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Bruno added Abbacchio , Giorno , Mista , Narancia , Fugo , and Trish to Chat
Narancia is now Feral Orange🍊
Mista is now MVP Simp🔫
Giorno is now Aurora’s Secret Twin👸
Trish is now Gamer Princess👸🎮
Abbacchio is now Goth Dad🖤
Fugo is now Strawberry Hipster🍓
Bruno
is now
Mom
Aurora’s Secret Twin👸: Hello everyone.
Feral Orange🍊: AWWWWWW HELL YEAH!!! We got our own group chat, boiiiiis!!!
Mom: Try not to misuse this chat, Narancia.
Feral Orange🍊: k mom 😋
Gamer Princess👸🎮: This can only go well 4 sure.
Goth Dad🖤: Don’t jinx it.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Please do not blow up my phone. I’m still at work.
Feral Orange🍊: Awww cmon! Dont be a stik int he mud.
MVP Simp🔫: Ooo, drama!
Aurora’s Secret Twin👸: So, how is everyone??
MVP Simp🔫: Still on cloud 9, babe 😘😘😘
Feral Orange🍊: Ewwwww gay 😖
Goth Dad🖤: Pot calling the kettle black, Ronny 😏
Feral Orange🍊: EY! >:(
Mom: Doing just fine. Coming back from taking Sticky Fingers for a walk.
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Oooo! Spare a pic, Mom?
Mom posted MANSBESTFRIEND.JPG to Chat *a blurry picture of a Border Collie and Bruno’s hand holding the leash*
Gamer Princess👸🎮, MVP Simp🔫, Aurora’s Secret Twin👸, Feral Orange🍊, and Goth Dad🖤 liked MANSBESTFRIEND.JPG
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Always good to see Zippy.
Feral Orange🍊: Ew, low quality 😛
Mom: It’s hard taking a picture while walking.
Feral Orange🍊 changed the Chat to #PetAppreciationChat✨
Feral Orange🍊: Ayo, Pet Check! ✨
Goth Dad🖤: Aw, what the hell.
Goth Dad🖤 posted REWINDTIME.JPG to #PetAppreciationChat✨ *Abbacchio is in bed with Moody Blues, a Russian Blue cat, lying on his chest*
Mom, Feral Orange🍊, Gamer Princess👸🎮, Strawberry Hipster🍓, and MVP Simp🔫 liked REWINDTIME.JPG
Goth Dad🖤: We’re waiting for you at home, Bruno 😗
Mom liked a message
Mom: We’ll be happy to see you both 😊😊
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Aww! Ship!! #ShipGoals
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Oh! I’ll add to the pet check.
Gamer Princess👸🎮 posted PRESTREAM.JPG to #PetAppreciationChat✨ *Trish is sitting in her gaming chair with Spice Girl, her sable, curled up in her lap*
Feral Orange🍊, Mom, Goth Dad🖤, MVP Simp🔫, and Aurora’s Secret Twin👸 liked PRESTREAM.JPG
Feral Orange🍊: Yo! U gonna stream?! 😮
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Yup. Gotta check up on my island an do some stuff.
Feral Orange🍊: GAMER GRIND!!!
Aurora’s Secret Twin👸: Going villager hunting?
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Not today.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Guys, PLEASE try not to blow up my phone.
Goth Dad🖤: You know you can just mute the chat until you get out right?
Strawberry Hipster🍓: ...
Strawberry Hipster🍓 muted #PetAppreciationChat✨
Feral Orange🍊: 😂 😂
Mom changed #PetAppreciationChat✨ to Family Room
Mom: Are any of you coming over so we know how many places to set?
MVP Simp🔫: We might come tonight, right GioGio?
Aurora’s Secret Twin👸: Yeah. We’ll be there.
Aurora’s Secret Twin👸: Is it too late to do the Pet Check?
Feral Orange🍊: No way! Let us see!
Aurora’s Secret Twin👸 posted CHILLINGWITHTHEKINDLE.JPG to Family Room *A picture of a kindle of mixed kittens, the Sex Pistols, playing on the floor with Giorno’s crossed legs on the side*
Feral Orange🍊, Gamer Princess👸🎮, Mom, and MVP Simp🔫 liked CHILLINGWITHTHEKINDLE.JPG
Aurora’s Secret Twin👸: I’ll post a picture of Prince later.
MVP Simp🔫: LOOK AT ALL MY BABIES!!! SO CUTE!!!
MVP Simp🔫: Wait, can someone else like the pic?
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Why?
MVP Simp🔫: There’s four likes.
Feral Orange🍊: @Goth Dad🖤 @Strawberry Hipster🍓 A little help???
Mom: Fugo’s still at work, remember?
Feral Orange🍊: Oh rite.
