and paused. He looked at Nora at rose a single eyebrow as a long pair of talons shot out of the hole as something big, black and red roared on the insides of it.
"So... you still gonna say nothing much?"
"Well, it's not much! Not really. There is just the usual, the floor, the shower. What's left of it... some soap, an Ursa butt hat is not important to anything and-"
"What did you just say!? Did you just tell me that there is an Ursa like a Grimm in our bathroom!?" Jaune nearly shrieked as the massive deafening roar echoed once more as Nora winced.
"See! This is why I made you promise to not get mad at me for this!"
"I never promised that!"
"But what if we say you did and then go from there?" Nora asked as another bit of the door exploded out as a massive black and furry paw shot out and began to swipe at her face! The paw was far larger than Nora's head and she dodged its strikes as she hummed loudly.
"We are not going to do that! Nora, please move so that we can kill this thing and try to fix the room before Pyr and Ren come back-"
"No! You can't do that! You promised me that I could have one!" Nora shouted as Jaune felt his blood pressure rise.
"Nora I never promised that! Why would I ever promise you that we could keep a Grimm inside!?"
"You told me, no you promised me that we could get a pet! And this is the pet I choose!"
"When did I say that-" Jaune felt his brain kick into overdrive as he began to think about the many words that he had promised to Nora over their time dating. He distinctly remembered thighs, her thighs, her thighs, and his dick, rubbing, lots of rubbing, and a night of very good sleep.
"Why do I remember your thighs when I think of this?" Jaune asked as the beast howled again this time throwing its weight against the door as Nora grinned in victory.
"Aha! You doremmeber!"
"I remember your thighs! Nothing more woman!"
"You wanted to do the upside down tango and I was having stomach cramps that night so I said no! But you looked like such a kicked puppy I said that if you promised Arc promised me that we could get a pet I would let you get a thigh job from me until you knocked out! Remember?" Nora asked as Jaune froze his mouth agape as it all came flooding back to him!
He remembered it all! He remembered the camping trip, Nora had those short shorts she wore that just glued to her hips. Hiding nothing from the world and he had been raring to go when they got to their shared tent. He had tried to put the moves but she was having problems with her stomach, it was that time of the month and she was not feeling well.
Jaune remembered hsi pleading look before she made him promise that they could get a pet if he used her thighs and-
"Nora. I said we could get a pet , not a damn Ursa!"
"You said a pet! You never specified just what kind of pet we could get!"
"Nora that is a Grimm! That is a creature of darkness that we came here to learn how to kill! That is literally doing the opposite of it! We do not take Grimm as pets we kill them!"
"That is a very backward way of thinking Jaune. I thought you of all people would be more progressive about this. Your mother would be ashamed!"
"You! I! I don't know what to say. I just don't know what to say." Jaune said as he put his hands on his head as he knew that Nora might have stopped that one step out of bounds.
"But if you... you said that this was sanctioned by the school? How the hell did that happen!?"
"Oh. Professor Port said if I stored it for a week we could all get an A on his courses without having to study!"
"We already have straight A's in his class, Nora!"
"But do we have a Grimm Jaune?! Do we?!" Nora shouted indignantly as Jaune wanted to pull out every bit of his hair.
"Do we need a Grimm Nora!? Do we really need a living breathing murder machine that wants to eat us at all hours of the day and night in our room!?"
"His name is Sir Fluffles! And you will address him as such!" Nora shouted back as the Grimm or Sir Fluffles shouted in fury!
"Why do you name it!?"
"Because every good pet needs a name! Don't you know that!?"
"This thing is not a pet! And why did Port give you this offer-" Jaune took a moment wondering just why Nora was picked before he sighed.
"He picked you because there was no way anyone else would do this. Right?"
"He knew I was the only one that could give this lovable beast a home! And yes he also paid me a few hundred lien for this to not tell Glynda."
"I'm telling Glynda," Jaune said turning on his heel as Nora gasped.
"You would do no such thing!"
"Yeah. No. I'm getting Glynda to a wheelchair and making her kill it."
"Could I convince you to not do that with my thighs?" Nora asked raising her eyebrow as Jaune sighed and shook his head.
"No. No, you could not."
"How come!? You always fall to them before!"
"That is when you are within hand reach of me. So I'll be keeping my distance."
"Oh, Jauney don't you know that I like it when you play hard to get? How about you come over here and-" Nora paused as she turned her back to Jaune. Pushing her hands to the door and sticking out her ass to try to distract Jaune before the door opened and-
"Jaune do you know why Port is being so happy with us?" Pyrrha said walking inside just as the Grimm broke down the top of the door, its head shooting out and roaring at the top of its lungs as Pyrrha let out a squeak!
