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1. No, we're not here to talk, dude. This is legit. by blumenkohl

   Fandoms: Archive 81 (Podcast)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Feb 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Static Man/Nicholas Waters
   • Static Man (Archive 81)
   • Nicholas Waters
   • sure as hell never thought this would see the light of day but here we are
   • static smut
   • thank god no one i know reads my fics
   • because i do not have an explanation for this
   • there's also some grim nasty ritual stuff happening later
   • but it's not worse than what's in the podcast
   • problematic fave nicholas waters

   Summary

   Static Smut. Two terrible people being terrible and getting everything they ever wanted.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,572

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Comments:

   24

   Kudos:

   50

   Bookmarks:

   6

   Hits:

   751