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Roan University Forums > General News > GUYS, WTF
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WTF, guys, why am I seeing and hearing so many explosions on the west side of the campus? WTF are you doing over there? I'm trying to study! I don't know if you're taking easy electives, but I'm actually trying for my major here and we have midterms next week! Whichever campus fraternity or sorority or shit you are, come here and fight me. I'm not afraid of numbers or fireworks or whatever you're doing there! [gif of an angry person heavily arming themselves]
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OP... You are too studious. Get out of the library and look out the window. There's zombies.
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Uh, what? What did he just say? Why are you guys supporting him? Did he actually just say zombies? Am I seeing this right?
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Um, what? I just woke up from all the noise and looked at this post to see what rave or rally or party is going on, but zombies?
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Guy's right, y'all. Go outside and have a look. There's zombies.
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I refuse. I don't believe it. You're all pranking us because you want to get drunk and have your stupid party. Really? Zombies? What next, people are going to awaken abilities too?
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Hm, well, not sure about that. There hadn't been any brain crystals in the dead ones.
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You're all full of shit! There's no zombies! There's no way there's any! If there was, then no one would even be on the forums! How could there be zombies outside, if you're just calmly browsing some random guy's shit post.
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Hey! I have a valid concern! I still have it! Try memorizing organic compounds and their properties while hearing fireworks in the background!
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Guys, WTF! Campus goddess Rosalyn just pulled out a flamethrower!! I already thought she was awesome because of the Molotovs she made at the drop of a bat in the lab and how she was just casually killing them like it was Tuesday, but she actually made a flamethrower! What is she a mage?! I have an entire video! So cool! Looks like the apocalypse might end in an hour! [Attached video of Rosalyn smiling beautifully while torching zombies]
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What's with that response? Oh, am I in the wrong forum? I thought the GUYS, WTF title referred to really WTF with a capital W-T-F is with how awesome our campus gods and goddesses are mowing down the zombies!
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No, you're in the right forum. You just saved me a lot of effort in providing evidence that zombies are on campus and explaining why no one is afraid of them.
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Really? How could anyone still not realize it? Although I've only been with Rosalyn with my fellow chemistry nerds, I heard from my friends that College Dean Eruhaben has some really sick skills and homemade bombs and everyone knows by now that the kendo prodigy Choi Han actually has sword aura! Sword aura! If no one can hear the bombs and buildings they accidentally destroyed in the process of totaling some zombies, then I'd eat my experiment!
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Oh, they hear them alright.
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....So there's really zombies?
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Yup! But like the others, just get out your cell phones and popcorn and enjoy the show.
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Guys, WTF! Did you just see how Kim Rok Soo just baited a crowd of zombies into a trap? The guy just sipped his tea and, like, literally a hundred zombies just walked to their death! There's still more coming over! Is this guy really a literature major?!
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Guys, WTF! I'm switching majors after this! I refuse to be in the same department as Clopeh Sekka! That guy just turned almost the entire religious studies department into his cult! I'm scared!
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Guys, WTF. Who said that Cale Henituse can't throw wine bottles for shit? That's such a lie. This guy's been hitting zombie heads dead center with his wine bottles for the past hour!
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Guys, WTF, did you know that culinary genius Beacrox's dad is real life Sebastian? I've never seen someone pull off slick knife-throwing skills in a butler's outfit before! Demon butlers are real!
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I've imagined the zombie apocalypse before. I've watched so many movies and read all the light novels. I've never thought that I would ever be one and it would feel so awesome and relaxing as this one.
It's actually over.
Do multiverses have leaderboards or records for apocalypses? I think it ended for us the fastest.
So Your Time's Warped Too? (Private Chat Group - 42 Members)
Bud: Hahahaha!! This is just like old times, isn't it! Us friends destroying buildings and beating up undead and saving the world!
Mary: My skeletons were friendly.
Bud: Oops, sorry about that Mary. Let me correct myself.
Bud: Hahahaha!! This is just like old times, isn't it! Us friends destroying buildings and beating up our enemies and saving the world!
Mary: :)
Tasha: That is really cute. By the way, does anyone need any help? Alberu and I at the political sciences department are almost done here!
Rosalyn: I'm good! Hahaha, this has been so stress-relieving! Although I'm glad I still get a lab, I've been missing fire magic all my life! Making explosions and flame throwers just hit the spot!
Rosalyn: By the way, Bud, I just realized that you weren't talking about the Lich, but instead the White Star! But if he's an 'undead', does that make us reincarnations who had similarly died and 'came back to life again' undead as well?
Bud: Forgive me! I don't know what I was thinking when I had initially said that. None of you pretty girls or things you have are anything like the horrid zombies!
Choi Han: The physical education department is good. Choi Jung Soo's already left to help Lee Soo Hyuk at the Theatre when we finished a while ago. Apparently, there were a lot of people who got converted there when those of the drama department thought that the zombies were people acting and played along.
Rosalyn: ...Ouch.
Clopeh: Of course, the religious studies department is doing well under my command! We have just recruited a lot of people to praise our savior! I can't believe I have such fortune to be able to see Cale-nim create another legend again! I mean, Rok Soo-nim, though I would never forget your past mortal name before you shed it to become a god! Yes, I have always knew that Cale had been too common of a name for such a great legend! Rok Soo-nim! Rok Soo-nim! Rok Soo-nim! I will repeat your name a thousand times and spread it throughout all the earth!
Choi Han: I know he also reincarnated with his memories intact, but does this guy really have to be here?
Alberu: [covering one's face in fatigue] He'll just spam one of us for access if we kick him out anyways.
Eruhaben: As Rosalyn had said, the chemistry department is good. Sheritt has just left to go check on Raon's school, Mila on Dodori's, and Rasheel is wandering around to find more things to fight. Speaking of which, where is the unlucky punk?
Alberu: Things were calming down here and since our departments are in the same area, I told him that we could hold fort and get rid of the remnants while he went with Cale to go check on Cale's family outside.
Alberu: If you want to talk to him though, don't forget that when you @, it's this one @Your Cale (Kim Rok Soo)
Your Cale (Kim Rok Soo): Who called me-
Your Cale (Kim Rok Soo): ...I hate this. Why can't I just be Kim Rok Soo? Must we do this?
Not Your Cale (Cale Henituse): Yes
Not Your Cale (Cale Henituse): Yes, we must. It's all your fault that everyone keeps jumping me and thinking that I'm all free for hugs and talking about rainbow friendships and crazy stories of a past I am thankful to not be a part of and shit, you bastard.