"Oh my god! GRIMM!" She shouted before effortlessly taking out her weapon and hurling her spear right at the monster's face! Her weapon hit its face and ripped its head clean off its shoulders allowing the beast to fall down with a heavy thud onto the floor!
"Nora!? Are you ok?!" Pyrrha gasped as-
"NO! GOD DAMMIT ALL! YOU KILLED HIM! You monster! YOU KILLED AN INNOCENT CREATURE!""Mindless murder machine."
"Don't you get involved, future hubby! You know what you have done!"
"I did nothing but walk inside and tell you this is not a good idea."
"He was so young! He had a gentle soul." Nora whimpered as a few bits of Grimm dust drifted through the hole in the wall as Pyrrha blinked owlishly.
"Did... did I do something wrong?"
"No. No, you did not Pyr."
"You monster! You will be held accountable to the fullest power of the law!"
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Jaune was used to going to the police station in Vale. Usually, it was to bale one of team RWBY out of trouble when Ozpin did not feel like doing it himself. As he walked into the station this time however it was not because someone had broken the law but because the police wanted his help to get rid of a rather persistent citizen that was making their lives unnecessarily hard.
"Hell, I'm Jaune Arc? Is she still here?" Jaune asked as the irritated-looking human woman behind the reinforced glass nodded.
"She is."
"I am so, so sorry about this. I know she means well but-"
"She wanted us to press charges for the murder of a Grimm . And when we told her that you can not murder a non-human or faunus creature she acted like we were some kind of tyrannical despots! What do you see in her?" The woman asked as Jaune sighed.
"Sometimes you have to find the beauty in the eye of the storm."
"The sex is pretty damn good isn't it?"
"Better than breathing."
"AH. I see. Fair enough. She's in a cell in the back."
"How did you find one that could take her?" Jaune asked as the woman flashed him a wicked grin.
"We have our ways."
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"JAUNEY! I am being tortured! Let me go!" Nora shouted as Jaune looked at her with pure confusion. She was in a cell without the cell being locked. She was looking at twin officers at each side of her as one held a sloth? The other a stack of pancakes.
"You can either adopt the sloth."
"Or you can get free pancakes for two months." The officers said as Nora let out a pained cry.
"NO! You monsters! How can you make me choose between these!? Jaune! They are being cruel and unusual to me! Smite them, my dear knight! Your queen commands you!"
"Nora. We are going home."
"But! The sloth! The pancakes!"
"Nora. Do you even know what a sloth eats?"
"Pancakes. Of course."
"That... no... Nora, they do not eat pancakes."
"Hah! Shows what you know! Nothing! I am the queen of the sloths and they will bow to me! Isn't that right Sir Ronald!" She shouted at the slot in the officer's hands that had a strange vacant expression in its face as it slowly very slowly raised its head at Nora. Before lowering it and looking at something far more interesting on the floor.
"See! It bows to the queen!"
"Nora if we leave now I'll give you that dust massage you like-"
Jaune yelped as Nora flew out of the cell and jumped into his arms, forcing herself into a princess carry as she snuggled into her lover's chest.
"Have I ever told you that I love you? Because I really, really love you."
"And I love you, Nora. Now, please. Let's just go back home."
"Onward noble steed!" Nora yelled as she allowed Jaune to gracefully carry her back to the JNPR dorm. Much to the relief of the police who just wanted to be able to get back to their jobs and not have to deal with Nora's antics and attempts to grant a legal case on a Grimm of all things.
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Despite Nora being well Nora there was many an advantage of having Nora in your life. Mainly when she did not feel the need to destroy the world around her and reshape it to her own image she was quite the cuddly lover even when they still had their clothes on.
"You know that we should be doing Glynda's work right? She is going to kill us both if we are not able to turn it in on time." Jaune said as Nora kissed his cheek.
"You keep saying that and I'll keep kissing you ok? We all stick to what we do best ok? You make the plans I do the kissing. That ok?" Nora asked as she continued to peck his cheeks making him blush as she continued to launch her attack of pure adorable passion onto his cheeks.
She was currently curled up in his lap like some kind of oversized land mammal, Jaune's mind drifted to the S word but he did not want to say it. If he compared Nora to her favorite animal like that she just might lose her current tranquility that she had and launch into another one of Nora's many escapades. For now, she was content to rub his shoulders with both of her shockingly soft hands. How she kept her hands so soft despite swinging her hammer so much and with such force Jaune did not know. He also did not care. He was loving spending time in peace and quiet with Nora as she purred into his neck.
