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(Sunday 10:00pm)
ghostofwasteside added girlwhotalkedtoomuch , minifox to the group The Cauldron 🦇🦇🦇 .
ghostofwasteside : hey guys, so Tommy Elliot’s laid out, face beat, tied up. So should I hang out and wait for the cops to come? Or should I drop him off at Arkham?
girlwhotalkedtoomuch
: That’s great Ryan.
girlwhotalkedtoomuch: please drop him at Arkham, if you don’t mind 🙏🏾
MiniFox : Wait, how did you get our phone numbers?!
ghostofwasteside : it’s in the computer in the batmobile
MiniFox : that’s impossible, I shut the systems off when Tommy was chasing you
ghostofwasteside : idk, everything turned on when I got inside with the Batsuit.
ghostofwasteside : But don’t trip, Imma have our boy Castor Troy back in a straight jacket in no time.
girlwhotalkedtoomuch: (bugedeyednickcage.gif)
girlwhotalkedtoomuch : I see what you did there lol 😉
ghostofwasteside : I knew you would Mary 😂
MiniFox : Ladies please, let’s get back on track.
MiniFox : Ryan, put Tommy in the car and I’ll remote drive it to Arkham
ghostofwasteside : oh snap, like KnightRider?
MiniFox : No! KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand) was an AI in a tricked out Pontiac Trans Am
girlwhotalkedtoomuch : …
ghostofwasteside : …
MiniFox : sorry, it’s a sore spot. I tried to create a similar system back when Batman was active. could never get it to work tho
MiniFox : you know what Ryan, you got it. Leave him at Arkham and then head over to Wayne Tower.
ghostofwasteside : okay, that works
ghostofwasteside : btw it looks like the batmobile is low on gas. Please tell me it takes unleaded? 🙏🏾
MiniFox : Diesel, actually.
ghostofwasteside : see I live in my van, so I don’t really have “Diesel” money.
ghostofwasteside : do y’all have a bat 🦇 -credit card or something?
MiniFox : bat-credit card? Don’t be ridiculous!
Minifox : check the glove compartment, there should be some petty cash in there.
ghostofwasteside : alright, I’ll check
ghostofwasteside : omg!!! There’s gotta be like $10000 in here.
Minifox : more like a $100000, but make sure get exact change
Minifox : and save the receipt
ghostofwasteside : Forget that, I could probably buy the gas station with this!!!