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1. A Guy Like You Should Wear A Warning by facewithoutheart

   Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Feb 2022

   Tags

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   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Simon Snow
   • The Spirit of Britney Spears
   • Britney Spears lyrics
   • Simon in a skirt
   • Baz in leather
   • Established Relationship
   • Post-Book 3: Any Way the Wind Blows (Simon Snow)
   • Simon goes commando because of course he does
   • thirsty Baz
   • Hand Jobs
   • Public Hand Jobs
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Dirty Talk
   • But like... dirty talk using Britney Spears lyrics
   • Kind of crack-y like all my fics but still sweet
   • Fluff and Smut

   Summary

   Simon and Baz dress for a Britney Spears themed costume party, driving each other crazy with the scandalous outfits they choose. Shepard’s balcony will never be the same again…

   Series

   • Part 5 of Inspired by lyrics

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   English

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