"So are we going to do the upside-down, tango with or without the maple syrup this time?" Nora asked a devious look on her face as Jaune sighed.
"Nora the last time we used syrup we had ants in the room for half a month. I never thought Pyrrha could sound angry until the ants got into her shampoo." Jaune said suppressing an involuntary shudder that shot through him as Nora smirked.
"Hey, that was a cute sound she made!"
"It was so loud that we had our door kicked down by Yang ass he thought we had been attacked by the White Fang and needed help."
"Hey! That door should be better by now, with all the times we have knocked it down there is no excuse for the fact that it is not standing up to the tests we give it!"
"Nora. For one that kind of logic only works on people and animals. Two. Even if a door worked like that the door itself would need to really survive the initial impact and not be totally destroyed for it to get better. You can't get stronger if you have been smashed into a thousand pieces now can you?"
"Not with that attitude you can't!"
"You... you are cute," Jaune said as he leaned down to kiss her on her nose. Nora let out a small giggle as she allowed it before going back ot nibbling on his neck. Cuddling up more and more into her fearless leader's body as she kept him focused on anything but his scroll.
When Nora wanted attention she got attention, and when Nora got attention Jaune lost the ability to concentrate on anything but the soft, squirming girl on his lap. That was practically begging him to rip off their clothes so they could try to break a bed again. But Jaune held off. He did have work to do and if he wanted the most alone time with his lover he would have to make sure to do it and-
"You know play comes after work right? If you want to have some fun how about you help me finish and then we can do something with syrup that will get us on Glynda's black list even more than we are now?"
"You say that but I have a counter offer."
"And that is?"
"I am not wearing underwear right now."
"Ah. I see. You would not be testing me now would you?" He asked moving a hand down to her skirt and gripping one of her back bumpers and he felt absolutely nothing blocking her bubbly but from his hand as he paused.
"Hah. Well, would you look at that? Point made and taken. I concede take off your clothes." Jaune said as Nora grinned in triumph.
"Aha! I knew that I was irresistible! You can not keep a good Valkyrie from going down on her boyfriend I say!"
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Getting beat up sucked. And for Blake, it felt even worse when she felt her aura flash and shatter as she hit the wall so hard the air was knocked out of her lungs as she gasped in pain!
"Match over! Winner Valkyrie!" Glynda shouted as Nora hummed she had always been a bit active when she got laid. Everyone knew it when it happened. She used the post-coitus of her and Jaune to fuel her knee-breaking agenda of herself. She smiled as she tossed the faunus around like a ragdoll. Her bright teal eyes gleamed in triumph as she put a foot down on her hammer and grinned.
"I am the thick one in this school! Begone you harlot!"
"I am not! Why would I even bother?" Blake groaned as she limped back to the arena center. Her body felt like it would fall apart at any time and she just wanted to get the review over with before she would pass out!
"Well, I would say it was a good fight but... Miss Belladonna, you did not perform to the way that I know you could. I am disappointed with that."
Glynda said frowning as Blake looked down, she was never good in the morning and Nora seemed obsessed to test if cat faunus like normal cats would always land on their feet. And no matter how many times she told her that there was no way that either faunus nor cats could always land on their feet Nora called her a traitor to her cause and almost proceeded to throw her out of the window at the slight!
"I will do my best to get better ma'am. I will dow hat I have to do to improve."
"Good. Miss Valkyrie, your performance was much better than usual. You were more aggressive if that is even possible and you landed most if not all of your attacks while taking very few in turn."
"Heh, what can I say, I'm just full of love," Nora said humming as Glynda sighed.
"I think you are full of something and need I remind you that Beacon offers free condoms and birth control pills for all of its students right?"
"Pssh! Don't worry Miss G. I got that covered like Jaune's likes to cover my-"
"And that is all I want to hear," Glynda said zipping her mouth shut with her semblance before she turned to face the both of them and smiled.
"Now both of you back to your seats and we will see if we can get through the rest of the day without a disaster striking my school," Glynda said as a mass of thumps filled the air as every student proceeded to knock on the wooden bleachers to make sure to attempt to ward off any bad luck. Despite the fact that there was a sinking feeling in her guts that this would not last... she could just tell.
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"Your turanny ends here you turant! Beacon is a free ground and will remain free of all tyranny for all time!" Ruby shouted at the top of her lungs as Nora scoffed!
