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Checking himself out in the mirror of Kaoru’s bathroom, Kojiro had to huff a mirthless laugh. No one would even believe this is where he—where JOE—crashed regularly after S. Platonic sleepover with his best friend rather than hitting up a hotel for a little sexy fun with an admirer (or two!).
He doesn’t fuck near as much as anyone thinks nowadays (or at all, if he’s honest), and his reputation has gotten out of hand. And a big part (pun intended) of that reputation is Joe’s dick.
He’s not small, okay. He’s got a perfectly decent, totally respectable dick. Uh, he’s pretty sure, anyway. And his game was good—great, even!—perfected and honed before expectations started spiraling out of control. But somewhere along the line the stories started taking on a life of their own, the rumors moving faster than his sex life could handle. “Joe” was a persona, aspects of his personality (and who he wished he could be) cranked up to 11.
And his dick was now the same way. Cranked up to 11…inches.
So in a cruel twist of fate, Nanjo Kojiro—big dick sex god, womb-wrecker, anaconda-smuggler, gut-rearranger—wasn’t actually getting laid at all.
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