Goth Dad🖤 liked CHILLINGWITHTHEKINDLE.JPG
Goth Dad🖤: Just so you don’t have an aneurysm.
MVP Simp🔫: Thanks Dad!!!
Goth Dad🖤: Yeah sure. So again, how many of you brats are eating tonight?
Mom: We already have Giorno and Mista. @Gamer Princess 👸🎮 @Feral Orange🍊 ?
Gamer Princess👸🎮: I can’t come 2nite.
Aurora’s Secret Twin👸: We miss you, bithc 🥺🥺
Gamer Princess👸🎮: I know. My dad’s pissed at me again.
Mom: What did you do this time?
Gamer Princess👸🎮: He..caught me sneaking out again
Goth Dad🖤: Runaway. Hiding out at your uncle’s house again?
Gamer Princess👸🎮: No.
Feral Orange🍊: A bae? 👀
MVP Simp🔫: Oooo!!! Tea!!! 🍵🍵🍵
Gamer Princess👸🎮: No. Anyways, i gotta go. Gamer grind.
Mom: Hold on Trish.
Gamer Princess👸🎮 muted Family Room
Feral Orange🍊: S U S
Strawberry Hipster🍓 unmuted Family Room
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Hey guys.
Feral Orange🍊: Oh Panna! Can we go to Mom’s and Dad’s for dinner 2nite? Plzzzzz
Strawberry Hipster🍓: ..I was heading to Panera for us, but sure.
Feral Orange🍊: Thanks Panna!!! ^3^
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Are you ready to go?
Feral Orange🍊: Yeah!! Hold on!!
Feral Orange🍊 posted QUICKSERVICEHUGS.JPG to Family Room *Narancia is holding Stevie, his calico cat, in one arm, smiling into the camera*
Strawberry Hipster🍓: I’m outside. We can walk to the flat.
Feral Orange🍊: Wanted to catch this before I leave.
Feral Orange🍊: K!!
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Did you feed her AND Purple Haze?
Feral Orange🍊: I got food for Stevie, but Haze already had her mouse this morning.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: ..Fine. 🙄
Goth Dad🖤, Mom, MVP Simp🔫, Aurora’s Secret Twin👸, and Strawberry Hipster🍓 liked QUICKSERVICEHUGS.JPG
Goth Dad🖤: Jesus, that poor cat looks so uncomfortable 😓
Feral Orange🍊: I grabbed her while she was doing her zoomies.
Mom: Be careful she doesn’t scratch you again.
Feral Orange🍊: I’ll be fine! I’m no soy boy!! 😤😤
Strawberry Hipster🍓: I will drag your ass out of the apartment if I don’t see your ass down here soon.
Feral Orange🍊: Okay, okay! Geez!!
MVP Simp🔫: Geez dude. We know you love him, but you don’t have to keep talking about Nara’s ass 😏😏😏
Goth Dad🖤: TMI.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: I’m not dwbiwdiasgaY
MVP Simp🔫: 😂😂😂 GAY
Aurora’s Secret Twin👸: Guido, do you want me to meet you with Fugo and Narancia?
MVP Simp🔫: No no! I’ll come get you, babe!
Goth Dad🖤: Ew.
Feral Orange🍊: Simp Mode: Activated.
MVP Simp🔫: Jealous. Don’t worry, my prince. Your knight is on his way.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: I think I’m gonna be sick. 🤢
Feral Orange🍊: Same 🤢
Goth Dad🖤: God strike me dead right now.
Mom: Don’t leave me here 🥺🥺
Goth Dad🖤: ..Fine. You brats just get going and I swear if I catch any spit swapping tonight, I will toss you out.
MVP Simp🔫: Damn. Did Mom cockblock you last night? 😏😏😏
Goth Dad🖤: STFU 🤬 🤬
Feral Orange🍊: What’s on the menu, Dad?
Goth Dad🖤: Poor Man’s Pasta.
Feral Orange🍊: OOOO! Did you put peas in it this time?? :D
Goth Dad🖤: Yeah.
Feral Orange🍊 liked a message
Feral Orange🍊: POG!!
Strawberry Hipster🍓: God, I thought someone dropped furniture down the stairs.
Feral Orange🍊: LES GOOOOOO!!! ANDELE, ANDELE!
MVP Simp🔫: Yo, pequeño naranjo. Chill.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Great. Now they’re speaking Spanish.
Feral Orange🍊: ¡AYYYY CARAMBA! ¿¡DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTHECAAAAA??!!
MVP Simp🔫 sent DANCINGSOMBREROBANANA.GIF to Family Room
Mom liked DANCINGSOMBREROBANANA.GIF
Mom: I love this family ^^
Goth Dad🖤: You’d be the first.