"Ren! This is treason! Take her head with your blades I command it!"
"No," Ren said bluntly the boy not willing to harm his friend because Nora gave a demand as she gasped.
"Treason it is! Jaune! Take Ren's head and put it on your blade as an example for all to see!"
"Yeah no, I'm not going to do that."
"My own knight betrays me!? Who will thrust into my back next!?"
"Um. Nora I do not mean to pry but when will we put the tables back in order? The last time this happened the staff were very crossed with us and I had to apologize to all of them profusely and-"
"Even you Pyrrha?! Where has my loyal court gone!? Where is the loyalty to the monarchy of Nora?!"
"Your own subjects have turned against you, Nora! You are a mad queen! And none will draw a blade in your defense! Relinaquid the tables back to the people and we will have peace! Do so soon or face the full wrath of team RWBY"
"Not me sis."
"Nor me you dolt."
"Count me out." Yang, Weiss, and Blake said none of them were willing or wanting to get back into another cafeteria fight that got them in a month of detention as Ruby gasped!
"I have been betrayed by my own blood!?"
"HAH! Now you know the true pain of the loss of loyalty! YOu have lost your own retainers Ruby of Rosewood! How do you plead to the queen's court?"
"There is no queen's court Nora. You are making a scene."
"Sir Ren! Your knighthood is in question already! I have had enough of your tongue!" Nora hissed as Jaune rolled his eyes.
"Nora Glynda is in a good mood today, do you really want to risk her not being in one soon?"
"Sir Jaune! The only place that your tongue belongs is between my legs! Not advising me in a treasonous tone in public view of my arch enemy!"
"I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!" Weiss screeched at the top of her lungs, her face turning bright red as she looked like she wanted to vomit. She reached a bit as Yang patted her back.
"Calm down there Weiss cream you can make it out of this ok?"
"I WILL NOT BE COWED! Without my traitor of a sister and partner, I will persevere! You will never claim this land as your own! This land belongs to the people!"
"I AM THE PEOPLE!"
"You are a despot posing as a benevolent liberator and I have had enough talk! Now we come to blows!" Ruby said drawing a baguette as Nora gasped! Picking up her pie from the lunch table and placed it in her palm.
"Put your weapon down now and you may have a merciful death between my thighs wench!"
"I will die before that comes! Have at thee-"
"Ruby if you fight her no cookies for a month."
"What!? Yang that is not fair!" Ruby said a sharp whine in her voice as she dropped her bread sword as Jaune coughed.
"Nora you can't annex parts of the school."
"Or what my knight?"
"Or I won't give you the tickets to the sloth shop opening up in the city."
"Who wants to fight for a school anyway, I'll just annex another city ok?"
"You have my permission to annex one city."
"Excellent..."
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Atlas...
"General Ironwood sir!"
"Winter? Report." Ironwood said sipping his mug of tar-black coffee on the bridge of his flagship the Resolute as Winter gasped. Her face was red as she held up a letter.
"We have been annexed!"
"What!?"
"The city of Vale! They have sent a missive to us and have demanded our complete surrender and capitulation! What shall we do sir!? How do we respond!?"
"Send for the Ace ops! If they want a war then we are going to give them a war! You hear me, specialist!?"
"Sir yes sir!"Ironwood shouted as he glared at the letter. He know what this missive meant Ozpin had gotten tired of him being as aggressive as he was! The old fool!
"You have made a grave mistake my friend. You will regret this. I will save your kingdom even if I have to do it by force!" He shouted before slamming his scroll.
"Winter!"
"Yes sir!"
"Bring me the secret weapon. Have her ready for this deployment. I know this Valkyrie girl. She will want a duel for power. Prepare her for that duel!"
"Which one sir?"
"The thick one woman! Who else!?"
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Jaune felt a sinking feeling in his gut. Something was not right and he knew that meant that Nora might have done something without his k knowledge. That was not likely however as she was on her best behavior. His sisters were visiting Vale and she knew that if she acted up there would be no Adrian time for her and she would never jeopardize her adorable little brown sloth. A term that Saphron found adorable and Terra loathed with all of her beings.
Currently, Nora was on his bedhead in his lap as she studied really studied her textbook on Grimm anatomy as Jaune felt the pinpricks going down his back. He knew Nora had done something he could just feel it! The problem? How could he prove it without sounding like he was suspicious?
"Hey, babe? Can I ask you something?" Jaune asked calmly putting down his own textbook as Nora paused, as she turned her brilliant turquoise eyes to face him.
