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  1. The Prohibitive Standards of Hygiene by

    Fandoms: Twilight RPF, Actor RPF  

    21 Mar 2012

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    AU. Jen met Rob through Craigslist. He posted an ad looking for a roommate, and was brutally honest and realistic about himself: "I am filthy, lazy, and generally disgusting. If you live with me, you should be prepared to accept this or murder me. I would prefer the former, but if you pay enough rent, I am willing to negotiate."

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