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Fuck him. Of course the pompous motherfucker would take them to the most insufferable, pompous, restaurant for their first date.
He will invite Vlad to his secret cozy pub next time and demand that he never choose crazy places ever again, sadly for now he has to order something on the over complicated menu. “Tournedos Rossini”? “Entrecôte Mirabeau”? Maybe "Pasta Something Something.” Seems simple enough.
They talked the time away. When their dishes came, Vlad chuckled warmly: “Didn’t know you had that in you Daniel.”
Danny turned around to see the biggest wheel of cheese he ever saw and groaned.