"Yes, love of my life who knows I have been a good girl and will let me put the sloth costume on Adrian when he gets here?"
"I never agreed to that."
"But you know he will just look adorable in it! Can you just imagine his little hands! He will be so cute!"
"Terra might have a word or two about that."
"I got one for her two! And for Saph! A family of sloths! Isn't that perfect!"
"That is a word for it... Nora, have you blown something up today? I mean outside of combat class, just checking. I just want to know where I should step when I walk into school. Don't want to fall in a ditch while I jog you know?"
"Hmmm not that I can think of. I have not fought anyone, I did not even take a shot at Cardinal today! I've been very pacifistic! A good girl that should definitely get alone time with Adrian if I do say so myself!" She said teal eyes beaming as Jaune hummed.
"Good. That's good. Just to be clear I'm not going to be mad at you if you did. I won't be upset if you blow something up. I mean accidents do happen and hey even I want to blow off some steam every day! It happens to the best of us. Nothing to be ashamed about."
"Huh? I don't get it. If I blew something up I would have told you about it. I love to blow stuff up! And I love to talk about it! If I blew it up I would let you all know!" She said as Jaune nodded. It seemed that Nora did not do anything or she was being a very good liar. And seeing that she had no reason to risk her Adrian time that was not likely.
"Hah. Good enough I suppose, I just thought that blowing stuff up was so easy for you that you might not remember it after a while."
"Nah I got an amazing memory! Like a turtle, I never forget!"
"Don't you mean elephant?"
"What? Elephants forget stuff all the time! I saw one at the zoo and told it the plan to free its kind from the cage every day for a week but when the time came it did nothing! The turtle on the other hand was able to escape and now has a fiefdom in the forest!"
"That... that was you?" Jaune asked he remembered the turtle incident and the more he thought about it the more the whole thing just had Nora written all over it.
"Heh, and you never had a thought! You thought the White Fang was liberating animals to train an army to take down all of Beacon!"
"That was what Blake told me. And she was in that group you know?"
"Blake's an idiot Jaune. She thought a bow could hide a moving twitching body part. That acts on its own accord without her input being necessary to move it. She should not be trusted in any capacity in any way that is not stripping, making herself look bad, or running away at the worst possible time."
"Wow. That is kind of rough."
"If it is it is true. And since you have not said bad Nora I know I am right!" Nora said smiling as Jaune sighed and rubbed her head.
"Nora no Blake bashing in private."
"Can I do it in public then?"
"No. That is mean. If you want to be mean just think of it in your head then beat her silly in the arena like a responsible person ok?"
"Fine. I guess so." She said as Jauen sighed and smiled. He might have just been overthinking this. If Nora said she did nothing she was telling the truth. She had more to lose than gain and he was just paranoid about it all. It was fine, nothing that crazy was going to happen and he just had to relax his mind.
"Well that's cool and all but what about you getting a dress-"
"Nora I can not hide weapons in a dress. That is not how it works ok?"
"But that would look so cool! I know that you would look good in it! I saw you rock it before you can do it again!"
"Nora. NO. Please."
"Fine..."
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Jaune's Nora itch was really starting to get bad, the boy knew that Nora had done something, but he just could not put a finger on it! He had no idea what she had done and the more he thought about it the more he realized that the fact was that Nora probably had done something. But she did not know what she had done.
He knew that she might have acted either without thinking, or she had done something without knowing it and now only his Nora sense would be the first and probably the only line of defense when the madness came to the shores of his life.
"Oh, you are so cute! Who is just the cutest little sloth huh? You are just going to be such a good sloth for me aren't you?" Nora asked as she picked up the small baby and made him giggle. Adrian reached down for Nora's face as she smiled up at him!
"Nora he is not a sloth he is a human baby," Terra said sighing wishing that Jaune had picked someone less eccentric than Nora for a lover. But giving his natural dense head the fact that he could get any girl was just a damn miracle. So she was happy about that. She saw her baby happy and really that was what mattered the most.
"Oh don't worry about it dear, this is just adding to the ammunition that we can use against him when he brings back a girl for the first time home! He is going to be so embarrassed!" She squealed, Terra rolled her eyes at her wife's carelessness.
She did not want to embarrass her son when he brought a girl home but maybe that was just how family's did it here? She was never that close with either of her parents, she was just a kid and they took good care of her. Never abusive but distant she was more of a clinical entity to them.
They fed, cared, and made sure she had every opportunity she could have but they never had the closeness that any of the Arc's had. A fact she was secretly jealous of as Adrian let out a loud squeal of joy as Nora began to tickle him on his sides.
