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Inazuma’s hottests 🤓
[3:22 PM]
special snowflake: Guys
ffrieworks: yes 🥺🥺🥺🥺🤤🤧
special snowflake: I got a 70 in english writing
Kunikuzushi: LMAO how are you that bad
special snowflake: Stfu like nobody even knows who u are
ffrieworks: yas tell them!!
Kunikuzushi: 🖕
Kunikuzushi: Go study or some shit idk
ffrieworks: yeh ur like a businesswoman go bargain for grades
special snowflake: Thats being social
Staff of Thoma: ayaka emo arc
frrieworks: shes different liek that🥀🥀
Kunikuzushi: yall fr stfu i can hear yae’s phone going off mid lecture and everyone knows its hers 💀💀
special snowflake: Tell her to mute the chat
Kunikuzushi: middle of class
special snowflake: Didnt ask 🥺
[4:01 PM]
never admits defeatto: FREEDOM AT LAST
batman ripoff: stfu
never admits defeatto: I SAID THREE WORDS. THREE.
my goldfish died: sara b nice
Kunikuzushi: Change ur name nobody gives a damn abt ur goldfish
ffrieworks: HELP
ffrieworks: i mean. thats not funny. think before u speak kuni
Kunikuzushi: never fucking call me that again
ffrieworks: y 🥺🥺🥺 kuni wuni 🤧🤧
Kunikuzushi: Kill yourself
my goldfish died (replying to Kunikuzushi): ill have u know plently of people give a damn. right sara
batman ripoff: huh
Kunikuzushi: 💀
batman ripoff: Oh yeah i do
ffrieworks: kokomis bootlicker
Kunikuzushi: ^
my friend died: Look Kokomi, we are now matching.
my goldfish died: OH MY GOD????
ffrieworks: U DID NOT HELLOOO
Kunikuzushi: THAT IS FOUL.
my friend died: Clever, I know.
ffrieworks: deep down kazuha fr quaking shaking cryimg throwimg up rn
batman ripoff: ……..so ayaka isnt the only one failing english?
ffrieworks: SHUFT THE FCKU UP U WHFOE.
my goldfish died: woah! struck a nerve there!
special snowflake: Hello! I just got back home 🥰
special snowflake: KAZUHA WTF
ffrieworks: HELPME
Ei: This… Sense of humor is quite… questionable.
Kunikuzushi: bro did u just run a marathon or some shit 💀
Kunikuzushi: cant… keep… going.
Yae: Kunikuzushi, please behave appropriately
Kunikuzushi: calm ur tits jfc
Kunikuzushi: u and ur gf can go fuck urselves 🥺🥰🥰
my friend died: I sense im reading something a little private 🧑🦲
Ei: Kuni…
Kunikuzushi: what r u gonna do??? kick me out? oh wait 🥺🖕
Yae: Kunikuzushi please take this to the dms.
Yae: it was kinda funny tho Ei said one thing and kunikuzushi CAME FOR HER THROATT 💀💀
ffrieworks: awww kuni wuni🥺
Kunikuzushi: NIT THIS SHIT AGAIN G KYS
DMS | Scaramouche -> Ei
[4:05 PM]
Scaramouche: know that i hate you and that damn groupchat that r stuck on the past
Ei: Kuni, i told you I didnt have a choice.
Scaramouche: Stop calling me that. stop acting like were close
Ei: Im sorry Scaramouche
DMS | Yae Miko -> Kaedehara Kazuha
[4:05 PM]
Yae Miko: Kaedehara?
Kaedehara Kazuha: Yes, Yae?
Yae Miko: Are you close with Kunikuzushi?
Kaedehara Kazuha: Not really, we only really talked as kids. He doesnt seem like the ssame person i knew back then
Yae Miko: Huh, okay.
Kaedehara Kazuha: Why do you ask?
Yae Miko: bc im nosy and need someone to tell me kunis side of the story 💀
Kaedehara Kazuha: NAURR 😟💀
Inazuma’s Hotties🤓
[4:45]
Yae: Im throwing a house party
frrieworks: FR???? R WE INVITED
Yae: yes everyone here is invited
Yae: …and liek the whole school but yall r mvps
my friend died: gorou u seeing this
woofers: YAE HOUSE PARTY
frrieworks: YAE HOUSE PARTIES >>>>>
frrieworks: @special snowflake AYAKA LETS GO TOGETHER
Ei: Will Kunikuzushi be there? I will of course
Kunikuzushi: no go fuck yourself
my friend died: You should, even if its just this omce. everyone needs to attend a yae houseparty
never admits defeatto: YEAH BRO 💪💪💪
Kunikuzushi: I hate parties.
Yae: cmon man u get to be an mvp
frrieworks: DUDE PLEASE ITLL BE GREAT I PROMISE
Kunikuzushi: i dont want to walk over to yaes house
Staff of Thoma: dw u can pitch a ride with me
Kunikuzushi: what
special snowflake: Thoma! also yes ofc ill go with u miya!
Kunikuzushi: im not tonna carpool alone with a randomass man i only talked with like once when i was 10
Staff of Thoma: HELP
Staff of Thoma: wouldnt be alone, kazuha, ayaka, and yoimiya also meed to pitch a ride.
my friend died: ^
Kunikuzushi: YAE ONLY JUST SAID IT AND YALL R ALREADY PLANNED
Yae: I told you to call me Miko dear :)
Kunikuzushi: nope
Yae: worth a shit
Yae: *SHOT OMFG
frrieworks: WORTH A SHIT
frrieworks: also wtf kuni gets miko privileges
Yae: we have a bit of history so it feels right
Kunikuzushi: HISTORY 💀 anywya yeah fine ill carpool with u and ur dumb friends
frrieworks: YAY
Staff of Thoma: Great! Ill make a gc so we can time ourselves correctly
Unnamed group
[4:51]
Thoma added Kaedehara Kazuha, Kamisato Ayaka, Scaramouche and 1 other.
