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lazy lion nft and bored ape nft have been dating for 3 years now. they had a big date night tonight and bored ape nft was very excited as he was expecting lazy lion nft to pop the question.
he put on his fanciest suit (it was joker's suit from the movie joker) and headed to the nft restueraunt (thats how you spell it trust). he got to the table and saw his beloved lazy lion nft boyfriend. their waiter (jimmy fallon) (this is my au where jimmy fallon is a waiter) asks them what they want and they both order the non fungible food and mints (haha get it, mints)
"this food is positively toe curling my sugar boo" lazy lion nft communicated
"its absolutely back arching my honey bumpkin <33333" bored ape nft verbalized
"did you just say an emoticon out loud" lazy lion nft inquired
but suddenly.......... lazy lion nft got down on both knees (shane dawson moment) and pulled out a giant ring but instead of a diamond there was another nft because obviously they're worth more
"my cutie patootie........................................... will...........you........marry me :pleading_face:"
"omg my honeybutt cake!!! ofc i say yes!!!"
they kissed passionately when suddenly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
william afton bursts in!!!!!! he pulls out his camera and screenshits bored ape nft
"i'm gonna make this my twitter profile pic 😈"
the whole restaeraunt gasps! bored ape nft looks in his lover's eyes, now full of sorrow
"p-pookie bear............... this....... doesn't make you think less of me right..?" bored ape nft vocalized
"i'm sorry my fart bomber </3......................... you've b-b-been.......... screenshitted.......i..... i don't know what to do........" lazy lion nft articulated
"we're still engaged, right my tubba wubba..?" bored ape nft enunciated
"yes.. of course my poopsie" lazy lion nft promulgated
they went home and fell asleep in each other's arms... but bored ape nft couldn't stop thinking about being screenshitted......