"Oh, who's a good boy? Who's a good sloth huh? You are just the cutest little bugger! I love you so much!" She said bringing him down and kissing him on his forehead as she pulled him close to her chest as Jaune felt a small pang of jealousy as Adrian got to smash his face into Nora's chest as she cooed gently to him.
"You are such a good boy, yes you are, and ah! Not like that! You don't get to do that yet! Wait for Jaune to man up first!" She said taking the baby off her chest a bright blush on her face as Saphron smirked.
"Oh it looks like someone is hungry, he's not taking well to the bottle so I think he thought to take some from you. Here give him here. I'll feed him ok?"
"Sure thing! You gotta eat now little guy, you gotta suck your momma's tits so you can grow up big and strong!"
"There has to be a better way to say that," Terra said groaning as Jaune rubbed her shoulder.
"I think we both know that Nora does not pick the best way to speak. She speaks the way she wants to speak."
"I could not have said it better myself my grateful night! Someone is going to get a present later on tonight." She said cooing as Jaune flushed knowing that by present it meant the best kind of sex he could ever imagine of. And some that he could not imagine as he gulped as Terra sighed.
"You really are not good with teasing from girls huh?"
"I! That's not true!"
"Yeah! I don't tease him! I said I'm gonna rock his world and I am gonna do it! I'm gonna do it the way he likes taking my legs and-"
"Not in front of the baby! Nora!" Terra hissed as Nora blinked.
"What? It's not like he can remember anything of this right?"
"That is not the point! He should not be exposed to that kind of talk!"
"But without this kind of talk he would not be alive now would he?"
"She has a point dear, if it was not for that time with the fake cat ears and stirrups I don't know if Adrian would even be here right now!"
"Saphron!" Both Jaune and Terra said blushing wildly. Terra did not want that to be public knowledge and Jaune had no intention to know anything about his sister's sex life. That was a can of worms that he would never put his toe or any other body part into.
"Well, I am proud of what came of it. Isn't that right my little munchkin? I love you, I love you!" She said cooing as the baby fussed with his bottle his mouth going for his mother's breast as she shook her head.
"Oh no, you don't get that anymore. You are a big boy now and you don't get to drink that. Wait till you get older and you can get a girl to do this for you as well."
"SAPH!" Terra squealed as her wife smirked.
"What he can't remember that."
"Is that the point!?" She groaned as Nora paused looking Jaune up and down and-
"If we have a kid should we paint their hair pink?"
"Nora... why?"
"Because I think that if we do that then they will be immune to being pranked because of their hair color. I mean what are they gonna get with blonde and redhead? Strange pumpernickel?"
"I... I don't think that you can have that as a hair color."
"You say that but do you want to take that chance hun?"
"I guess not?"
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Walking in Vale at night was not the worst thing for young huntsmen in training. Jaune and Ren had walked through Grimm-infested territories and they had no fear of random dicks in Vale as they yawned as they made their way back from going on a late-night food run for the girls. They had been pressured by Pyrrha's brilliant guilt-inducing smile and Nora's half threats of broken legs and pelvises to go out and collect food for the four of them. Pyrrha had offered the money to them even when they told her that she didn't need to. She was just like that.
"Do you really think the rumors are true?" Jaune asked holding the twin bags full of fried food, sweet desserts, and soda. Ren cocked his eyebrow slightly his hands also full of foodstuff as he hummed.
"Is what rumor true? There is a lot of them in our school."
"You know! The one about Glynda going downtown." Jaune hissed as Ren sighed and shook his head.
"No Jaune I do not think that our headmistress is out here as a professional dominatrix for men that can not get erect at night. That is just a silly rumor that Nora has made up. There is no way that is true." Ren said simply he knew that Nora had a strange way of embellishing the stories and adventures that she claimed to have gone on. She was usually in a good place when she made them up but every now and then they tended to get a bit... eccentric.
"But Nora seems really convinced that it is true. Like she has written an essay on it!"
"She also tried to keep a Grimm as a pet. A fully grown Grimm Ursa in the dorm Jaune. I will like to bring that up the next time you bring up Nora's rationalism."
"That... that makes a lot of sense what was I thinking?" Jaune said as both of them walked past a small house and Jaune turned to face the window and froze. His body went stiff as a board as his eyes turned into saucers as he coughed loudly.
"The fuck!?" He shouted as Ren hummed.