Naganohara Yoimiya: BRUH I WAS THE ONLY ONE CUT OUT ☹️
Naganohara Yoimiya set their own nickname to Miya.
Miya: thats better
Scaramouche: bro was excluded 💀
Scaramouche: uh. gimme a sec
Miya: i…..
Scaramouche set their own nickname to Kunikuzushi.
Kunikuzushi: yall heard smn…
Miya: is scaramouche the name of ur edgy oc or smn
Kunikuzushi: NO HELP 😟
Kunikuzushi: private story. ask ei if u wanna be nosy she cant hols a secret for her life
Thoma: LMAO
Thoma set the group name to Carpoolers.
Thoma set Kamisato Ayaka’s nickname to Ayaya
Thoma: kazuha change ur nick ur name is so long
Kaedehara Kazuha: Okay, give me a moment
Kaedehara Kazuha set their own nickname to Kaede.
Kaede: better?
Thoma: Yep!
Kaede: isnt Kunikuzushi a mouthful too?
Kunikuzushi: aint no way im letting u guys call me KUNI 💀💀
Kaede: Didnt say you have to, how about Scara?
Kunikuzushi: what
Miya: kazuha knows smn we dont
Kunikuzushi: I DIDNT TELL HIM
Kaede: Sorry, Ei refers to you as Scaramouche so I made assumptions , my bad
Kunikuzushi: she does?
Kaede: yeah
Thoma: thats been the loudest silent ten seconds.
Kunikuzushi: sorry, scara works.
Kunikuzushi set their own nickname to Scara.
Scara: cool ok so schedule.
Thoma: Yaes party is def tonight, let me ask her the time
Thoma: Six
Kaede: THATS SO SOON HUH
Thoma: LMAO YEAH
Thoma: Everyone here is in school dormitories yeah? ik ayaka is
Miya: YUPPERZZZZ
Scara: yeah.
Kaede: Yea
Thoma: OK SWEET, ILL DROP BY AT 5:40 AT THE PARKING LOT
Kaede: OKAY
Ayaya: 👍👍👍
Thoma: dw scara we’ll wave out the window to alert u of what car we r 🥰
Scara: oh my god ghats humiliating
Inazuma’s hottests🤓
[5:03 PM]
frrieworks: shaking with anticipation tbh
my goldfish died: same tbh
Yae: same tbh
Yae: the food just came innn ;)
frrieworks: YAEEE U CANT TEASE US LIKE THISSS 🤧🤧
Yae: 💕💕
Ei: The hearts were for me
Yae: LMAO EI
frrieworks: love the confidence girl 🙏🥺
Ei: Thank you Yoimiya
Kunikuzushi: i changed my mind im not going to that damn party
frrieworks: BRUH
Thoma: AFTER ALL THAT PLANNING… ☹️
my friend died: We didnt plan much
Thoma: stfu kazuha
Yae: WHAT.
Yae: come on please
Kunikuzushi: 🖕
Yae: sigh.
Ei: Teenagers.
Kunikuzushi: UR LITERALLY ONLY TWO YEARS OLDER THAN ME
Ei: *Children.
Kunikuzushi: KILL YOURSLEF
Carpoolers
[5:05 PM]
Kaede: scara :(
Thoma: scara :(
Miya: kuni wuni :(
Thoma: YOIMIYA NOT THE TIME
DMS | Yae Miko -> Scaramouche
[5:05 PM]
Yae Miko: Kunikuzushi?
Yae Miko: I can see you saw my message
Yae Miko: Its okay, you dont have to talk as long as you keep reading
Yae Miko: Remember when you were 11 and I was 13? Your sister and I threw a house party at her place.
Scaramouche: Yeah, I remember.
Yae Miko: Some older kids broke the lock for the room you were in and found you inside.
Scaramouche: Yeah, then they started beating the shit out of me and Ei did nothing.
Yae Miko: You knew that Ei saw then?
Scaramouche : I saw her peak through the door before running.
Yae Miko: Your sisters reputation could not be damaged. As a young child, she was forced to femd for herself and you in the word.
Yae Miko: I know she failed you, Kuni. I should have helped.
Yae Miko: Ei couldnt come in to stop those kids, rumors spread like wildfire. Instead she told me
Scaramouche: You rocked their shit
Yae Miko: Oh for sure. No promises they survived tbh.
Scaramouche: Then you stayed with my for the rest of the party, even when you wanted to grab a drink you would bring me along
Yae Miko: I was worried. For Ei, sure, but for you too.
?
Yae Miko: The only time youve been to a party was that awful time, the same year you got kicked out. You must hate parties yeah?
Scaramouche: yeah
Yae Miko: I want you to come to my party now, I can stay by your side if you need, but you can fend for yourself so well now, and you have lots of friends here in Inazuma too.
Yae Miko: Ill always beat the crap out of anyone who harasses you, no matter what youve done in these past few years.
Scaramouche: miko
Yae Miko: yes love?
Scaramouche: theres so much i want to talk to you about
Scaramouche: but that can wait
Scaramouche: I have a party to go to
Yae Miko: Thank you sweetie :)
Carpoolers
[5:22]
Scara: changed my mind. coumt me in
Thoma: YES
frrieworks: SO GLAD U CAME TO UR SENSES 🙏j
Scara: Yeah yeah whatever
Kaede: :)
Scara: uh
Scara: (: