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Chizome Akaguro was a simple man. He spent his days researching false heroes, committing vigilante justice, and assassinating on the side for cash. That’s why, when he felt a pang of hunger in his stomach, he got up to make himself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
After having an alt account banned for the 14th time from the Hate For All (All Might Sucks) discord server, Stain was hungry. When he was a child, his mother wasn’t present very often, so he had to make his own meals. Sandwiches were both easy and nutritious, so he could often be found munching on a ham & cheese around noon.
In fact, his constant sandwich making was how he became proficient with knives. Just spreading the apricot jelly normally was no fun, so he tried a variety of methods that he slowly mastered over his childhood.
Often, when he was slicing up a fake hero or two, Stain would pretend they were a block of cheese or tomato to improve his accuracy. It was quite effective.
He yanked open the fridge with carefully trained strength and pulled out the white bread. It was, of course, wonder bread, the best option his local grocery store had. He also grabbed the creamy peanut butter (crunchy is for false heroes) and homemade apricot jelly, before closing the fridge with his foot. He pulled out a sheathed katana hidden under his shirt (you never know when you need to make a sandwich) and got to work.
Stain set 2 slices of bread on the cutting board, careful to line them up, then swiftly screwed open the peanut butter lid. He wielded his blade in perfect form, then in one quick motion, dipped his katana into the peanut butter and spread it on the left slice of bread. It was exactly the right amount, just like always. He then took a small spoon and spread some jelly on the right half. Only heathens use knives with jam.
Then, in another smooth slice, he flipped the peanut butter side on top of the jelly one. They aligned perfectly. Stain flipped the sandwich up in the air with his blade, sliced it into neat triangles, and caught it on his plate.
Now that he was finished with the entree, he took a bag of lays barbecue potato chips and sprinkled a handful on the side. He grabbed a can of pineapple Fanta and sat down to make a new account. JackofAllTrades18 would rue the day he ever hated on the number one hero!