"What is it this time Jaune-"
"Look!" He hissed as Ren paused turning to face the oddly plain two-story house and-
"What the fuck?" Ren asked a rare amount of profanity and shock in his usually calm voice as both teens saw Glynda. In a tight black dominatrix outfit showed off every last seductive curve of her body as they froze.
She was sitting on a bed as two rather portly men pushed their heads into her chest, the mean wore nothing but diapers and Glynda rubbed their heads as she cooed to them. As both teens stared in pure shock they noticed that she was not just sitting on a bed she was sitting on the face of a very lucky man as both teens were gobsmacked as Ren coughed.
"Well... I have been wrong before."
"I... I don't believe it." Jaune said as he pinched himself to see if he was dreaming. His arm winced in pain as his scroll flashed the time. It was half-past eight and Jaune and Ren had the shock of their lives.
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Beacon.
Glynda hated paperwork with every fiber of her soul. She did not know why Ozpin found more and more creative ways to give it to her. Passing the back as she sighed looking at her scroll clock.
"A quarter past eight? Really? So much more work to do and the night is long." She groaned sinking into her chair as the charming smile of Miss Rose was before her.
"So... does this mean my detention is over?"
"No. No, it does not. Misery loves company and if I must suffer I will not do so alone."
"That... that does not sound very professional ma'am," Ruby said whimpering a bit her silver eyes looking down not willing to look the dean in her eyes as Glynda hummed.
"Neither was trying to save a batch of cookies rather than killing that Grimm now was it?"
"It was just a Beowulf!"
"That was near a dust storage."
"But the cookies were a limited edition! They are only baked twice a month and-"
"And you would have had another chance soon enough. But the dust we lost can never be recovered now can it?" She hummed as Ruby pouted kicking the floor as she helped the dean with her paperwork.
"So how long am I here?"
"Untill nine pm. Then you can go do whatever it is teenage girls do on a Friday."
"Ok... um, ma'am? May I ask you a question?"
"If it is about me doing anything untoward to middle-aged men in Vale I will double your detention time," Glynda warned as Ruby winced.
"Well! It's just! Nora-"
"Ruby. Do you want to have free time next month?"
"Yes."
"Good. Now say no more and just do your work. I will make us some tea if it helps."
"What about soda?"
"That is not good for you."
"Neither is paperwork."
"Neither is a smart mouth."
"Fine." Ruby pouted muttering as she began to once more do the tireless paperwork as Glynda hummed and wondered just why people thought she was some kind of sex worker of all things!
Really. Kids and their imaginations. What will they think of next?
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"Ok. Five gallons of ice cream right as promised!" Nora said as she gave her partner in crime Neopolitan the jugs of prime cream as she nodded in joy. The deal between the two chaotic short stacks was simple. Neo makes illusions about Glynda being a dominatrix at night. Nora paid her in ice cream. And Nora got to be a future effective agent of chaos in the school!
"Now she will never see this coming!" Nora said as Neo ignored her and went to devour her well-earned treat…
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There was a rumored silence that came before you died. A moment of pause of reflection. A moment of silent introspection on an otherwise chaotic life. Jaune knew of this. Ruby knew of this. Everyone knew of this.
And Glynda being the professional that she was knew that something was very off. She was looking at her students like she was some kind of monster. She was used to the fear in some of the more ill-behaved students' eyes but for some reason, there was shock, confusion, despair, and all the worse arousal in some of them.
Both man and woman had a naked teenage lust in their eyes as they eyed her up and down as she finished her combat lesson and put her book down on her pedestal.
"So. That concludes the lesson. Any questions?" Glynda asked as a pregnant pause filled the room. No one wanted to speak. No one wanted to make a sound. No one wanted to disturb the pregnant oppressive silence that rapidly set in on the group as Glynda narrowed her emerald eyes.
"Ok. I will say this to be blunter. Is there anyone brave enough to ask what everyone is thinking? I grant five minutes of amnesty for any idiotic question that will be said. No punishments unless you are putting others in danger. And I will take your cooperation into account at your sentencing." Glynda paused waiting for an offer before Blake rose a hand.
"Miss Belladonna. Speak."
"What are your rates?" Glynda paused she felt an eyebrow twitch as she took a deep breath. A dangerous tremor ran through her forehead before she took a very deep breath and coughed once.
"I beg your pardon?"
"W-what are your rates? Do you charge by the hour or night?"
"I... explain. Why do you ask me this?" She said as Blake slowly took out her scroll and flicked it open.
"H-here... everyone has seen this and we just want to know about the rates... a lot of us are eighteen and this would not be a relationship exactly and-"
"Let me see that!" Glynda hissed using her power to take the scroll from Blake. Pulling it to her as she glared down at it.
