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1. take my hand (take the whole deck too) by darkpurpledawn

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Apr 2022

   Tags

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   • Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Joker (DCU)
   • Humor
   • married in vegas
   • Inspired by The Hangover (Movies)
   • Hijinks & Shenanigans
   • Non-Consensual Drug Use
   • in that there is a Joker gas incident that sets things off
   • Dubious Consent
   • Accidental Marriage

   Summary

   “Good morning, master Bruce.” Alfred’s voice sounds frostier than anything Bruce has ever heard, Mr. Freeze inclusive. “Sir, far be it from me to pry into your personal spending habits, but before I contest a fraudulent charge, I thought I had better check that the pursuit of justice did not require you to purchase an entire floor’s worth of rooms at a hotel off the Las Vegas strip around 2:45 this morning?”

   Panic bubbles inside of Bruce like the champagne in a bucket reading Just Married he spots on the desk across the room.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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