"Now what is the mystery that has you all... so.... so... what?" She asked as she saw herself in a very revealing posture her face drained of all color as she looked like she had been stunned.
"Miss-" Blake gagged as Glynda hurled her scroll back at her so fast it took her off her feet and set her spirling like a top into the stands behind her!
"Blake no!"
"She's running again!?" Weiss hissed as-
"VALKYRIE!" Glynda shouted as Nora took a deep breath as Jaune groaned.
"Nora. What did you do?"
"I did what had to be done," Nora whispered back to her future hubby before standing up.
"I deny everything! You have no proof! I did not wrongs you damn tyrant!"
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"Is there a reason why a student was being beaten by a staff member almost twice her age? And is there another reason why it was happening in the halls?" Ozpin asked an eye twitching as Nora grinned. Her body was black and bruised but otherwise fine. Glynda had a black eye but the sheer rage that emanated from her was more than enough to completely distract that from her looks.
"She has doctored photos of me as some kind of lady of the night!"
"I did nothing of the sort!"
"OZPIN! I demand you let me throttle her this instant!"
"Glynda I can not in good-" Ozpin paused as the windows to his office blew out!
"Get down!" He shouted as everyone hit the deck, even Glynga covered Nora in her body. Her teacher instincts kicked into place as a rush of wind filled the air.
"What the bloody fuck is that!?" Ozpin shouted as several Atlas battleships hovered outside his office! It was a full invasion fleet and massive floodlights covered the grounds illuminating it in bright painful light as-
"OZPIN! We have received your declaration of war and have come to respond in kind!" The booming voice of Ironwood shouted as Ozpin groaned.
"What the fuck are you on about you tin can!?"
"Nora!" Jaune groaned, the man was trying to keep a low profile in the back of the office but it seemed a bit too late for that now.
"I did nothing wrong!"
"Why is Atlas here!?"
"We are here because of the missive from Valkyrie acting as a spokesperson of Beacon for the declaration of war!"
"NORA!"
"You promised I could declare war on one city or kingdom and I picked Atlas! You promised Jauney!"
"I did not think you would do it!"
"Well that is your fault then isn't it?" Nora asked as Jaune felt hsi jaw drop as-
"To spare the bloodshed of innocents we will deal with this matter in the civilized way of modern men! Our champion versus your Valkyrie! The first to pass out will forfeit!"
"This is madness! James get your head back on your shoulders-"
"No Glynda. These are the old ways. We shall face this challenge as it arises."
"Ozpin!? You can't be-"
"Send your worst! I will out twerk them all!" Nora hissed as Ironwood laughed.
"So you think Valkyrie. But we have someone special. "
"What the flat ass Harriet? Or the mammoth Elm?"
"No. Someone thiccer." The voice said as the locker slammed into the office! Shattering the clockwork walls before it opened and a feminine figure emerged as Nora gasped.
"YOU!"
"Me." Ciel Soliel said her thighs bouncing in power as she stalked out. The innate thickness of her chocolate creamy thighs a perfect contrast to Nora's pale thunder thighs as she gasped! Drawing her Warhammer out as she began to stalk around Ciel.
"YOU! You were never one of us! You are nothing but a Usurper! A false idol of thighs and demise! You have betrayed our sisterhood and damned us all! I thought you were my comrade but my eyes are now opened to the truth! Come now Ciel and let me help you see." Nora hissed menacingly her thigs clenching and unclenching in power as Ciel huffed.
"I was born into the thickness. You merely adopted it Valkyrie."
"I shall silence your mouth with my ass!"
"You don't have the cheeks to do that!"
"Can this not happen?" Jaune asked as both shouted at him.
"NO!"
"Jauney this is an honor twerk off! You cant not back down from it!" Nora shouted as Jaune wondered if he was being punished for kicking small animals in a past life.
"The winner shall claim the title of thiccest in all the lands.'
"And I'll even wager a night with Jauney that I beat you!"
"What!? Don't bet me, Nora!"
"I accept! If I win I will show him what a real woman is and Vale will belong to Atlas!"
"Agreed! Now show me that ass!"
"With pleasure!" She shouted as the two charged and the battle for the thiccest of the land began in earnest!
"I am not paid enough for any of this." Glynda hissed as she put away her riding crop and considered a job change but wondered if anyplace would have her.
"Maybe someplace in Mistral? Maybe Vacuo? Not Atlas, never Atlas..."